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Stan is a werewolf.
He does not want to be a werewolf.
He makes this everyone else's problem. Brotherly bonding ensues.
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Stan Pines has less than a year to live, there is no way around it anymore. He always knew that something would kill him but now he knows for sure. Some rare disease that was going to kill him, something almost everyone could get but don't.
Now he just has to live the rest of his short life trying to finish the task of getting Ford back, there was no other option for the rest of his life.Series
- Part 6 of Whumptober 2025
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what if the call from the book of bill went through, and Stan comes to the cabin to find Ford standing on his roof, bleeding and barely conscious?
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In this lovely prologue the twins have a teensy disagreement and the argument comes out a little different than most remember :D
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Three’s a Crowd by cupofhotchocolate
Fandoms: The Owl House (Cartoon), Gravity Falls, Amphibia (Cartoon)
05 Oct 2025
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Stanford and Stanley Pines never expected their anomaly detector to point towards the town of Gravesfield, Connecticut, but since their 13-year-old niece and nephew were staying with the brothers again this summer, the family figured it would make for a nice adventure. After all, nothing too crazy could happen in a typical American town, right?
Girlfriends Anne and Marcy moved with their BFF Sasha to the town of Gravesfield, where Sasha gets a new therapy job and Anne is running an amphibian exhibit in a nearby aquarium. Sasha’s newest patient, however, is a boy named Hunter Noceda, with pointed ears and a scarred body.
After her mom officially adopted Hunter and the rebuilding process on the Isles was finally getting somewhere, Luz thought things were back to a routine. But when Hunter’s new therapist turns out to know more than expected about other dimensions and town rumors spread about a six-fingered man hunting for anomalies, everything gets weird again.
Three worlds collide, but in the confusion and possibility for friendship lurks the danger of past memories being dredged up, information falling into the wrong hands, and worst of all, a certain triangle god bringing back two other villains with him.
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It's been almost ten years since the Pines twins have lived together, but when Ford invites Stan to stay for the summer, neither expected quite the adventure they were going to have.
Mystery Trio Adventures, more tags to be added with future chapters.
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The axolotl gives bill a chance at redemption on earth. They give him to the pines to look after for a year and they hesitantly accept.
Ford wants to make sure bill isn't dangerous anymore.
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Stan's spent years on the streets, doing unspeakable things to survive. But the last two have been the worst yet, between the need for any kind of drug in his system to dull the pain and the constant need to run in case someone found him it's been a real shit set of years.
He's tired and done with it all, would it really be that bad if he died? It's not like anyone would really miss him.
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- Part 4 of Whumptober 2025
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No portal au but slightly different from other ones out there cause yes. Basically, fight from Tale of Two Stans but it ends differently...
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After getting back from sea with his brother, Stanford, Stanley himself has a whole shitload of things to do. Including, legally give his brother his name back WITHOUT all the legal baggage. Of course, thats as complicated as it sounds.
Stan though, luckily has a lawyer. A man just as shady as him, and actually able to translate legal paperwork into basic human english. His name's Don, Don Crooks. A handy lawyer, and an even more handsy man.
What, did you expect Stan to have a NORMAL relationship with someone and it NOT be complicated? You're funny.
They've been at this game for years. Don and Stan have a normal client/lawyer relationship with a hint of friendship outwardly, and behind closed doors are practically attached at the hips. Neither are exactly happy with this, but its the way things are! No changing it now.
Till things do start to change. They've always had rumors of being too close. the real issue starts to arise when rumors start gaining evidence, and Stanford, who already doesn't like Don (he doesnt trust a man with that big of a coat or that many guns inside it) start learning about said rumors. -
Tyranny of The Masses! by Great1
Fandoms: Total Drama (Cartoon), Shovel Knight, Super Mario & Related Fandoms, SML - Logan Thirtyacre (Web Series), Hitman (Video Games), Succession (TV 2018), Among Us (Video Game), Breaking Bad, Captain N: The Game Master, Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, 逆転裁判 | Gyakuten Saiban | Ace Attorney, Ed Edd n Eddy, Battle For Dream Island (Web Series), Gravity Falls, Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media Types, Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas, Cookie Run (Video Game), Diary of a Wimpy Kid Series - Jeff Kinney, Skylanders (Video Games), Undertale (Video Game), Family Guy (Cartoon), Inanimate Insanity (Web Series)
24 Sep 2025
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After the original TOTM was cancelled due to budget cuts, Caddicarus has been tasked with bringing the show back for more money-I mean entertainment.
With 12 veterans versus 12 newcomers living in a new state of the art resort only the richest people in the whole multiverse can afford, this show will surely be better than it's original version by a long mile!Series
- Part 3 of The Retardverse
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Stanley Pines gets six calls from Stanford's lab partner (atleast that's what he says he is) this month. Each call, the said lab partner tries to convince him into coming to visit Stanford's place.
Stan refuses 6 times. For the 7th time Stan is finally convinced.
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Bill, the manipulator, lies to Stan, and oblivious Stan eats it up
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Stan plays with guns and it goes horribly wrong (Then right, somehow) by pickledoesfanfic
Fandoms: Gravity Falls
21 Sep 2025
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uhhhhh grunkle stan does the oopsie
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- Part 27 of Dumb Ways To (Almost) Die
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All you wanted was a break from the chaos of the precinct. Now you're being promoted to detective after being the first person to actually snag the menace that is Stan Pines behind bars, even if it was just for a moment. A promotion is always welcome, but is it really worth all the years spent chasing one guy across state lines?
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Stan gets home after a long journey on the Stan-O-War II. He really misses his wife, but unfortunately she's out doing nerd shit with his brother, and asked if he could do a couple of chores.
Let's just say he gets a little distracted...
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- Part 5 of Gayle Naughties
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- 1/1
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- 40
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Ford Pines was born different, born cursed, and in his small village of Gravity Falls? That meant being sent to live with a monster.
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- 1/?
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If you asked Stan a day ago, he would have told you he was at rock bottom. Welp he has now dug under that and hit molten lava. Like being homeless wasn’t enough, the apocalypse has begun! And on top of a weird triangle man taking over the earth, his estranged twin is working for him! And wants to kill him! And sent the whole world after him! He doesn’t if he can be screwed any more than this.
In brief, this is Stan in the apocalypse in the 80s! Set two weeks after the Fiddleford incident. Stan gets to meet a lot of new and old people as he runs from his brother. Good luck to our boy!
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Stan's had a long and frustrating day working as Mr. Mystery, so you made sure to get a nice hot shower going for him. Offering to join him and help him relax has gone exactly as you'd expected and hoped it would.
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- Part 2 of Grunkle Smut Drabbles
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Ford just wanted some sleep but you can't get things that easy can ya
After using a spell to get sleep Ford wakes up 30 years younger and surprise so is Stan!
The Brothers will learn new things about each other, while also having fun adventures and serious conversations about how the bother see each other and what the future might hold. -
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Criminal bill cipher has finally been captured. Pleading in court he has managed to convince the judge that he is mentally ill instead of a death sentence. Now all bill needs to do is find a way out of the mental hospital.
Easier said than done when his ex and this annoying pink haired freak is always harassing him.