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[____], By Any Other Name, Would Cut As Sharply by Princeliest
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
16 Jun 2025
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Vox realizes at the most inopportune moment possible that he is still quite pathetically gone for Alastor, and thus saves his life—in exchange for a deal. Alastor, on the other hand, strives to be inopportune at all possible moments, and thus learns what he is willing to sell in exchange for his own life. After all, "love" can be interpreted in so many different ways.
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27 Nov 2025
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Alastor frowned down at the pot in front of him. He sighed, then dropped to his knees, hands clasped in front of his mouth as he shut his eyes and bowed his head.
“What are you–”
“Sh!” Alastor took a deep breath, then whispered, “Dearest mè… my manman, I am so, so sorry for what I am about to do. Look away now, if you must.” He stood, brushed off his knees and apron, and hissed, “You are so lucky I like you, Voxxel.”
“What are you doing–?”
“I–” Alastor cracked his neck, first to the left, then the right, then whispered, “-- am about to commit the most disgusting of sins. Against my mother– my manman– no less!”
“Alastor, what the fuck.”
“I’m about to make my food more palatable for a–” Alastor shuddered, then whispered in disgust, “-- white man.”
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- Part 1 of Helluva Boss / Hazbin Hotel: 12 Days of Christmas!
- Part 4 of Bea's RadioStatic Revelry
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25 Nov 2025
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a white man? no! come on vox toughen up spice up your life a bit
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“Now, with that out of the way, it’s time for you to rest, pet.”
“If you’re expecting me to succumb to exhaustion, you will be waiting an eternity. Not even a bullet to the skull can put me down at this point.”
Lilith smirked. “You will sleep for as long as your body and your mind require.”
Oh, dear. That was a command.
Or: Alastor's seven year absence was spent catching up on desperately-needed sleep. It fixes a few things.
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25 Nov 2025
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They'd never seen Alastor drunk before, and they're starting to think it was a bad idea to take him to a bar to get drunk. That deer is slippery. Thankfully, they have a savior, though not the one they expect.
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24 Nov 2025
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The wound on Alastor’s chest becomes badly infected and he’s unable to manage the pain even with drugs and alcohol. It gets to the point of him passing out in one of the hotel’s public spaces, unable to recover before he’s discovered by Charlie. Charlie drags Lucifer to Alastor’s side and tearfully begs Lucifer to save him. She’s having flashbacks to Pentious’s death and is terrified Lucifer might refuse out of spite towards Alastor and she just can’t lose another friend, she can’t!
Lucifer was never going to refuse, but the desperation and fear in his little girl’s voice breaks his heart all the same. Sure, he has his problems with the guy, but he wasn’t going to just leave Alastor for double dead. Who would he argue with over his morning coffee then? He overcompensates, just a tad, using his magic to not only mend the flesh but purge all foreign elements from the Sinner’s body…
Leaving behind a stranger with Alastor’s face and voice, but none of his demonic traits or abilities. Or memories.
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“‘Religion is the sigh of the oppressed creature, the heart of a heartless world, and the soul of soulless conditions’,” Angel intoned. “‘It is the opium of the people’.”
Valentino perked up, craning over Angel’s shoulder to peer at the page. “Opium?”
Vox almost screamed. “NO. No opium. There is no opium. Angel, go home.”
Angel snickered, shutting the book. “Alright, big boss. See ya tomorrow, Val.” He gave Val a lingering kiss before hopping to his feet and sauntering out.
As soon as the door clicked shut, Vox whirled on Val. “I spent all day trapped in my office, filling out anger management worksheets with the princess of Hell, and you’re down here letting that whore read you Marxist bedtime stories??”
Or: Charlie unionizes Voxtek, the fic.
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19 Nov 2025
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“What. The fuck. Did you do?”
Vox’s eyes snapped open. That was his voice. He hadn’t said anything though, had he?
He jerked his head up against his better judgment, vision swimming. The world around him was all wrong. Whether it was the result of destructive interference or his impact with the brick wall, something was fucking with his color and depth perception. Almost everything was awash in shades of yellow and brown. Meanwhile, his right eye refused to focus.
Something…moved on top of his head as he closed his right eye so he could actually see the figure looming a few feet away.
Blue. So much blue. It was blindingly bright against the otherwise drab colors.
Then it hit him.
He wasn’t staring at Alastor.
He was staring at himself.
“Oh, shit,” he breathed, jolting when Alastor’s feedback filled voice spoke the words.
AKA
Vox and Alastor accidentally swap bodies.
