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himbo science how do I stop my roommate from building a deathray
himbo science just asking
glitter and gold i have several questions
himbo science roommate is building a deathray
glitter and gold that answers none of them
himbo science idk either but he took apart the microwave and is building a deathray
glitter and gold STOP SAYING DEATHRAY
himbo science WHAT ELSE DO YOU WANT ME TO CALL IT
himbo science ITS GONNA BE A RAY AND IT WILL HAVE THE CAPACITY TO KILL SOMEONE
glitter and gold ask nicely????
himbo science "its not meant to kill people" he says
distortion motion is this the same roommate that thought it would be a good idea to make coffee with energy drinks instead of water "just to see what would happen"?
himbo science no that was me and I could smell colours but it did get me through finals one year
himbo science my roommate was the one that once stayed up for three days straight working on schematics because he "forgot humans need sleep" and then proceeded to hallucinate our friend's dad and something about a werewolf
himbo science correction - I asked and he said our friend's dad in this hallucination was a werewolf and that he was also doing the cha cha slide and the Macarena
himbo science there's a good emphasis on the Macarena
GetJinxed your roommate sounds fun
himbo science he is a constant headache
himbo science and my best friend of over a decade
himbo science I would die for him
distortion motion it sounds like you will
himbo science HES NOT THAT BAD
himbo science he's just a bit eccentric
himbo science he's nice once you get to know him
himbo science actually he's very polite in front of strangers
himbo science so maybe it's better that you don't know him, actually
Cupcake What does pink smell like?
himbo science glitter chalk with hints of cherries
distortion motion as long as you have a handle on the science gremlin, himbo
GetJinxed I thought I was the science gremlin
distortion motion there can be more than one science gremlin
himbo science my roommate says he's more of "a nuisance and a problem"
glitter and gold can we please go back to THE DEATHRAY?!?!?!
himbo science he'll get bored eventually
himbo science im actually more concerned about the microwave
glitter and gold WHY
himbo science BECAUSE I WAS GONNA MAKE PIZZA POPS FOR LUNCH
himbo science A BITCH IS HUNGRY AND WE HAVE NO MICROWAVE
distortion motion why did my ta just kick open the door and yell at dr young to get him some jumper cables
punch a bunch you call your prof dr? what a suck up
glitter and gold dr young is really nice and just trying her best and we all love her
distortion motion what she said except, for obvious reasons, im not in lesbibs with her like glitter is
himbo science YOURE DATING DR YOUNG????
glitter and gold NO BUT I WISH
distortion motion back to the matter at hand - wtf is with my ta
distortion motion i swear he's on something
distortion motion definitely not shimmer because he would've ripped the door off it's hinges by now, but something
distortion motion he's a really good ta and good for homework but like. why is he like this. who made him this way. why does he remain this way.
GetJinxed ive been trying to track him down for weeks so I can ask about a few side projects
GetJinxed but he must know like a secret passage or something
GetJinxed hes just gone
himbo science ah yes our local science cryptid
himbo science we love him he interrupts so many lectures for the dumbest shit
glitter and gold while I am in dr young's class, I've yet to see the man the myth the legend - im in a different class taught by dr young so I don't have a ta
distortion motion i would pay good good money for information about the guy
distortion motion anything at all, could be his coffee order
punch a bunch how
punch a bunch ya broke
distortion motion I may not have money
GetJinxed was there a follow up to that?
distortion motion no I just don't have money I'm here on scholarships
punch a bunch I don't even go here
glitter and gold pray tell why are you in this server
punch a bunch jinx is my sister
himbo science cupcake doesn't go here either, iirc
Cupcake I'm here for the drama.
distortion motion you joined a random server for drama???
GetJinxed this is literally a scientific server
himbo science says who?
glitter and gold the school, technically, and himbo is supposed to be keeping us somewhat under control
glitter and gold didnt heimerdinger make you the admin to keep us in line?
himbo science and look how well that turned out
himbo science i know the whole thing of science is "try until something sticks" but trying to control you people is like herding pixiemanders
Cupcake I'm here for the hot goss. Gods know that schools are full of it.
glitter and gold this isn't high school
himbo science amen for that
glitter and gold himbo you seem like the type that would've done good in high school
himbo science I did do good in high school but I also have an anxiety disorder and everything makes me panic
himbo science even my weird roommate, who is supposed to be the one person that calms me down other than my mom
GetJinxed lmao this loser still has parents
punch a bunch we have 2 whole dads
GetJinxed let me bully the nerd in peace!
distortion motion I think the fact that we're in a school sanctioned server means we're all nerds, except for punch and cupcake because they don't even fucking go here
Everyone welcome gay and tired to the server! Wave to say hi!
himbo science Welcome! Just give us a nickname you want to go by and your pronouns and you'll be good to go!
gay and tired nickname?
himbo science we're an academic server but for the sake of some of the research being done by the members of this server, we prefer to keep ourselves anonymous, so no personal information
himbo science if you want to connect with someone irl then you do that in your dms
gay and tired any name?
himbo science I suppose so
gay and tired Harold. He/they. It's not my real name.
distortion motion oh new personnnnn 👀
gay and tired I was told that I should engage more in conversation with my peers and I suppose this is more comfortable than face to face interaction
GetJinxed A MOOD
Cupcake Here's my formal hello and goodbye. You won't see me unless something interesting happens.
GetJinxed I'm surprised Cupcake even bothered to show up
himbo science she did say she was here for the drama
Cupcake We'll see if he's worth it.
gay and tired im sorry?
GetJinxed cupcake only bothers to check the server if something interesting happens
himbo science don't take it personally
gay and tired we are allowed to talk about work here, yes?
himbo science you can but be aware that while we're all affiliated with the academy that there isn't any legal protection here for shared ideas
gay and tired wasnt expecting it in a fucking discord server
himbo science ok!!! no need to get hostile!!!!
gay and tired sorry
gay and tired bad day and im now being forced to interact with strangers
GetJinxed mood
punch a bunch you can vent if you want to dude
gay and tired i may have
gay and tired set a /small/fire
gay and tired and I might have held off from telling my lab partner because he's going to yell at me
himbo science let me guess - you're mechanical engineering, aren't you?
gay and tired I suppose you are as well
himbo science im very familiar with fires
himbo science and your lab partner is right to yell at you
gay and tired it was an accident!
himbo science it always is
gay and tired failure is a part of the inventing process
himbo science ugh not you too
gay and tired anyways it was an accident
gay and tired if I set a real fire, you'd know
glitter and gold ominous
himbo science can I summon the gays to ask for their wisdom
glitter and gold what's up
punch a bunch ditto
gay and tired do I have to?
himbo science I might have caught feelings for my roommate and not know how to deal
distortion motion THE CRAZY ONE????
himbo science no my other secret roommate- WHO THE FUCK ELSE WOULD I BE TALKING ABOUT?!?!
