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It's Chuuya's first time skipping class. Well, at least, at his current school and of course, the one coming up with the idea was none other than the one and only Dazai Osamu. Staying rooted in his place as the bell that indicates the end of their lunch break rang; long fingers curling around Chuuya's wrist, preventing him - though they both knew Chuuya can and will break away easily if he wanted to - from climbing down the ladder and making his way to their next class.
"Really?" Was Chuuya's only response as he sat back down, legs crossed while his eyes followed the other students who were leaving until the two of them were the only ones remaining. Once he's sure they're all alone, Chuuya rummaged through his pocket.
"Chibi's such a nicotine addict." The brunet commented even though Chuuya has yet to pull out the pack of cigars. The addressed one rolled his eyes, taking one stick and putting it between his lips while offering Dazai one with his free hand.
Dazai made a face. "Sorry, I don't want to follow after Chibi's steps in being a nicotine addict. What would I do if I shrunk?"
"First, I don't even smoke that much and second, hell if I care!" The redhead lighted the cigar up and took a long, satisfying drag. "Third, I can't stand your hypocrite ass."
Dazai blinked his eyes, radiating those faux innocence that made Chuuya gag. "Cut that shit out." He grumbled while letting out a puff of smoke directly onto Dazai's face.
"Chibi, that's downright nasty!" The brunet scrunched his nose - adorably - and that pulled a laugh from Chuuya. "The fact that you're getting so excited over this kind of trivial thing just proves how much of a kid you are." He added and received a kick for that.
Chuuya was halfway done with the stick when Dazai moved until he could lay his head on Chuuya's thigh; reflexively, the redhead landed a hand on his forehead before proceeding to gently comb through the hair. "Chuuya's wiping his hand on my face and hair, gross!"
He slapped the forehead without a second thought. "Can you at least let me smoke in peace!"
"I will when Chuuya stops hitting me!"
"I will stop hitting you when you stop being so annoying!" Chuuya shot back, putting out his stick and taking another one.
It's not until the second stick was lighted up that Dazai nudged him. "How do you like it here?" He asked, making a grabby hand motion at the redhead who gave him an unamused look but pulled the stick out of his mouth and put it in between Dazai's lips.
"Careful." He muttered as he watched Dazai taking a drag. "And don't blow it on me." He then warned when he saw the glint of mischief in his eyes which dissipated as soon as Chuuya said that. "Asshole."
"So?" The brunet asked again as he released the smoke.
"It's okay, the school I meant. Lots of nasty, horny virgin bastards, though."
"Hm? Chuuya talks as if he's not a virgin himself."
"Shut up, you bastard. You're also a virgin."
"Hmm, how do you know that?"
Chuuya's eyes narrowed as he stared Dazai down. "Well, am I wrong?" The burning stick between his fingers now looked much more threatening and the brunet surrendered almost immediately. He hates pain, after all. "I'm just kidding."
The redhead hummed. "I'd be burning your eyes with this, otherwise."
"Scary."
Chuuya paused at that, looking at Dazai in disbelief. "Yeah, says you who'd probably burn the entire planet if I said I lost my virginity to someone else."
Dazai raised a brow. "My, how confident. You think I'd go that far for you?" Another puff of smoke hit his face and Dazai snatched the cigar from Chuuya's hand.
"Won't you?" The redhead challenged instead of fighting for his nicotine stick.
The brunet took a long, long inhale of the cigar, holding the smoke in before letting it out. He looked at Chuuya's expectant blue eyes which made the corner of his lips curl into a smile; soft yet there's an unexplainable darkness within. "Of course."
The redhead jumped when the door opened with a loud bang, his eyes wide as a familiar blonde came into his vision. "Dazai! Nakahara!" Came the enraged yell.
Chuuya looked at Dazai who actually pretended to be asleep. "You fucker!" He hissed but at least the boy managed to put out and hid the cigars, now they're safe if only the teacher didn't notice the smell which is fucking impossible, by the way.
Anyway, he completely forgot that the class they should be having is Kunikida-sensei's. Had he realized, he would have dragged Dazai's ass with him to the class. He gulped when the teacher stood in front of them.
"You brats! Go back to class!"
"Yes, sir."
"I'm confiscating your cigarettes and DETENTION AFTER-SCHOOL!"
Chuuya could only whine at that, making a mental note to punch Dazai as he handed the teacher his pack of nicotine sticks.
"Lame, Chibi, lame." He heard the mummy whispered in his 'sleep'.
"I'll fucking kill you."