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"No come back!"
Zoro stopped and looked around, trying to find where the voice had come from. "Here upstairs you idiot."
He looked up and saw Nami on the second floor of the building. "Oi Zoro, take the stairs to your right and come here." And so he did...or at least he thought. There were no stairs on his right.
Nami said something again. "Your right. You know like your right arm. That right. It's that direction." Nami pointed to the place where he was supposed to go. He was sure he had gone that way. So he went over to the way Nami was pointing...and there were still no stairs. Irritation crept upon him. Zoro walked back to the middle of the hall and looked up. "Don't give me false directions. There are no stairs there."
Nami looked dumbfounded at his. "What do you mean there are no stairs! I walked upstairs on those stairs not even a minute ago. I can literally see the stairs from here. It's right there! There! How can you miss that!?" Zoro looked again at the way that Nami was pointing at. "There are no stai-." There were stairs. He swears that those stupid stairs had not been there a second ago. It wasn't fair. It must be magical moving stairs, because he was certain that he had been here before.
Nami face palmed. That little face palm was all the time Zoro needed to get lost again. Zoro was nowhere to be seen. She sighed. Guess she should start all over again to try to find that hopeless moran.