Cupcake 👀
gay and tired am I missing something?
himbo science my roommate is a little off the rails but I think I might be in love with him???
gay and tired oh
gay and tired we are in the same boat, I believe is the term
himbo science ADVICE???? PLEASE????
gay and tired can you tell me a little more about how you're feeling? then maybe I can help you sort out what you should do?
himbo science we've known each other for a long time and we're good friends, hence the decision to live together
himbo science but I was watching him work earlier today and I was thinking about kissing him???? Which hasn't happened before???? I don't even know if I like men????
himbo science but the more I think about it, the more it makes sense, like I've felt this way for a while but didn't notice it
gay and tired well firstly I believe I have to say that what you're feeling is perfectly fine, that you probably are on some level attracted to men, and that if you're looking to label yourself to try to research into bisexuality and pansexuality, but that's not important right now
gay and tired and while I would usually say go for it and discuss this with your roommate like reasonable adults - if he's a good person he shouldn't mind talking about it even if he rejects you or doesn't like men - but the fact that you're living with him makes things complicated if he does indeed reject you
gay and tired my suggestion would be to test the waters and try to see if your feelings are reciprocated before taking the plunge, or wait until your lease is up and you have space, that way the two of you aren't dancing around each other if it becomes awkward for whatever reason
gay and tired this is also contingent on how comfortable you feel about discussing this with him. you shouldn't push yourself if youre not ready. i don't particularly like you but i understand your struggle.
glitter and gold i was gonna say something but I think the new guy covered it pretty well
himbo science wow you really came prepared
gay and tired like I said, same boat. ive thought about it a lot.
gay and tired am I content with our friendship? yes, but I would also fuck that pretty boy stupid if he asked. he could bench press me. he could break my spine in half and id thank him. i want to ruin him.
distortion motion himbo, I've got to ask what you see in this man
himbo science he's just. so cute. so precious.
glitter and gold pack it up boys, we broke the admin
punch a bunch rip himbo he died for love
GetJinxed does this mean we have to be subjected to his pining????
distortion motion are you homophobic, jinx
GetJinxed I'm pan and nonbinary
gay and tired SHES DODGING THE QUESTION
GetJinxed oh fuck offffffff
himbo science but can I. rant a little. I think it would help if I talk about some of the stuff I'm feeling and I think it would be better if I talked to someone who doesn't know me irl.
glitter and gold go for it
glitter and gold I've done plenty of gay rants in the server
distortion motion we know, glitter
glitter and gold you can suck my dick
himbo science my roommate's very smart and we've been friends for years and he helped me out during a really bad time. I don't understand why people don't like him. he's sarcastic and funny and brilliant and he's just. so pretty. and I just want to help him and be there for him even more than I already have and it wouldn't be so bad to be able to kiss him and hold his hand and cuddle. he means everything to me and I care about him so much but I don't want to ruin this. he's one of the best things to ever happen to me and HOLY FUCK HOW DID I NOT REALIZE IT SOONER IM SUCH A FUCKING IDIOT
GetJinxed really living up to your name aren't you himbo
himbo science in my defence, I'm on track to graduate A DOUBLE MAJOR WITH HONOURS
himbo science THIS IS MAKING ME NERVOUS AND I REALLY WANT TO GO HUG MY ROOMMATE BUT HES THE ONE MAKING ME NERVOUS
himbo science HELP
gay and tired hug a pillow and take deep breaths
gay and tired youre going to be fine
distortion motion have you been in this server?
distortion motion none of us are fine
himbo science ——> gay and tired
himbo science thanks. for the other day. I feel a lot better.
gay and tired its not a problem
gay and tired my best friend panics a lot
gay and tired it is similar
himbo science thank you. really.
himbo science not a lot of people take the time to walk me through a panic attack
himbo science most people just tell me im an adult and I should have better control of my emotions
himbo science sorry im rambling
gay and tired its not a problem
gay and tired those people are stupid
gay and tired youre not a machine
gay and tired and im sorry for being rude to you when I first joined
himbo science thank you
himbo science but your apology is not enough to get me to excuse the arson
gay and tired worth a try
gay and tired but I meant every word
gay and tired here me out
glitter and gold Harold those words out of your mouth-screen never bode well
himbo science you know for someone who is self-proclaimed tired you get into a lot of shit
himbo science that being said, what did you do
himbo science I would also like for you, as you're typing out your explanation, imagine that I am pinching the bridge of my nose and sighing in disappointment
gay and tired I shouldn't be blamed for the fire if it wasn't my fault
himbo science why am I always dealing with fires
gay and tired I DIDNT DO IT THIS TIME
gay and tired NO ONE BELIEVES ME
gay and tired but I did happen to be checking up on some students' projects for Progress Day and got slightly burnt
gay and tired nothing close to life threatening
gay and tired only good part of my day was that my roommate was insistent on patching me up and he is. very gentle.
himbo science my lab partner also set something off today but he's been oddly quiet about it so im kinda half waiting for something else to explode when I'm not looking
distortion motion hazards of being an inventor
distortion motion unless you're jinx, then it's definitely a bomb
GetJinxed you have no proof and I plead the fifth
punch a bunch Cupcake youve been downgraded from cryptid to lurker
Cupcake that's fair
himbo science man down
GetJinxed five gold says he's gonna start talking about his boyfriend
distortion motion no deal that's definitely what's happening
himbo science impending heat wave means my roommate works with their shirt unbuttoned and they are. very sexy.
gay and tired heat wave is very homophobic my roommate is in tight short-shorts and I want to squeeze his ass so badly
himbo science not even all the way unbuttoned it's just enough for me to get some collarbones and a nip slip BUT GOD IS THAT NOT SEXY
glitter and gold WHORE
gay and tired my roommate keeps licking his lips and swear to the gods if he doesnt stop I'm going to fuck him on his desk no explanation
himbo science do it
himbo science at least one of us can stop gay pining
gay and tired ugh too hot for sex even if this is the perfect set up for a porno
gay and tired your roommate is right to unbutton their shirt
himbo science yours is right about shorts
gay and tired too hot for shorts need to rip off what's left of my skin
punch a bunch what's left??????
