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    The alternative versions of Mates Don't Come With Manuals. It was too big to put at the end like I usually do for alternate endings. Basically I re-wrote the thing six times, so it's somewhere in the beginning and middle instead of an alternate ending. There is NO ORDER to this "fic". It is utter chaos. I am only posting it because some bits were legitimately good and the 1st date scene was WAY FUNNIER in at least one. It was also a lot more drama, and I wanted the story to feel more like a real relationship than a daytime soap opera.

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