DarkLordOfAwesomeness



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  1. Gravity Falls (25)

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  1. Summary

    Have you ever looked at an old man in a cartoon show targeted for kids and wondered “Hm… I wonder how many times this guy (who only has 5 fingers {LAME!!}) almost died?”
    Well, WONDER NO MORE!!! Here in [Dumb Ways To (Almost) Die] you will find most of Grunkle Stan’s NDEs!! But what is an ‘NDE’ you may ask- why, it’s short for [Near Death Expirience(s)] Of course!!

    This fanfiction is centred over what would happen if the elder twins weren’t such little ***** and actually ******* held hands!! WOW!! Crazy! It is also based on the fandom’s dire need to see this old man in pain! Constantly! And needing to see this old man’s brother see his brother in pain! For guilt! It’s yummy!!
    As the setting is the [Bill-Cipher Zodiac] the characters involved in this series (written by various writers in the fandom) may consist of: Shooting Star, Pine Tree, ?, Ice Ice Babyy and other characters only very specific people care about!

    “I'm a very relentless individual and have a lot more insanity coming”
    - Alex Hirsch

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  1. Public Bookmark 17

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    Stan gets a postcard and goes to Gravity Falls all because Ford asked him to. Unfortunately, by the time he gets there, Ford is gone. All that's left behind is a weird magic circle with a pile of empty clothes in it.

    Oh, and there's a cat. It has polydactylism just like Ford, because of course Stan's nerd brother would adopt a cat with the same thing he has.

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    08 Sep 2025

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    CAAATT!!!!

  2. Public Bookmark 18

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    If you asked Stan a day ago, he would have told you he was at rock bottom. Welp he has now dug under that and hit molten lava. Like being homeless wasn’t enough, the apocalypse has begun! And on top of a weird triangle man taking over the earth, his estranged twin is working for him! And wants to kill him! And sent the whole world after him! He doesn’t if he can be screwed any more than this.

    In brief, this is Stan in the apocalypse in the 80s! Set two weeks after the Fiddleford incident. Stan gets to meet a lot of new and old people as he runs from his brother. Good luck to our boy!

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    07 Aug 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 25

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    Stan never made it out of the trunk. He receives judgement in the afterlife, and, on a technicality, ends up being sent to hell. But after pleading with the Axolotl, he's given another chance at life. Now Stan can apologize to his estranged brother and - wait, something about this isn't adding up. The Axolotl did more than revive Stan. What's that lizard playing at?

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    05 Aug 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 4

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    A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...

    This is a story of a lone farmer boy from Tatooine, you probably know how it goes. The boy buys a droid, he meets an old man, this old man uses the Force on him so the boy returns back home... Wait, what?

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    04 Aug 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 92

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    “If it’d been me,” Stan said. “If I was the one who was trapped on the other side of the portal; wouldn’t…wouldn’t you do the same?”

    (Or, how the conversation between Stan and Ford in A Tale of Two Stans went a bit differently.)

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    03 Aug 2025