glitter and gold my thighs are so goddamn sweaty I keep sticking to the lecture hall seats but at least I'm not in pants
punch a bunch gay and tired WHATS LEFT????
gay and tired no comment
GetJinxed just end me it would be more merciful then this fucking heat wave
gay and tired fans are going at max capacity and there is still somehow no breeze
gay and tired if I die, tell my roommate it was because of his sexy ass
glitter and gold mood
himbo science mood
punch and bunch mood
Cupcake Mood.
gay and tired i hate men
himbo science this a gender thing orrrrrr
gay and tired got invited out
gay and tired roommate is in tight leather pants
gay and tired he wears many tight things
gay and tired i am eternally suffering
himbo science ah
himbo science are you on a date????
gay and tired unfortunately it is a platonic outing and there are many other people here
gay and tired i am going to kill him
glitter and gold whats this guy look like anyhow
gay and tired stereotypical pretty boy. jock. very bi energy tho im not sure he even mentioned liking men.
GetJinxed ugh great now thats two of you pining
gay and tired you know just for that im gonna enable himbo
GetJinxed DONT YOU DARE
gay and tired what do you like about your roommate
himbo science gonna be quick because im at a party rn
himbo science but again. he's really smart. like genius-level smart. I literally owe him for the chance to be able to work on what we do. He doesn't smile too often but when he does it's just the cutest thing. He plays with his hair when he's thinking too hard and he chews on pens and he's really sweet. His voice is soft and I love hearing him talk. He doesn't usually talk about things he likes so I feel happy when he shares things with me. He's just a lot of things and I happen to like all of them.
punch a bunch you really have it bad for this guy huh
himbo science he's my best friend and I can't imagine my life without him
himbo science gay and tired what about you? what do you like about your boy?
GetJinxed UGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH
gay and tired im not one for romantic proclamations, but I will try my best I suppose
gay and tired he's very cute, firstly. he's the type of person to put others before himself. he makes sure I take care of myself and honestly no one's done anything like that before. he gets amused by the little things, likes the details that shouldn't really matter. he notices things about other people, their favourite things. he's a people pleaser, yes, but he's not mean-spirited about it. he just wants to make people happy and I am not a very happy person but he tries anyway.
glitter and gold our very own poets
himbo science your roommate sounds wonderful
gay and tired so does yours
gay and tired as a fellow piner (is that a word) I hope you two make it
himbo science ditto
distortion motion ive just realized that Harold would probably get along really well with himbo's crazy roommate
gay and tired oh?
himbo science THEYRE NOT CRAZY
himbo science well
himbo science they are. a little.
himbo science but you mean that like its a bad thing
glitter and gold are we talking about your horrible taste in men and men shaped beings again?
gay and tired is this the same man that himbo said "could light up the room with his smile" and "had eyes like sunsets" and all the stuff that made me throw up a little?
himbo science oh dont act like you haven't waxed poetic about your roommate either
distortion motion this is also the same man that himbo said he wanted to pick up by the scruff of their neck like a kitten and wrap them in a blanket
himbo science they forget to sleep sometimes and the only way to contain them is to imprison them in a burrito like a fucking cat
gay and tired I also have poor sleeping habits
glitter and gold does anyone in this server have any good sleeping habits?
gay and tired touché
gay and tired himbo science youve mentioned them before but you've only said nice things about them?
himbo science yeah its not that I'm scared of their crazy ngl I like it a lot, like enough to be borderline disturbing. it's part of them. I find it endearing.
himbo science like I said before I don't want to ruin our friendship and like you said we live together so if shit goes down we can't avoid each other
gay and tired how crazy are we talking
gay and tired I've only heard sickeningly sweet things about this man
gay and tired I'm intrigued now if they are a chaotic little shit
distortion motion oh yeah you weren't here for The Deathray Saga
gay and tired the wat
himbo science the short of it is that my brilliant roommate (and I don't say that sarcastically) decided to build a death ray by disassembling our microwave
himbo science they obviously failed, but the intent was there
himbo science its a work in progress
himbo science I love them but I have to agree with the rest of the chat in that they're not the most sane of people
glitter and gold understatement of the century and I pray I never meet them irl
glitter and gold also now convinced that if harold met the man the universe would implode on itself from the amount of chaos energy
gay and tired oh
distortion motion AJBFKHASBFK
distortion motion IT WAS SUCH A BIG DEAL AND ALL YOU HAVE TO SAY IS "OH"??????
gay and tired sorry
gay and tired something came up
gay and tired brb as the youngins say
glitter and gold I'm still convinced "Harold" is Heimerdinger messing with us
glitter and gold they can't be a real person
himbo science I think that Haroajsfadm bfnksdnmvf
distortion motion ah damn Harold sniped him before he could finish
himbo science 7
distortion motion it's quiet
distortion motion too quiet
glitter and gold don't you know that saying that SUMMONS THEM
distortion motion oh I meant my class, the chat's fine, rip
distortion motion Crazy TA didn't show up which is odd because he usually pops in even if it's to say hi to dr young and I still don't understand how theyre friends but my money is that shes being verbally held hostage whenever he shows up
distortion motion Teacher's Pet also didn't show up and I've chosen to believe that Crazy TA hunted him for sport and is now dissecting him for the fun of it
punch a bunch what happened to the gay idiots
GetJinxed don't talk about yourself like that sis it's bad for morale
glitter and gold I'd like to believe Harold is in the process of setting fire to yet another building, if only to get me out of a very stressful presentation today
gay and tired give me 20 minutes and 50 gold
gay and tired my services aren't free someone has to pay for our dwindling research budget
glitter and gold I will make it 100 if you cut it down to 10 minutes
gay and tired legitimately cant do that unless I want to break both the laws of physics and my leg
glitter and gold fair
gay and tired I mean I would love to break the laws of physics, but alas I am merely a man-shaped being
glitter and gold it's the stanwick pidily building #4, north side, top floor
gay and tired that loser can get fucked he doesn't need that many buildings named after him
gay and tired thieving hack
GetJinxed Harold where have you been????
