Work Text:
Derek,
Don’t forget the milk. And get the real stuff because what the hell is the other 98% if only 2% is milk?
Your love muffin
Stiles,
Do you have to leave me notes? Can’t you just text me? Or wake me up before you leave?
Derek
Sourwolf,
You were too cute lying there. Besides, my phone doesn’t do numbers. I think it’s a phobia or something. I’d take it to therapy, but my phone service doesn’t cover that.
And with our schedules the way they are, I think this should be our new thing.
Love,
Snuggles
Stiles,
Writing notes to the person you live with is a thing? I’m not sure I like that.
I’m really sorry about the mess in the kitchen. I fell asleep while I was making lunch. I’ll clean it up when I get home in the morning.
Derek
Der-bear,
4AM isn’t morning. It’s the middle of the night. When does this job end, anyway?
Stiles
Stiles,
Hopefully soon. Thanks for cleaning up the mess. Did Lydia bring the cookies over?
Derek
Derek,
I’m kind of offended that you think I can’t make cookies. I, my dear, am a fantastic cookie chef.
The sti in your eye
P.S. Yes, Lydia brought them over. Mine burned.
Stiles,
Sti in your eye? Is that supposed to be cute?
A ‘cookie chef’ is a baker.
Derek
Der-dear,
It absolutely is supposed to be cute.
My latest attempts at being a cookie chef have failed miserably. I swear I set the timer every time but they came out black. Think the guys at the work site will want them? If not, maybe you can toss them over the bridge. I don’t want the trash guy to see another batch of burned cookies.
The sti in your eye
P.S. Since you like that one so much, I’ll sign all my notes with it.
Stiles,
Please don’t be mad. It’s not like I wanted to go out drinking. The guys at work wanted to celebrate getting the supports sunk and I couldn’t say no. They already think there’s something off about me as it is. I had to slip wolfsbane in the drinks so I got drunk after a few.
Derek
Derek,
I’m not mad.
Stiles
Stiles,
I can tell from your tone you are. Plus you locked me out of the bedroom last night.
Derek
Derek,
Fine. I’m mad. You don’t have time to see me, but you can get drunk with your work buddies?
Stiles
P.S. You are different. You’re a freaking werewolf.
P.P.S. You told Scott and Kira we would be over for their party next Saturday. Is that still happening or do I need to tell them it’ll just be me again?
Stiles,
I wouldn’t miss the party for the world. You know I miss you like crazy. I only took this job because I had no choice. You know Peter took everything.
Derek
Derek,
Don’t think you can wake me up like that all the time and make me forgive you. I have to say, that was really nice, though. My cock in your mouth is literally heaven. I don’t think I’ve come that hard in my entire life, and that’s saying something because sex with you is literally like an out of body experience on a regular basis.
The Sti in your eye
P.S. I really freaking love you.
Derek and Stiles,
I’m scarred for life because you left that letter out. See if I ever bring you anything again.
Lydia
Stiles,
Maybe we should stop the letters? Lydia’s scream woke me up and if I bruise, I’d have a dozen from where she hit me.
Derek
Derek,
No way. I’m sorry she hurt you, but I only wish I could have seen her face! That sandwich you left me was epic, by the way. Ginger on a ham sandwich? Freaking genius. You’re officially out of the doghouse.
The sti in your eye
P.S. Sorry about the dog joke. You know I can’t resist.
Derek,
Awesome party, right? Sorry I totally crashed when we got back. Scott’s punch always knocks me out. At least my strong manly werewolf boyfriend can carry me up the stairs. Aren’t you glad now we got the one on the fifth floor instead of the eighth?
I love you, love you, love you.
The sti in your eye
Stiles,
How did you get up and go to classes today? You were practically comatose when we got home. Are you sure you aren’t a supernatural creature?
Derek
Der-bear,
I think if I was a supernatural creature it would be obvious by now. The only supernatural I am is supernaturally in love with you.
The sti in your eye
Stiles,
I’m going to be gone for the next few days. I tried to tell you but you were sleeping and I don’t think you heard me. Karla (that alpha down in New Mexico) asked me to come help her with a problem. Scott is coming with me. Not sure about the cell service down there.
Derek
Derek,
Why didn’t you wake me up when you got back? I’m not waking you up first. Just in case you can’t tell, I’m pissed at you. You said few days and it was a WEEK! What the hell took you a week with Karla?
Stiles
Stiles,
She had a beta turn feral. She couldn’t bring herself to put him down. He’d killed three people.
Derek
Derek,
Oh shit. I’m really sorry. I hope everything’s okay now. Wake me up if you need to talk. I really hate this opposite schedule thing. Can’t you just quit this job? It’s not worth it. We can just be poor and together. Or you could get a day job? Crazy idea, I know. It’s kind of like you don’t want to see me.
TSIYE
Stiles,
I want to see you. Trust me. This was the best option for us. I promise it will all make sense soon.
Derek
Derek,
I’m kind of intrigued. What do you mean it will all make sense?
TSIYE
Stiles,
You just have to wait.
Derek
Derek,
I hate waiting. Tell me.
TSIYE
Stiles,
No.
Derek
Der,
Please. I’ll never do that thing you like until you tell me.
TSIYE
Stiles,
I knew that was a false threat.
Derek
Derek,
You played dirty. You can’t show up in the room like that. You know I can’t resist you.
TSIYE
Stiles,
I know you can’t. You play dirty too. Your lips should be illegal.
Derek
P.S. Meet me at that horrible Korean restaurant you love tonight at 7. All will be explained.
Derek,
I’m really sorry I missed you. My class ran long and by the time I finished you weren’t there. Can we reschedule?
TSIYE
Stiles,
Fine. What about Friday?
Derek
Derek,
Friday should work. I’m on call for work but hopefully I won’t get called.
TSIYE
Stiles,
I guess you got called because you didn’t show up.
Derek
Derek,
I called you! What happened to your phone? Some Hispanic dude answered it and said he didn’t know who you were.
TSIYE
Stiles,
Oh shit. Enrique and I have the same phone. I just realized I must have grabbed his. Wednesday?
Derek
Derek,
I can’t do Wednesday. Friday?
TSIYE
Stiles,
Forget it. Our schedules aren’t going to work out. Here.
Derek
Derek,
YOU CAN’T PROPOSE THROUGH NOTES LEFT ON THE COUNTER!
TSIYE
Stiles,
I just did. Yes or no?
Derek
Derek,
Are you going to quit your job so I can see my fiance?
TSIYE
Stiles,
It’s only two more weeks. I only took it to get the extra money to buy the ring.
Derek
Ps. Was that a yes?
Derek,
Fine. Yes.
TSIYEF
Stiles,
What does the F stand for?
Derek
Derek,
Forever.
TSIYEF