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  1. Colander by

    Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)  

    09 Oct 2020

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    “You need to go to the hospital.” the EMT repeated patiently to Klaus. “I’m not going to the hospi-“ Diego threw another spoon at his face, irritated he was going to have to pick them up later. Klaus glanced up to glower at him, but fiercely jumped at the nothingness to Diego’s side.

    ”Jesus Diego, he looks like a goddamn colander!” Klaus exclaimed, violently disgusted by the sheer amount of stab wounds in this ghost.

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