GetJinxed we were supposed to hang out in voice!
gay and tired had things I needed to sort out
distortion motion Not Ominous At All
gay and tired what? I had stuff to do!
himbo science good morning
punch a bunch its three in the afternoon
himbo science time is an illusion and I'm not getting out of bed your argument is invalid
himbo science gay and tired do I need to make an alibi for you
gay and tired always
glitter and gold what no rousing speech about how arson is bad?
himbo science nah
GetJinxed YOU GUYS ARE IN CAHOOTS NOW???
distortion motion WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED WHILE YOU WERE OFFLINE
himbo science a lot, but in short
gay and tired what? I had stuff to do! reply: im stuff
GetJinxed YOOOOOOOOO
glitter and gold WHAT
distortion motion BUT WHAT ABOUT THE HANDSOME ROOMMATE
gay and tired [IKnowHimHeIsMe.gif]
distortion motion I would call you guys idiots but I legit did not see that coming
himbo science how do you think I feel
himbo science I've been complaining about my handsome roommate...to my handsome roommate...
himbo science speaking of
himbo science come back to bed
gay and tired give me 15 minutes
gay and tired have to set a building on fire
himbo science but I miss you!
gay and tired I HAVENT BEEN GONE THAT LONG
gay and tired but I miss you too you bastard
GetJinxed GROOOOOSSSSSSSSS
distortion motion what are you, five?
GetJinxed on a scale of one to ten, yes
distortion motion don't you mean on a scale of one to five?
GetJinxed I have self-esteem issues
Cupcake: I Want Details Yesterday.
distortion motion Cupcake!
GetJinxed We thought you were dead!
Cupcake Might as well be with all the paperwork I've been doing.
glitter and gold Cupcake remerging like Truth Coming Out of Her Well to Shame Mankind
distortion motion more like Cupcake Coming Out Of Her Hole In The Ground To Spy On The Gays TM
GetJinxed what is a well if not a hole in the ground
distortion motion Harold did you keep your promise and fuck the pretty boy stupid?
himbo science CORRECTION
himbo science he wrenched my phone out of my hand, tossed it across the room, kissed me without explanation and then we had a very long talk about our feelings for each other and relationship boundaries
himbo science and THEN he fucked me stupid
Cupcake love wins
glitter and gold remember when this was supposed to be a server for innovation?
gay and tired is that what this is supposed to be?
gay and tired wouldnt have guessed
punch a bunch are we glossing over the fact that Harold tried to build a deathray
GetJinxed are any of you surprised - it's Harold
punch a bunch point taken, question retracted
distortion motion my money wouldve been on you jinx
GetJinxed i would be mad, but thats fair
GetJinxed i could, just say the word
GetJinxed someone please say the word
himbo science also
distortion motion anything at all, could be his coffee order
reply: sweetmilk, if he drinks coffee it has ungodly amounts of cream and sugar and is constantly wired
Cupcake That explains several things.
himbo science distortion motion i'll dm you my paypal
distortion motion [IAmSmallAndIDon'tHaveAnyMoney.gif]
Cupcake Do you and Harold just extort people to pay for your research?
gay and tired whatever pays the bills we are most certainly not completely funded yet. we did have a sponsor but our work is getting a bit out of hand and our donor is getting restless and starting to pull said funding if we don't have results.
glitter and gold I suppose building a deathray is a bit "out of hand"
glitter and gold it's been 17 minutes and the fire alarm went off
glitter and gold Harold I'm scared of you
gay and tired :D
gay and tired I don't know which is more pathetic - that fact that my idiot boyfriend called me Harold, which is not my name, to my face, or the fact that I answered him as if it was.
glitter and gold big rip
glitter and gold must be nice
glitter and gold having a significant other 🥺
GetJinxed [HornyBonk.gif]
glitter and gold WELL EXCUSE ME FOR HAVING FEELINGS
distortion motion for our professor
distortion motion also aren't you poli sci? why are you even in dr young's class?
glitter and gold 😰
himbo science NO!
glitter and gold yes...
himbo science YOU ARE NOT IN A MECHANICAL ENGINEERING CLASS JUST TO THIRST OVER SKY
glitter and gold CORRECTION
glitter and gold im in GRADUATE LEVEL mechanical engineering classes just to thirst over Sky 😔
GetJinxed [HornyBonk.gif]
glitter and gold to be fair, without disclosing too much personal information, I finished my degree for poli sci
glitter and gold I'm an alumnus of the school
glitter and gold and the reason I am taking mechanical engineering is that my work centres around being in contact with a lot of inventors, so it makes sense to at least know the basics and tack on a few courses as extracurriculars in between work
glitter and gold I did not intend to turn this into another degree, and I didn't even intend to take grad levels, just a few first year courses, but one thing led to another at the open house and I was signing up for a class I had no business being in and had to learn the advanced methods for because I refuse to drop the class and disappoint my very pretty professor as if thatll somehow get me a date
glitter and gold I will either just barely pass or fail miserably, will not get a degree out of this, and will never ever touch this subject ever again, but I am very weak
himbo science glitter you useless lesbian
gay and tired how did you even make it into a grad level class if that's not your discipline
glitter and gold I Know People And I Have Money
gay and tired that tracks in this fucking city but you didn't have to write it like that
gay and tired and you say I'm ominous
himbo science I need to vent how do I put this
distortion motion go for it chief
himbo science I love my beautiful partner
himbo science they are the smartest person I know
himbo science BUT THEYRE ALSO A FUCKING IDIOT
gay and tired I don't see what the issue is
gay and tired I'm perfectly fine
himbo science NOW YOU ARE
himbo science I CARE ABOUT YOU ASSHOLE
himbo science YOU SCARED THE CRAP OUT OF ME
glitter and gold what happened
gay and tired I had a slight seizure
distortion motion "slight seizure"
himbo science they knew they were going to have it and they came to the lab anyway and didn't tell me
himbo science I didn't find out until they collapsed
glitter and gold this seems like a personal issue but I'd like to intervene
glitter and gold Harold, I know we don't know each other well, but your boyfriend obviously cares about you and is trying to make sure you're okay. I think the two of you need a minute to calm down, alright?
gay and tired im sorry
himbo science what exactly did you think was the benefit of not telling me
gay and tired you know I don't like bothering you with my health issues
himbo science it doesn't bother me
himbo science you're not a burden to me, love
gay and tired I know, I'm just not used to it
gay and tired I really am sorry
himbo science I accept your apology
himbo science now come out of your room I want to cuddle
gay and tired door's open
GetJinxed can you two stop being gross FOR FIVE MINUTES
punch a bunch is a seizure something you can feel coming on?
gay and tired we call it a seizure but it's not exactly right
gay and tired my body sometimes has issues and I can usually tell when I need help
gay and tired but my body is...not typical so I'm not used to asking people for help so I just deal with the consequences
gay and tired I've known my bf for years and it's still a bit of a shock for him to help me with these things
gay and tired so this is a...bit of a reoccurring issue between the two of us
gay and tired some of our research is actually meant to help with my "seizures"
himbo science I love you and your body isn't weird
gay and tired I mean it very much is weird
himbo science and that's okay
GetJinxed can you two either dm each other your personal issues or we can make a separate fucking channel for your fucking pining
distortion motion I'm gonna have to agree with jinx on this one
distortion motion you guys are cute, and I'm happy for ya, but uh, you guys get a bit personal up in here
Cupcake I'm here for the drama. Keep at it.
