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1. Get Your Hands Dirty by conch_shell

   Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)  

   • Mature
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Gen
   • Complete Work

   03 Dec 2020

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Dolores/Number Five | The Boy (Umbrella Academy)
   • Number Five | The Boy (Umbrella Academy)
   • The Handler (Umbrella Academy)
   • Carmichael (Umbrella Academy)
   • Number Five | The Boy-centric
   • Number Five | The Boy Needs A Hug
   • Number Five | The Boy Has Issues
   • Hurt Number Five | The Boy
   • Number Five | The Boy Whump
   • Young Number Five | The Boy
   • Assassin Number Five | The Boy
   • Morally ambiguous Number Five
   • but when isn't he?
   • Original Character Death(s)
   • POV Outsider
   • Human Experimentation
   • Unethical Experimentation
   • Five is experimented on
   • no beta we die like ben
   • The Commission watches Five in the apocalypse
   • Like they watch him as if they're watching a TV show
   • This is an excuse to write Five killing people and going mad lol

   Summary

   Five Hargreeves' arrival and journey through the apocalypse becomes the highest-viewed channel at The Commission. He’s the talking point over lunch, there are discussions of him during work, and the betting poll on his life sits pride of place in the Headquarters entranceway. But with his expert survival skills and his sharp intelligence, The Handler is keen to turn him into the perfect killing machine for the organisation. Even if that means doing some rather experimental modifications. Let’s just say that Five isn’t particularly happy with this arrangement.

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   Bad Things Happen Bingo (BTHB): Made a Lab Rat

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   English

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