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“Heyyyy David. Sooo, while part of me thinks this is like, totally funny, I do kinda feel a teensy bit bad about it. Especially because I just saw Button across the street and he looked, like, horrific. I knew he was mad when he wouldn’t let me leave the café until I deleted the video but, uh, yikes! Anyways, like I said, I do feel bad, especially because of that link at the end… Plus, Ted saw it and called me, and he felt bad and compared it to if there was a video of me wh—”
“Oh my gosh, the machine cut me off, David. But yeah, I was calling because I feel bad since I maybe didn’t delete the video until Button made me, even though it’s definitely Mom’s fault. But I wanted to tell you not to stress because that website is as irrelevant as Jamie Lynn Spears, like seriously, nobody reads it. Plus I did some Alexis lawyer magic anyways and they’re deleting it within the next hour. So, no worries! Plus you have to admit it’s like kind of hilarious that—”
Or: The incident quickly turns into a catastrophe, the past rears its head, and David and Patrick cope... sorta.
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