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Is it wrong to try to pick up Daedric Mages in a Dungeon? by EllipticallyOrbitedTeapot
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game)
20 Dec 2020
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Summary
“Cruel God wants to watch my heart die, watch me impale myself on unrequited love until I figure out I can’t have you.”
The raw confession hangs in the air, out of place in the hearth-warm quiet of Sykkuno’s cluttered bedroom. Even Corpse himself seems out of place, larger than his body. An exiled God, immaculate white horns winding their way out of his skull in a divine crown. Glittering chains falling from his ears and waist like sanctified treasures, precious metals and gemstones made more valuable for their contact with his skin.
--Sykkuno is an excessively powerful, excessively reclusive dark mage, happily spending his unnaturally long life crafting demonic superweapons in his dungeon.
Technoblade is a tyrannical king searching for a particularly cool, horrifically demonic waraxe, and breaks into Sykkuno's dungeon looking for it.
Corpse is a lovesick demon who drops by at the worst possible moment. If only interdimensional portals had doorbells.