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Day 5- DaiHaryo (T)
Hoshino and Daisuke have taken notice of a new... development.
(Big Tiddy Haru Agenda: The fic)
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Daisuke was not a pervert.
Wait a second, rewind just a bit-
He swears on his life he's been nothing but a gentleman. He's been raised to treat women with grace, he's been taught to treat other men with respect and always has good posture and polite mannerisms. He had charisma and style. Practically the perfect definition of a gentleman.
He's no saint, he has desires like any other person and has indulged in pleasure. But never does he chase after it, but when one offers, he will politely decline or accept depending on his mood.
Now, he appreciates the form of both men and women. Both are equally pleasing to the eyes and Kambe Daisuke was not one to limit his choices. He had a 'if you can't choose one, choose all of them mentality'. Sometimes he preferred the softness of the female body, and sometimes he was drawn to the beautiful defined muscles of their male counterparts.
What does one do when faced with the best of both worlds.
See, Kambe Daisuke has liked Inspector Katou from the start. An interesting personality and very pleasing eyes. Not to mention that very eye catching behind of his when he jumped into his newly bought car-
(Kambe Daisuke is not a pervert, I repeat. He just happened to look.)
He also had a very nice figure. Very curved in the right places. Not overly feminine but just the right touch of softness.
(Not a perverted thing. Just an observation.)
He is a very greedy man, when he wants to be. And he never has a shortage of wants. And right now? Kambe Daisuke wants Katou Haru.
(How very unfortunate that he wasn't the only one. He's talking about a certain ex-partner of Haru's and a certain ex-junior. He can settle this like a gentleman and claim Haru's affection once and for all.)
And Katou Haru was.. Well, in a very interesting predicament. Just like Daisuke.
See, when he walked into work that morning, he expected the normal. Moaning from Kamei's computer? Takei gambling? Saeki eating her gummies? All of those were present but with one (big) tiny difference.
That being the big jiggly ( and probably really soft if Daisuke could touch them) breasts on Haru's chest.
Everything else was normal about his body, except that.
Daisuke's first thought was "Wow, those jiggle a lot." and that was also his first mistake, because he said it aloud and Haru damn near kicked him in the money maker for that comment.
It paid off because Haru missed and knocked them both over, causing him to literally stuff Daisuke's face between his cleavage.
(Yes, they were as soft as they looked. No, Daisuke doesn't regret a thing. Still not a pervert.)
And maybe he did spend a lot of time not questioning the new development and accidentally bumping into Haru's boobs, but that was an accident, Daisuke swears on it.
(Because He's Kambe Daisuke and Kambe Daisuke is not a pervert.)
And if his dreams involved what those boobs looked like under the clothes? Well, that was between him and God.
(They were very in your face. Give him a break.)
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Hoshino is very honest, which wasn't a surprising thing. What was surprising? It was the fact that he was more socially inept than Daisuke and twice as shameless.
So when he first saw Haru running down the hall towards Hoshino, (Catching the attention of many eyes along the way) Ryou's first instinct was to sigh and bury his face between Haru's soft chest.
After a brief shocked silence, Hoshino looked up and bluntly said, "Can I touch them, senpai?"
Because he was Haru's favorite (He knows for a fact that he's the favorite. Ha, take that, Kambe.) he got away with it with Haru pinching his cheeks but using his favoritism managed to make Haru agree to a cuddle session.
Hoshino found a new favorite pass time after work. Go to Haru's house (Ogle how Haru looks with an apron on), eat dinner, and then cuddle.
He's lucky to have such a kind and warm senpai. How else could he have such a soft surface to rest his face in.
(Hoshino is now the bane of every male in the workforce and has no idea.)
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"Katou-senpai," Hoshino stretched out his hands and gave his best kicked puppy face, "You're leaving without giving me a hug?"
Haru jumped, and so did his boobs, and chuckled nervously. Oblivious to the seething billionaire stewing in his own jealousy. Haru gave Hoshino a hug, to which the junior happily burrowed himself in Haru's chest, before exiting the MCPTF office.
"Katou," Daisuke raised his chin and demanded like a brat, "Give me a hug as well."
Haru tsked before giving the billionaire a hug. An action that surprised him but took an advantage of, burrowing his face in a way similar to Hoshino.
Then Kamei spoke up, intent obvious in his tone and face, "Katou-san-"
"No." The whole office said in sync. Kamei moped in his desk. Poor Kamei.