GetJinxed RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY SALAD
distortion motion also, Harold - did god nerf you for committing crimes or are you committing crimes because god nerfed you
gay and tired yes
glitter and gold I hope if we meet it's in a brightly lit place where there's no probability of me vanishing under mysterious circumstances
gay and tired bold of you to assume I couldn't pull it off
gay and tired but you're delightful, glitter, so there's no need to worry :)
glitter and gold That Was The Least Reassuring Thing You Could Have Said
gay and tired distortion motion to answer your question I was disabled when I started a fistfight with god in a Denny's parking lot at 3am
gay and tired himbo is laughing at me
gay and tired he is trying not to laugh but he is holding me and I can feel him shaking
gay and tired on a more serious note, the accessibility stuff on campus can eat my ass
gay and tired i mean i can (mostly) walk but when i do need them I can't get to anywhere in a decent amount of time and if I ever meet the person responsible for all these goddamn stairs i will beat them to death with my crutches
glitter and gold how did you set my class on fire then
gay and tired I stood outside the building and fired the deathray and then made my escape
GetJinxed YOU GOT IT TO WORK AND DIDNT TELL ME?!?!?!
glitter and god YOU MADE IT PORTABLE?????
himbo science define "work"
gay and tired can it start a fire? yes. does it actually do what it was meant to? not yet.
gay and tired we keep calling it a deathray but that's just a joke
gay and tired it's meant to be a sophisticated carving tool using concentrated light
himbo science ie a laser
glitter and gold it's still a deathray
himbo science hence why I called it that
gay and tired what if I attached the deathray to my spine
glitter and gold it's too early for this but why
gay and tired that was meant to be a dm whoops
gay and tired himbo science what if I attached the deathray to my spine
distortion motion don't you two live together just go get him
gay and tired bad pain day my bones are trying to kill me can't move
himbo science I'll be right there I'm getting the heating pads
gay and tired I love you and I want you to know I'd kill a man if you asked
glitter and gold i think youd kill a man unprompted
gay and tired depends on the man
gay and tired if stanwick pididly were not dead I would have murdered him myself and I would not hesitate and would need no prompting
gay and tired but if we're talking about actual living people then next up is that dickwad from the chemistry department that told me - AS I WAS STARTING AS A TA - that I'd never get a job because I was "unapproachable" and "rat-like"
gay and tired LOOK AT ME NOW BITCH! YOU GOT ARRESTED FOR SELLING METH OUT OF YOUR OFFICE AND IM ON THE ACADEMY PAYROLL MOTHERFUCKER!!!!
distortion motion oh I remember that guy
distortion motion I broke his nose
gay and tired you're my new favourite
gay and tired actually second favourite my darling is bringing me heating pads and pain medication
gay and tired himbo science bring a wretch also
Cupcake I don't think you should be working if you're in pain.
gay and tired i definitely wont
gay and tired but that doesn't change the fact that i still need a wrench
distortion motion [WhyAreYouTheWayThatYouAre.gif]
gay and tired i told you i tried to fight god in a dennys
gay and tired HE BROUGHT ME CHOCOLATE IM GONNA MARRY HIM
himbo science aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
glitter and gold please refrain from attaching a deathray to your spine
glitter and gold and please try not to break himbo
gay and tired [NoIDon'tThinkIWill.gif]
himbo science i mean
himbo science attaching it is possible considering things
glitter and gold considering what things himbo
glitter and gold what could justify this
gay and tired im bored????
gay and tired my bodys already weird let me do what i want with it
punch a bunch usually i would say go for it and enable you in your bad decision
punch a bunch but im siding with goldie here
himbo science i mean we can do it in a way without harming him
himbo science and theoretically we could make it so that it could help with your balance and alleviate some of your pain more than we already have
himbo science IN THEORY it would serve the same purpose as a cat's tail
glitter and gold PLEASE DONT DO IT
himbo science IM NOT SAYING TO
himbo science IM JUST SAYING THERE MIGHT BE A WAY TO DO IT SAFELY
himbo science I MIGHT BE A HIMBO BUT IM NOT AN IDIOT
distortion motion isnt one of the defining traits of a himbo being stupid
gay and tired high intelligence, low wisdom
gay and tired he can solve incredibly difficult equations quickly but will also pull on a push door for several minutes and is so very cute like a confused little puppy
himbo science dhehbssb
distortion motion ah
glitter and gold i stand by my statements
gay and tired how about its not your body and youre a poli sci major and have no fucking clue what we're talking about
glitter and gold I SHOULDNT HAVE TO HAVE A DEGREE IN ENGINEERING TO KNOW THIS IS A BAD IDEA
gay and tired how abouttttttttttttttttljadlsjgbdgk
gay and tired this is himbo
gay and tired harold has lost phone privileges before he does something he regrets
gay and tired glitter he also says to tell you "I'm already drafting a plan right now" and "prepare for the day of reckoning"
glitter and gold tell him he doesnt know who i am and im not scared of him
gay and tired "you will regret that"
gay and tired GOOD MORNING TO EVERYONE WHO ISNT GLITTER
himbo science bb are you still mad about that
gay and tired no
gay and tired but i am nothing if not spite so
Everyone welcome Dr. Sky Young to the server! Wave to say hi!
gay and tired sky, please remember to call me harold while in this server
Dr. Sky Young I'll try to remember. Hi everyone!
distortion motion hey teach!
glitter and gold gay and tired im going to fucking kill you
glitter and gold Dr. Sky Young Hello! Nice to have you here! :)
Dr. Sky Young Is something wrong?
glitter and gold Oh no. Harold and I just had a disagreement the other day! :)
Cupcake >_>
Cupcake I'm getting out the lawn chair and some popcorn.
