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    The wound on Alastor’s chest becomes badly infected and he’s unable to manage the pain even with drugs and alcohol. It gets to the point of him passing out in one of the hotel’s public spaces, unable to recover before he’s discovered by Charlie. Charlie drags Lucifer to Alastor’s side and tearfully begs Lucifer to save him. She’s having flashbacks to Pentious’s death and is terrified Lucifer might refuse out of spite towards Alastor and she just can’t lose another friend, she can’t!

    Lucifer was never going to refuse, but the desperation and fear in his little girl’s voice breaks his heart all the same. Sure, he has his problems with the guy, but he wasn’t going to just leave Alastor for double dead. Who would he argue with over his morning coffee then? He overcompensates, just a tad, using his magic to not only mend the flesh but purge all foreign elements from the Sinner’s body…

    Leaving behind a stranger with Alastor’s face and voice, but none of his demonic traits or abilities. Or memories.

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    23 Nov 2025

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  2. Public Bookmark 68

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    “‘Religion is the sigh of the oppressed creature, the heart of a heartless world, and the soul of soulless conditions’,” Angel intoned. “‘It is the opium of the people’.”

    Valentino perked up, craning over Angel’s shoulder to peer at the page. “Opium?”

    Vox almost screamed. “NO. No opium. There is no opium. Angel, go home.

    Angel snickered, shutting the book. “Alright, big boss. See ya tomorrow, Val.” He gave Val a lingering kiss before hopping to his feet and sauntering out.

    As soon as the door clicked shut, Vox whirled on Val. “I spent all day trapped in my office, filling out anger management worksheets with the princess of Hell, and you’re down here letting that whore read you Marxist bedtime stories??”

    Or: Charlie unionizes Voxtek, the fic.

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    19 Nov 2025

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    “What. The fuck. Did you do?”

    Vox’s eyes snapped open. That was his voice. He hadn’t said anything though, had he?

    He jerked his head up against his better judgment, vision swimming. The world around him was all wrong. Whether it was the result of destructive interference or his impact with the brick wall, something was fucking with his color and depth perception. Almost everything was awash in shades of yellow and brown. Meanwhile, his right eye refused to focus.

    Something…moved on top of his head as he closed his right eye so he could actually see the figure looming a few feet away.

    Blue. So much blue. It was blindingly bright against the otherwise drab colors.

    Then it hit him.

    He wasn’t staring at Alastor.

    He was staring at himself.

    “Oh, shit,” he breathed, jolting when Alastor’s feedback filled voice spoke the words.

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    Vox and Alastor accidentally swap bodies.

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    16 Nov 2025

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    Vox made the mistake of leaving Alastor unattended and on wheels. So Alastor does what he does best, causes problems on purpose. Little chaos here, little near death experience due to his fear of dogs followed by a cute moment with semi healthy communication and a happy ending there.

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    15 Nov 2025

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    Sir Pentious regaled Heaven with tales of Hell, the Hazbin Hotel, and how he arrived at the Pearly Gates. Of course, he mentioned Alastor, the hotelier, a tall man with a constant radio aesthetic and quick, easy smile.

    Turns out Al's mother overheard. Turns out Al's mother is very keen on finding out why her precious baby boy is in Hell.

    And, well, one doesn't tell their mother they were a serial killer. So they come up with the next best lie, on short notice.

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    14 Nov 2025