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April 16th.
Untitled Group Chat
*Pushes up glasses*: Gonna be honest with y'all
BoneBoy: ???
Sugar addict: Don't say ""y'all"" ever again
*Pushes up glasses*: I cannot wait to put my pointy fucking fake world boots up Kamo-fuckass's ass.
BoneBoy: THATS WHAT IM SAYIN
BoneBoy: but like you good bro????
BoneBoy: i dont think i've heard you say anything so aggressive?
Sugar addict: No no, I get where he's coming from. I'm also eager to kick his ass!!
Sugar addict: Though adding on to what Ryuji said, you don't talk much at all, Ren
*Pushes up glasses*: I'm just a quiet guy with a talking cat, weapons and a boot that needs to be imprinted on someone.
BoneBoy: sounds kinky but okay ren
Sugar addict: eggdfhafyhtesjhstj
Sugar addict: What the fuck, Ryuji?
*Pushes up glasses*: So you have time to talk about kinks but not get the hell over to Yongen???
BoneBoy: i said i was on my way!
*Pushes up glasses*: You said that like 15 minutes ago.
Sugar addict: Get fucked
BoneBoy: hey! i'm not that far away!
*Pushes up glasses*: Do you even know where Leblanc is?
Sugar addict: 10 bucks says he doesn't
BoneBoy: ...
BoneBoy: the money is right
BoneBoy: i dunno where leblanc is
*Pushes up glasses*: Meet me at the train station, I'll walk you to Leblanc.
Sugar addict: I knew it.
BoneBoy: shut up!
BoneBoy: its not like we even use that kinda money
Sugar addict: I mean I actually do have 10 bucks...
BoneBoy: oh yeah youve actually been overseas
BoneBoy: why havent you made it into yen yet
Sugar addict: It's kinda like a souvenir :)
BoneBoy: fair
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*Pushes up glasses*: @Sugar addict I have something absolutely fantastic to tell you.
BoneBoy: no you don't
Sugar addict: Oh??? Spill???
BoneBoy: he's lying
*Pushes up glasses*: So I was walking him to Leblanc and y'know, both of us walking and talking.
*Pushes up glasses*: Suddenly, I hear a loud THUNK and he isn't next to me anymore.
Sugar addict: What
*Pushes up glasses*: He walked right into a lamp post.
BoneBoy: he's still lying
Sugar addict: awasdjogjsoiugjsui
Sugar addict: RYUIJ YOU WALKED INTO A LAMP POST????
BoneBoy: nope
*Pushes up glasses*: I quote, "Who put this here?" - Ryuji Sakamoto
BoneBoy: YOU WALKED OFF WITHOUT ME YOU DIDNT REALIZE I WAS HIT FOR A FEW MOMENTS
*Pushes up glasses*: My actions are arguably less embarrassing than yours
BoneBoy: this is cyber bullying
Sugar addict: aslkjawiojfoi GEE Ryuji I wonder who put the lamp posts there!!!!
BoneBoy: well do YOU know who put them there?
*Pushes up glasses*: The Mr. Gubberment Men of course.
Sugar addict: Ren, do you think before you type?
*Pushes up glasses*: I have to make up for my lack of actual speech some how. Brain goes on with speech, brain goes off with text messaging.
BoneBoy: mood
BoneBoy: anyway are we still going to leblanc ren?
*Pushes up glasses*: I am literally right next to you.
BoneBoy: yeah?
*Pushes up glasses*: You can just ask me in person?
BoneBoy: oh right oops
Sugar addict: Have fun you two!
*Pushes up glasses*: Thank you Ann :)
Sugar addict: :)
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Sugar addict ---> Boneboy
Sugar addict: Did you see???
BoneBoy: see what i got home like 20 minutes ago
Sugar addict: Ren used my first name!!!
BoneBoy: huh
Sugar addict: Yeah!!
