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E-mail addresses:
Will Solace- [email protected]
Nico di Angelo- [email protected]
Lou Ellen- [email protected]
Percy Jackson- [email protected]
When texting-
Will-Bold
Nico-Regular
Lou Ellen- Italics
Percy- Italics Bold
Dates are according to Will, or the Pacific Time Zone.
From: [email protected]
8:32 p.m.
I'm going to murder you, Lou Ellen! Why did you promise me that if you didn't mean it?
From: [email protected]
8:33 p.m.
I'm not Lou Ellen, but I'm curious to know how your murder goes.
From: [email protected]
8:33 p.m.
And if you don't mind me asking, what did this Lou Ellen person do to make you want to kill her?
From: [email protected]
8:35 p.m.
She told me she would get this girl who's been chasing me around for the past few months off of my back, then flaked out on me. The girl's sitting across the restaurant from me and staring.
Gods, girls are so annoying.
From: [email protected]
8:37 p.m.
Wait a minute. You're a dude, right?
So, do girls just annoy you in general, or are you gay?
From: [email protected]
8:39 p.m.
Yeah, I'm a dude, and yeah, I'm gay. Don't tell anyone, though.
From: [email protected]
8:40 p.m.
I don't even know who you are. Hades, I don't even know your first name. (Though I suspect that it's Will)
And if it comforts you to know, so am I.
From: [email protected]
8:42 p.m.
And you still haven't told me how your murder went.
I really want to know.
From: [email protected]
8:43 p.m.
You're gay too? Cool.
Oh, and I decided not to murder her. Just punched her instead.
From: [email protected]
8:44 p.m.
Wait a moment, did you just reference Greek mythology? *dances around happily*
I'M NOT ALONE IN THIS WORLD!
From: [email protected]
8:46 p.m.
Oh gods, you're one of those, aren't you?
From: [email protected]
8:47 p.m.
One of what?
From: [email protected]
8:48 p.m.
A fangirl, just like my friend Percy.
From: [email protected]
8:50 p.m.
*grins* Give Percy my regards, Death Boy.
From: [email protected]
8:51 p.m.
Excuse me? "Death boy"?
ARE YOU FLIPPING KIDDING ME?
From: [email protected]
8:52 p.m.
Well, I don't know your name, and your email is [email protected]. Didn't give me much to work with, did ya?
From: [email protected]
8:53 p.m.
Still hate the nickname.
From: [email protected]
8:54 p.m.
That's why I'm keeping it. You have my name and can therefore track me down more easily- I get to call you an annoying nickname.
I won't even bug you for your real name.
*smiles innocently* Aren't I generous?
From: [email protected]
8:55 p.m.
No, you're just annoying...
...Mr. Sunshine.
From: [email protected]
8:57 p.m.
HEY!
From: [email protected]
8:58 p.m.
You asked for it, Sunshine.
From: [email protected]
9:00 p.m.
Okay, gotta go. It's nearly 12:00, and I have school tomorrow.
From: [email protected]
9:02 p.m.
Point taken, but it's only 9 here. Do you live on the East Coast?
From: [email protected]
9:03 p.m.
Yeah, and you must live on the Pacific. I'm that much closer to figuring out who you are, Sunshine.
Just kidding, I have no freakin' idea.
Goodnight, Sunshine.
From: [email protected]
9:05 p.m.
Goodnight, Death Boy. Talk to ya tomorrow.
Will_SunshineComplex has signed off.
From: [email protected]
9:30 p.m.
Talk to you tomorrow, Sunshine.
AngelofDeath1235 has signed off.
Will's phone:
Lou Ellen, thank an anonymous guy living on the East Coast. Thanks to him, I'm not going to murder you today.
was he another 1 of ur fans, will?
No. He didn't even know who I was.
then how did u meet him? was it on some fanficing website?
No. I accidentally e-mailed him while trying to threaten you. He wanted to know how the murder went. He was actually quite annoying, just like you.
ooh, u like him...
No, I don't!
cmon, Will- we all kno u do
No, I don't, Lou, and how many times do I have to tell you that your spelling and capitalization is atrocious?
as long as it takez 4 u 2 stop using SAT words in ur texts
And can you please use periods?
will, u have no idea how wrong that soundz
Really, Lou? That's what you go with?
so why did you keep talking 2 this guy when he replied?
Like I said, he wanted to know how the murder went. I said I'd decided not to murder you, and he referenced Greek Mythology. Then he accused me of being a fangirl.
oh god, will. he makes references & actually insults u? i'm already planning ur wedding
By Gallifrey, Lou, now I really am going to kill you.
no ur not- u love me 2 much
Hate you, Lou.
love u 2, will
*sighs* Talk to you at the set tomorrow, Lou.
c u then
So, what do you guys think of it so far? Should I continue it?