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“This is no laughing matter, Snake!” Ocelot sputtered, tossing his damp head like the overwrought drama-queen that he was. “If you weren’t so oblivious, things would never have come to this!”
“Oblivious?” Snake repeated, “Come to what? How is it my fault that you’re attacking me in the shower?”
In which Ocelot flirts the only way he knows how, and finally gets through Snake's thick skull (with something other than a bullet).