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16 Nov 2025
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Alastor's Wheelie Fun Adventures by AggressiveSpellingErrors
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
07 Nov 2025
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Vox made the mistake of leaving Alastor unattended and on wheels. So Alastor does what he does best, causes problems on purpose. Little chaos here, little near death experience due to his fear of dogs followed by a cute moment with semi healthy communication and a happy ending there.
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15 Nov 2025
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Sir Pentious regaled Heaven with tales of Hell, the Hazbin Hotel, and how he arrived at the Pearly Gates. Of course, he mentioned Alastor, the hotelier, a tall man with a constant radio aesthetic and quick, easy smile.
Turns out Al's mother overheard. Turns out Al's mother is very keen on finding out why her precious baby boy is in Hell.
And, well, one doesn't tell their mother they were a serial killer. So they come up with the next best lie, on short notice.
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14 Nov 2025
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Alastor becomes an...interesting person when sleep deprived or on substances. What started as a bet is now a running gag at the Hazbin Hotel to see what new wacky things Alastor will say.
AKA an interconnected series of oneshots of Alastor having a gender identity crisis, having many many complaints about the appeal of sex, and scenes inspired by Crap Alastor Says.
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12 Nov 2025
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“Let these irrelevant nobodies run home…and more importantly, you are not to lay your hands on Charlie Morningstar.”
“Do you really expect me to fucking believe that bullshit, Al?” Vox laughs, a manic look in his eyes as he tightens his grip around Alastor’s throat. "A deal like that is too good to be true!"
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What if Vox had taken not only Alastor, but also Niffty and Husk as his hostages in S02E04? Otherwise known as the Radio Trio's terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day.
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- Part 7 of Alastor Whump
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Alcoholic Friends by SIR_TALKS_ALOT
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
26 Aug 2025
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" Aizawa narrowed his eyes, assessing the changes in the villain. He glanced to his left, where the machines had been rolled out of the way by Hizashi and Yagi, so that a few were still in sight but they no longer surrounded Dabi's bed.
"Oh. Thank you," he mumbled as the other heroes returned. Hizashi offered a smile. "Sure," he said, glancing at Aizawa and communicating his confusion via gaze alone. Aizawa shrugged a shoulder in answer, looking back down at the villain. "Let's .. continue with the questions," he said. Dabi looked uneasy, but only nodded. "
Aizawa had been prepared to have a short, unhelpful interrogation with an S-rank villain before handing him off to the Commission, but instead he has a long, insightful interview with Touya and decides he's the perfect candidate for Nezu's up-and-coming villain rehab program.
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— John checks up on Adrian after Chris’ note.
tumblr: sp7
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22 Sep 2025
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irritated by the lack of talent within the gang, charlie looks elsewhere for actors
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- Part 1 of it's always gleeful in philadelphia
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31 Aug 2025
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Louis is six years old when the strange boy and his family move in next door.
Childhood friends to lovers, and the dire straits in between.
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In the interest of what Armand called inter-coven unity, but Daniel privately thought of as ‘polycule management’, the four of them had started up a monthly Game Night.
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30 Dec 2024
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Mistletoe? More Like MistleNO MORE STOP IT LESTAT by That_is_right
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
15 Dec 2024
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Lestat takes some festive fun a little too far.
Or: Lestat's guide to driving your husband absolutely batshit insane.
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- Part 3 of Vampcember 2024
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27 Dec 2024
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Tits Out for the Holidays by That_is_right
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
20 Dec 2024
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Louis and Lestat are invited to a Christmas party and told to wear ugly sweaters. Lestat, as usual, takes this way too far, and it leads to some interesting discoveries.
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- Part 9 of Vampcember 2024
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27 Dec 2024
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Please Do Not Build a Deathray by nightlilly
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021), League of Legends
08 Aug 2022
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A CHANCE FOR THE MEETING OF BRIGHT YOUNG MINDS!
JOIN PILTOVER ACADEMY'S DISCORD SERVER!
(Participants are encouraged to remain anonymous)
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24 Dec 2024
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”Is that all he did? He just left you alone there the whole night after drinking from you?” Daniel asks skeptically.
That doesn’t make sense, and it feels like Lestat is keeping something from him. Why would Magnus keep him as a prisoner for so long only to do nothing with him?
Lestat stares at him unblinkingly, before sneering. “Oh, I see why Armand wants you. You’re a sick fucker, aren’t you? You were even as a human.”
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Two interviews and three vampires later, Daniel still hasn't learned that prying is not always the wise thing to do.
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- Part 1 of documentary aftermath
Bookmarked by Gay_Nonbinary_Axolotl
23 Dec 2024