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Aaron Hotchner has added David Rossi, Derek Morgan, Jennifer Jareau, Emily Prentiss, Spencer Reid, and Penelope Garcia to the chat
Aaron Hotchner has named the chat The Team
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(The Team)
Mon, 2:58 AM
Derek Morgan: Hotch what is this
Aaron Hotchner: This is a chat intended for the use of business, if we need to relay information on our cases.
David Rossi: That’s what phone calls are for, Aaron.
Aaron Hotchner: We can’t always call each other, Dave.
Aaron Hotchner: Besides, we’ve been working together for years and have never had a group chat before.
Aaron Hotchner: I figured it was time for one.
David Rossi: Maybe that’s because we spend almost every waking moment together.
David Rossi: And have lives outside of this job.
Derek Morgan: It’s not Hotch’s fault you don’t like technology Rossi
David Rossi: You’re right.
David Rossi: I blame your generation.
Derek Morgan: I came here to have a good time and I’m honestly feeling so attacked right now
Aaron Hotchner: Morgan, what?
Derek Morgan: Don’t worry about it Hotch
Aaron Hotchner: I’m starting to regret this choice.
David Rossi: That didn’t take long.
David Rossi: Must be a new record.
Emily Prentiss: sHUT UP AND GO TO SLEEP ITS 3 AM
Derek Morgan: Well good morning to you too Emily
Emily Prentiss: I will hurt you
Penelope Garcia: my chocolate thunder distress signal is beeping
Penelope Garcia: sources point to a threat made by a sleep deprived, decaffeinated emily
Penelope Garcia: i cant help you with that one
Derek Morgan: There you are baby girl
Penelope Garcia has changed their name to Baby Girl
Baby Girl: im wherever you want me to be my favorite piece of man meat
Derek Morgan: Oh boy
Baby Girl: i charge by the hour
Aaron Hotchner: Garcia.
Baby Girl: wait
Baby Girl: who all is in this chat
David Rossi: Deal with the consequences of your actions, Aaron.
Baby Girl: GOODBYE
Emily Prentiss: I take it back I’m glad I was awake for that