Dr. Sky Young I still don't understand why you wanted me here. I don't really use this app outside of work, and I kinda feel awkward since I don't know anyone besides Harold and you all know my name. (edited)
glitter and gold ANYONE CATCH HIS NAME????
distortion motion damn missed it
Dr. Sky Young ??????
gay and tired has changed Dr. Sky Young 's name to Clouds
GetJinxed oh dont worry about it teach
GetJinxed we're just a little curious about Harold, that's all
punch a bunch he's the resident cryptid
Clouds Oh! Like my neighbour! I rarely see him and he's a bit weird.
gay and tired not really your neighbour's a creep and you need to move
glitter and gold WHICH ONE OF YOU FUCKERS GAVE HIM ADMIN ACCESS
gay and tired himbo
gay and tired well, i did from his phone when he wasn't looking
distortion motion Clouds what do you want us to call you here? Are you fine with dr young?
Clouds Sky is fine. Or Clouds, I guess.
gay and tired I'll show you how to change it on lunch
distortion motion you attract weird people sky
Clouds I guess? Harold's not that weird to me. (edited)
glitter and gold MISSED IT AGAIN
Clouds gay and tired Sorry!
Cupcake How is he not that weird?
Clouds I mean, I've known him for most of my life, so I'm just used to him.
GetJinxed IM SORRY WHAT
distortion motion HAROLD LORE??? IN OUR SERVER???
gay and tired we grew up together and lost track of each other for a few years and we met back up again through the school
punch a bunch im sorry for your loss
Clouds I used to think he was cute.
punch a bunch again im sorry for your loss
gay and tired she used to follow me everywhere
gay and tired we bonded over our love of science and inventing
gay and tired the shift from the undercity to topside was what had us separate
distortion motion YOOOO I DIDNT KNOW YOU GUYS WERE FROM ZAUN
punch a bunch SAME
GetJinxed i was thinking of going to visit home over the weekend
himbo science wait so jinx is also from the undercity?
GetJinxed ye why?
himbo science you ever think you and harold were separated at birth
punch a bunch nah i think we would have remembered an older brother but i think with the amount of time they spend talking online i think harold's semi-adopted her
glitter and gold i forgot you two are related
gay and tired as far as I know I'm an only child
glitter and gold and let's keep it that way I'm fine with one of you
gay and tired you're still on my shit list
himbo science sweetheart please
Clouds What happened, exactly? If that's okay with the two of you.
gay and tired just a bit of a heated conversation about body autonomy
Clouds Oh is this about what we were talking about the other day?
gay and tired a little
Clouds glitter and gold No need to worry about Harold. While their experiments are a little...unorthodox, Himbo and I are there to make sure the math checks out. (edited)
Clouds himbo science Are you sure it's okay for me to call you that?
himbo science go for it
gay and tired speaking of experiments, if someone has seen my thumb, please return it to the dean's office
glitter and gold you just...say words...
distortion motion usually I'm cool with whatever Harold says but WHAT THE FUCK DUDE
gay and tired my thumb is detachable and I lost it
glitter and gold START WITH THAT
glitter and gold I THOUGHT YOU CUT OFF YOUR THUMB
gay and tired WELL ITS NOT SUPPOSED TO COME OFF
gay and tired ITS SCREWED INTO PLACE
gay and tired id rather not build a new one but if I have to, I have to
Clouds I found it! It's still on your desk. I think you must've forgotten to reattach it while cleaning the joints.
gay and tired Sky I love you and we're all blessed for having you
Clouds That's what I'm here for.
gay and tired beautiful day isn't it?
distortion motion what did you do now
gay and tired for once, nothing
gay and tired I've just come to the realization that I haven't had any seizures in the past three months and I think himbo and I's research is a success
himbo science please
himbo science please don't tempt fate
himbo science I have been so concerned about them passing out or their heart just stopping
himbo science I've never been more stressed in my life since after your surgery
gay and tired and I assure you that I know exactly what I'm doing. we had three sets of eyes on the math. I'll be fine darling.
Clouds That's great to hear!
gay and tired we couldn't have done it without your help Sky
himbo science no
gay and tired I didn't do anything!
himbo science I could sense that your next question was going to be about the "deathray" and I'd rather not discuss any more life changing things until we are 100% certain your seizures are done and your heart won't fail
distortion motion I just remembered you two are mechanical engineers
distortion motion if you don't mind me asking what does that have to do with seizures
distortion motion where do those dots connect?
distortion motion or is this an unrelated discipline
glitter and gold that's actually a very good question
Clouds I'm dying to answer this but I'm just the assistant on this project. This is their baby.
gay and tired again, we still couldn't have done this without dr young's help
GetJinxed Ooooooo are we talking about projects????? For once???????
gay and tired my bf has given me the go-ahead to discuss it to a minimal extent but I am a graduate in both mechanical engineering and biology
gay and tired our work is centred around energy sources, mostly how to adapt them to constrain to modern technology. it was my bf's idea and we met when his research caught my attention.
gay and tired large portions of my body are prosthetic, and the power source I had prior to our research was...amicable
gay and tired it worked, but it was constantly prone to problems, like power surges or momentary shut-downs (the seizures), hence my darling's concern for my well-being
gay and tired the source I am using now is based on our research, and while it sidetracked a bit of our original plan, it was worth it
glitter and gold I don't think I've ever heard of prosthetics causing seizures
gay and tired yes well you've probably also never heard of prosthetic lungs and heart
distortion motion WHAT
GetJinxed FUCK YEAH
GetJinxed THATS HOW YOU SCIENCE
GetJinxed HAROLD YOURE MY ROLE MODEL
glitter and gold I have so many questions and I don't think I want to know the answers
gay and tired god wanted me dead and I said no
glitter and gold I have less questions
gay and tired to answer your question as to why i feel necessary to experiment on myself is that I already have and i can do what i want
himbo science please don't get them started again
glitter and gold I WASNT GOING TO
gay and tired if I attach the deathray to my spine the council will definitely not like me
glitter and gold no they won't
gay and tired however they already do not like me on...certain principles, one such being that a large portion of my body is prosthetic, as ive said, another being that I am from the undercity and smarter than them, so adding more prosthetics should not really make anymore of a difference
gay and tired also metal body very gender strangely enough
gay and tired OH
gay and tired himbo science YOU DO DETAIL WORK
himbo science yes and so do you
gay and tired YOU CAN REDO MY TATTOOS ON THE METAL
distortion motion every time I learn something about harold I am both somehow shocked and not. like it's unexpected but if you think about it, it makes sense
punch a bunch bitch is from Zaun of course they have tattoos
himbo science I found that out the fun way
gay and tired I also used to have nipple piercings but they were lost when I had to remove parts of my torso
distortion motion so stuff we know about harold is now:
1) likes to start fires
2) tried to build a deathray
3) gets funding to fuck shit up
4) has bf/roommate with the temperament of a puppy
5) has tattoos
6) from zaun/friends with dr young
7) is part robot
8) doesn't have nipples
GetJinxed sounds about right
glitter and gold punch a bunch that has to be an overestimation about people and tattoos
punch a bunch 20 gold every Zaunite in this server has at least one tattoo
glitter and gold that would be everyone but me and himbo, correct?
