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They try to make me go to rehab (and I say no, no, no) by Joseph_Amadeus
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV)
08 Nov 2020
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Summary
Geralt is in rehab, and there's that young man coming every week to play the guitar. Geralt hates him so much.
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"I love how you just sit in the corner and… lose your queen to yourself. Your gambits are shit. You seem to be determined to lose to yourself."
And he put that arse right next to Geralt.
"You must play better than this. A checkmate in three moves or less."
Jaskier smiled.
"I'm here to play alone."
"Playing chess alone is the finest form of masturbation," Jaskier retorted and moved a bishop. Endangering Geralt's knight. Bugger.
"What did they tell you? You can't trick me."
Jaskier avoided Geralt's bait and went further for Geralt's knight. His last one.
"Fuck off! I don't want company. Don't want pity either."
"Interesting… you're the only one who never asked for a single song from me." Jaskier took Geralt's knight. With a flourish. With a flick of his wrist. "Come on! You don't want a man with… your knight in his hands waiting." He blushed.