BoneBoy: isn't he usually all "takamaki san" or "sakamato san" in person though
Sugar addict: Sometimes without "san", but yeah!
BoneBoy: huh
BoneBoy: i got him to call me ryuji just today actually
Sugar addict: Not fair! Boyfriend privilege!
BoneBoy: aoijfaoegjteoi i dont even swing that way
BoneBoy: well ok i kinda do but not all the way yknow
Sugar addict: Either way you gotta admit, he's a pretty boy!
Sugar addict: Like, really pretty!
Boneboy: i mean yeah he's a good looking dude i aint gonna lie to ya
Sugar addict: He has a nice voice too...
Boneboy: im glad im not the only one who thinks that then
Sugar addict: This is all very gay
Boneboy: yes but platonic love for him
Sugar addict: Of course! Do you know if he's still awake?
Boneboy: pretty sure mona forced him to sleep again
Sugar addict: Ren is being pushed around by Morgana?
Boneboy: yup
Sugar addict: Ren is also our leader?
Boneboy: yup
Sugar addict: Morgana is also a cat in the real world.
Boneboy: thats right
Sugar addict: And Ren, our leader, is being pushed around by Morgana, a cat?
Boneboy: seems so
Sugar addict: I thought Ren was the odd one out but no, we really are all a bunch of stupid idiots huh
Boneboy: but he's a part of our stupid idiot group
Sugar addict: You're god damn right Ryuji!
Sugar addict: It's getting pretty late, I'm gonna turn in for today.
Boneboy: probably gonna play games for a little bit longer before doing the same thing
Sugar addict: Speak to you tomorrow then Ryuji! Goodnight!
Boneboy: night ann
April 17th.
Untitled Group Chat
Boneboy: man it is good to be out of school!
Sugar addict: THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYIN RYUJIIIIII, today was so boring...
Sugar addict: What about you Ren? Was Ushimaru boring for you too?
Boneboy: yo @*Pushes up glasses* its been like 20 minutes you there?
Sugar addict: Reeeeennnnn?
Boneboy: ann have you heard from him yet?
Sugar addict: Nothing yet, getting kinda worried...
*Pushes up glasses*: Sorry everyone, I was a bit busy.
Boneboy: there you are!
Sugar addict: Ren!
Sugar addict: Where were you?
*Pushes up glasses*: Sorry to worry you, I was busy getting my hands on some drugs from the local slightly shady back alley doctor which I was supposed to do yesterday...
*Pushes up glasses*: Oh, I am now involved in clinical trials to make medicine and I passed out from it, I guess.
Sugar addict: What the fuck, Ren?
Boneboy: bro????
*Pushes up glasses*: Hey Ryuji, if you have a bump on your head from walking into that lamp post I have (or can get) medicine for it now.
Boneboy: please let me live it down
Sugar addict: oeijgsuehgueshgujs
Sugar addict: I don't think I'll ever let you live it down, let alone Ren!
*Pushes up glasses*: The pole won't either, lmao.
Boneboy: BRO WHY
Sugar addict: OUCH LMAO
*Pushes up glasses*: Anyway yeah we have healing items now!
*Pushes up glasses*: However, despite passing out I am Mc- fucking -tired which doesn't make sense. So I'm gonna sleep for 2 decades unless delicious food is brought.
Sugar addict: Living the life we all want to live, huh?
*Pushes up glasses*: Hell yeah chase your dreams and all that crap!
Boneboy: what if they're bad dreams?? nightmares??
*Pushes up glasses*: Then kick its ass and move on to a better dream!
Boneboy: aye aye captain
Sugar addict: Bad dreams 'boutta meet these hands
*Pushes up glasses*: Hell yeah
Boneboy: hit em with a haymaker
Boneboy: oh yeah
Boneboy: hey ren why do you let mona bully you
Sugar addict: awofjoegsiu
*Pushes up glasses*: Good question.
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Boneboy: are you gonna answer the good question?
*Pushes up glasses*: :3