Cupcake I'm from Piltover
punch a bunch just you three from Piltover
glitter and gold if the chat is willing to compromise, you have a deal
distortion motion [image sent]
punch a bunch [image sent]
GetJinxed [image sent]
gay and tired [image sent]
Clouds is typing...
Clouds so uh
Clouds I do have a tattoo. I just can't send a picture of it.
gay and tired I can vouch for her. she does have one.
glitter and gold are you not comfortable?
Clouds It's fine! I just can't take a picture of it. Well, I can. I just don't want to send it.
punch a bunch come on! we've got no judgment here!
glitter and gold SINCE WHEN
Clouds I would love to participate in this game but my tattoo is...somewhere that shouldn't be photographed.
glitter and gold oh
himbo science we've lost glitter
gay and tired she had a good run
Clouds ?????
gay and tired dont worry about it
Clouds Okay?????
Clouds Obviously I ask that this information is not spread around, but I trust Harold enough to make sure that it doesn't :)
gay and tired anyone does anything to her I will kill you
punch a bunch how do I get my money if glitter's dead????
gay and tired himbo science what if I put The Thing in the robot?
glitter and gold what are you up to now
Clouds Well, if you adapt it to fit the power source, it should operate similar to you. So best case scenario, it works. Worst-case scenario it explodes.
himbo science don't die
glitter and gold would've thought you would've been more concerned about your partner
himbo science based on the amount of explosions we have caused, it's highly unlikely this one would kill them. I've decided that, for my mental health, it's better to worry if they haven't checked in with me afterwards.
gay and tired lies. he will fuss over me later and tell me I'm stupid and reckless.
himbo science you are stupid and reckless
gay and tired and you love me
himbo science and I love you
gay and tired HA
gay and tired SIMP
himbo science why do I even bother
GetJinxed what's this about a robot??????
gay and tired I'm making a prototype that should help with some of the waste cleanup in Zaun and I'm wondering if our energy source could work for this or if it would be too much power
gay and tired only one way to find out!
himbo science please don't die!
gay and tired oh
gay and tired ok
gay and tired so I'm not dead I don't think
gay and tired but we have a new problem
Everyone welcome BLITZCRANK to the server! Wave to say hi!
BLITZCRANK HELLO!
BLITZCRANK MY NAME IS BLITZCRANK. MY PRONOUNS ARE THEY/THEM. HELLO NEW FRIENDS!
glitter and gold WHY IS THE ROBOT CONNECTED TO THE INTERNET??????
GetJinxed WHY IS THE ROBOT NONBINARY??????
gay and tired that's their decision
himbo science did you put wifi in the robot??????
gay and tired they're supposed to be able to contact emergency services if needed!
BLITZCRANK FATHER-UNIT HAS INSURED THAT I AM PROGRAMMED TO BE ABLE TO INSTRUCT NEARBY AUTHORITIES IN FIRST-AID IF REQUIRED.
himbo science FATHER?????
gay and tired I DID NOT TEACH THEM THAT
Cupcake Awwwww, they're so cute!
punch a bunch it's a robot
gay and tired THAT IS MY SON
himbo science you're adapting to this quickly
gay and tired oh you say that as if I haven't seen you preening over your tools
himbo science NONE OF MY TOOLS HAVE GAINED SENTIENCE
BLITZCRANK MOTHER I AM AWARE THIS SITUATION IS CONFUSING.
himbo science I'm too young to be a parent!
BLITZCRANK I REQUIRE VERY LITTLE MAINTENANCE.
distortion motion you ever have a day that's already so goddamn weird you're just like "well this might as well happen"
glitter and gold Blitzcrank, may I ask you a question?
BLITZCRANK YOU MAY.
glitter and gold you've only joined us so recently - how is it that you're so smart?
BLITZCRANK I AM PROGRAMMED TO HOST A VARIETY OF KNOWLEDGE IN ORDER TO ASSIST DAD.
Cupcake You are very precious and I love you.
BLITZCRANK I LOVE YOU TOO.
gay and tired note to self, you put The Thing in the robot and the robot becomes alive
gay and tired fuck the council
Clouds I'm trying.
glitter and gold I beg??? Your pardon???
Clouds Oh this is not a safe space suddenly.
gay and tired professor is there something you'd like to share with the class?
Clouds I am backing the fuck up out of this conversation.
Clouds Goodbye. I'm resigning. See you all in hell.
gay and tired oh gods shes memeing
gay and tired oh no
gay and tired our precious assistant
gay and tired shes broken
himbo science please stop and go help Sky
gay and tired yes sir
glitter and gold no wait come back I want to know what the fuck that was (:
GetJinxed ah dang I was starting to like her
GetJinxed turns out shes a bootlicker
BLITZCRANK THAT IS QUITE RUDE.
Cupcake Not that I'm complaining but why are you still here? Don't you have better things to do than hang out in a discord server?
BLITZCRANK I AM LEARNING HOW TO INTERACT WITH HUMANS BASED ON YOUR CONVERSATIONS AND YOUR PHONE DATA.
distortion motion harold is your son hacking our phones
BLITZCRANK DO NOT BE ALARMED. I AM AWARE THAT THIS INFORMATION IS SENSATIVE AND NOT MEANT TO BE SHARED.
gay and tired blitz, reading their documents is also an invaison of privacy. you shouldn't have access to someone's files.
BLITZCRANK OKAY.
BLITZCRANK MY APOLOGIES.
Cupcake I can't even be mad. They were literally born yesterday.
distortion motion back to the fact that sky has it down bad for a councillor-
Clouds No.
distortion motion and she lives!
Clouds My personal statment on the matter is that it was a reflexive response and I'm very sorry.
