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welcome to dangerspace
-> sapnap joined the party.
-> welcome, george. we hope you brought pizza.
george: dream
dream: george
george: why
dream: why not
for fun lol i feel like it'd be a nice place to chat
george: 😟
dream: what does that mean
sapnap: it means hes worried dream
and i am too
dream: for the love of god why
sapnap: the dream i know would never willingly hang out with his friends
dream: that is a complete misinterpretation of my character
sapnap: big words. dont understand
dream: lol dumnass
sapnap: dumnass
george: dumnass
dream: shut up im on my pc ok
george: ok fine
im gonna eat my sandwich in peace
sapnap: ?? sandwich??
didn't you say you were ordering pizza
george: yeah
pizzas a sandwich
dream: george its not
sapnap: are all british ppl like this
george: like what
sapnap: ?? deluded enough to think pizza is a sandwich??
george: ultimately pizza is a type of hot open-faced sandwich, primarily because the base of the pizza is a bread dough. As we reconstructed a taxonomy of sandwiches, pizza qualifies as a hot open-faced sandwich. The sandwich itself, should primarily be savoury.
i copy pasted that lol
sapnap: o
open faced sandwich
dream are you hearing this
open faced sandwiches are just toast
george: Toast is when you take bread that's already baked and toast it. Pizza, of course, is baked but not subsequently toasted. If you could toast pizza and get it crispy all over (like toast) then it would be toast.
that's what google says
sapnap: no but youre wrong
open faced sandwiches don't exist
sandwiches by definition are two pieces of bread squishing food together in between
a sandwich without two pieces of bread is just toast
george: An open sandwich, also known as an open-face/open-faced sandwich, bread baser, bread platter or tartine, consists of one or more slices of bread with one or more food items on top.
- wikipedia
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
dream: its literally sandwich with no brim
sapnap: THERE IS NO SANDWICH WITH NO BRIM
ONE OF THE CORE REQUIREMENTS OF A SANDWICH IS BRIM
dream: well idk about you guys but in my country a sandwich is both open and closed so i guess i could say pizza is a sandwich
george: ha
sapnap: when you see a plain white piece of bread on a plate with pepperoni on top
are you like 'oh a sandwich'
george: no bc i have brancells
dream: brancells
sapnap: brancells
but exactly. any person with brain cells knows that open faced sandwiches dont exist
well except for hot dogs ig, if those are counted as open faced
dream: they do
george: they do
sapnap: yeah. so hot dogs, one specific type of open faced sandwich, and thats the only one.
'open-faced sandwich' and 'hot dog' are synonyms because hot dogs are the only type of open faced sandwich to exist
also i almost typed hot gods
dream: why should hot dogs have the privilege of being accepted open faced sandwiches sapnap
the society we live in...
george: :[
sapnap: because theyre different
the bread in your so-called 'open faced sandwiches': ___
the bread in hot dogs, the only valid open sandwiches: u
dream: pizzaphobic
sapnap: do you see the difference?! do you???
george: arguably hot dogs are tacos
sapnap: im sorry what the hell
dream: yes
sapnap: no
what the hell is wrong with you people
dream: oh SORRY sapnap i guess we just can't handle your GENIUS
sapnap: tacos are not sandwiches
george: then pizzas should be tacos??
sapnap: what in gods name are you talking about
hot dogs, pizzas, sandwiches, toast. they all have one thing in common. BREAD.
george: tacos have bread though
sapnap: TACOS DO NOT HAVE BREAD IN THEM.
george...
dream: taco bread is really good
sapnap: ITS CALLED TORTILLA
george: it's a spanish bread or something ok
sapnap: 😟
does taco bread sound right to you
say it out loud. those are not 2 words meant to be put together
george: taco bread
sounds just fine to me
sapnap: in real life idiot
george: yea
sapnap: well thats just because youre a dick
george: aw
sapnap: ...anyway. pizza is (closer to) a toast. open-faced sandwiches don't exist, with the exception of hot dogs. tacos may be made out of (a type of) bread, but theyre in an entirely different league.
george: okay so i'll stop eating half of my meals now because looks like they don't exist anyway
dream: pizzaphobia
george xD
sapnap: ok explain to me what your meals are george
george: it's just bread. and butter. and cheese or ham. that's it no other bread or anything
sapnap: ...toast.
or at least, closer to it than a fucking 'open-faced sandwich'
george: it wasnt in a toaster
so it's not toast
sapnap: if youre eating toast straight from the toaster we have a different problem
dream: um what toaster i use the oven
sapnap: what
george: what
dream: ive never had a toaster
sapnap: AN OVEN??
dream: or a microwave
sapnap: microwave is better than an oven
but why the fuck do you use an oven for bread
george: are you living in another dimension dre
sapnap: as a child i never had a toaster or a microwave