Clouds I think I'm going to go offline for a bit.
gay and tired anyone bothers her and I will kill you
glitter and gold noted
glitter and gold ——> Clouds
glitter and gold are you alright?
Clouds Stop trying to fish for information. I will sic Harold on you.
glitter and gold I'll admit that I'm curious, but I genuinely want to make sure you're ok
glitter and gold he made the threat very clear
glitter and gold we're quite used to ribbing himbo and harold about their romantic lives that we forget that it's not exactly comfortable for everyone
Clouds Thank you.
glitter and gold it's not a problem
Clouds Do you think I'll get in trouble?
glitter and gold for what?
Clouds It's a school-sanctioned server and I said something inappropriate about a councillor.
glitter and gold well I can say we've definitely said worse
glitter and gold you're fine
glitter and gold himbo only reports things that are major issues, such as harassment
glitter and gold you only made a harmless comment
Clouds I guess I'm just embarrassed. Blowing things out of proportion.
glitter and gold you'll be ok
glitter and gold and if not, you have harold at your disposal
Clouds Ha!
Clouds Thank you, really. I don't really know anyone in this server and Harold tells me I'm hopeless with social media, so it's comforting to be able to talk to some that I don't exactly know in real life.
glitter and gold I know the feeling, i've done so many rants in this server over dealing with people
Clouds Mel.
glitter and gold p
glitter and gold PaRDON????
Clouds The councillor I was talking about. Mel Medarda.
Clouds Now don't go making fun of me.
glitter and gold I wouldn't im just surprised you trusted me with that information
Clouds She's in my classes and she's extremely nice. And pretty. And I'd give my arm to be able to talk to her without becoming an absolute mess. A date would be nice, but I can't even get the words out.
glitter and gold oh
glitter and gold about that
glitter and gold I would love to go on a date with you.
Clouds Th
Clouds This isn't a joke? You're serious? PLeaSe tell ema this isnt ajhfke
glitter and gold [image sent]
Clouds fuck
glitter and gold I've made an unfortunate discovery
glitter and gold starting with gay and tired WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU
gay and tired I thought we went through this already
glitter and gold not Harold. YOU. The person. The person behind the screen.
gay and tired oh. you know who I am.
glitter and gold himbo too
glitter and gold and can I just say
glitter and gold YOU LIVE LIKE THIS?????
himbo science what did we do???
glitter and gold just. everything. the fucking experiments. the lab. the deathray. the constant getting on my nerves.
glitter and gold you two are Piltover's golden boys and YOU ACT LIKE CHILDREN??????
gay and tired in my defence, himbo is the golden boy, not me
gay and tired the council would not give a shit if I ended up dead in a ditch somewhere
gay and tired eh
gay and tired heimerdinger might give a shit but he wouldn't care for that long
gay and tired the man has no emotional awareness
gay and tired prior to my prosthetics being implemented I told him I was dying and he basically gave me a very fancy speech that boiled down to "sucks to be you, I don't have that problem"
glitter and gold I can imagine that very clearly but back on topic
glitter and gold HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU TWO STILL ALIVE
himbo science I ask myself that every goddamn day
Cupcake This is the best fucking day. I have been waiting for this aboslute beautiful drama.
glitter and gold you really pulled the name harold out of your ass
gay and tired indeed I did
glitter and gold I thought you two were respectable
himbo science yeah well we try around you, councillor
Cupcake EXCUSE ME
distortion motion WHAT
GetJinxed Oh this is funnnnnnnn
glitter and gold why am I not surprised
glitter and gold how and how long
gay and tired Sky, my dearest friend, expressed in this very group chat her feelings towards the council quite clearly and is very, very excited to go on her date with you
gay and tired so this morning
Clouds sorry
distortion motion wait you guys all know each other irl?????
glitter and gold well, if we're doing this. I'm the councillor that oversees their research and I check in on them sometimes. they have both been very secretive about their work and I was under the assumption, before I realized, that their work was concerning mining tools.
glitter and gold and then I asked about a specific device and was given the explanation that it was "a sophisticated carving tool using concentrated light"
Cupcake THE DEATHRAY
glitter and gold the deathray
glitter and gold and then of course dr young and I will be going on a date just as soon as I'm out of her class and she finishes marking my assignments to avoid conflicts
himbo science I just want you to know that she's currently lying on the floor of the lab willing herself to turn into a puddle
distortion motion that's a mood
distortion motion but also now I'm wondering if I know anyone in this server we've done this like what three times now???
punch a bunch I'm dating Cupcake if that counts that's how I got in here
distortion motion I thought you got here because jinx was your sister
punch a bunch she is that was just coincidence
distortion motion but again. all the engineering students here seem to be in dr young's classes
distortion motion have I ever talked to any of you for real?
gay and tired oh now is the best time for shenanigans
gay and tired I'm Sky's TA
distortion motion IM GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU
himbo science I believe you once called me the "teacher's pet" of that class
distortion motion YOURE NEXT TALIS
Cupcake JAYCE??????
himbo science WHOMST??????
GetJinxed this is the most BEAUTIFUL dumpster fire
Cupcake YOURE DATING VIKTOR AND YOU DIDNT TELL ME???????
himbo science hiiiiiiii cait
himbo science the thing about that is
gay and tired he threw his phone across the room
Cupcake YOURE NOT GETTING OUT OF THIS EITHER
gay and tired we didn't think we would
gay and tired we were just waiting until we were more comfortable with our situation before making our relationship a public ordeal, and that includes you considering how your mother gossips
Cupcake understandable have a nice day
Cupcake BUT IM STILL MAD AT YOU TWO
glitter and gold viktor is jayce ok
gay and tired he has his head in my lap and he's trying to fall asleep to "avoid this nonsense"
gay and tired its adorable
gay and tired he is very cute
glitter and gold wait caitlyn as in KIRAMMAN???? LIKE COUNCILLOR KIRAMMAN????
Cupcake Glad you remembered. But that's Sheriff to you.
distortion motion VIOLET ARE YOU DATING A COP????????
punch a bunch none of your fucking business little man
GetJinxed she is and I hate it
Cupcake yes we all know how you feel about me and that doesn't change anything im still FUCKING YOUR SISTER
distortion motion what the fuck cupcake
gay and tired so to summarize, we all know each other in some capacity, yes?
glitter and gold you scare me
gay and tired as I should
gay and tired this sump rat has to pull his own weight
Clouds So with all that out of the way-
Clouds You all free next weekend?
glitter and gold oh gods please no