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“We’re broke”
“We been knew”
“Seriously, we have 208 dollars left for the month… There are still 2 weeks!”
“That’s okay!”
“We did not pay the rent yet!”
“Oh… Not good…”
Jimin sighed. “I don’t understand, we had planned the whole budget…”
Taehyung looked down, avoiding Jimin’s eyes.
“Tae? Tae?” When the younger kept looking out the window, Jimin got it “Please tell me you did not spend our rent on Gucci.”
“Not on Gucci!” Taehyung replied quickly. “I… Maybe…”
“Just spit it out.”
“You know that amazing youtuber…”
“Golden Closet?”
“Yeah… He was saying how he was broke so he could not do new videos for now…”
As Jimin started to glare at him, the younger quickly finished “He needed that money Chim!”
“You know who else need our money?”
“Who?”
“Our landlord!”
“Oh… He does not need it, he just wants it…”
Jimin just threw a pillow at Taehyung. Taehyung reciprocated.
“I know you also gave money to the SoundCloud guy so don’t act all innocent!”
The two continued to pillow fight for half an hour. After Jimin surrendered, both boys rested on the sofa.
“How are we going to do Tae?”
“It’s going to be fine. We will find a solution."
They both looked for ideas to help their situation. Taehyung hesitated and then offered "You know there was an ad for that company near the supermarket. They pay really good, but it does not match my schedule. You can check it maybe?”
“Will do.”
“I will try to take more shifts at the coffee shop.”
And despite all his reluctance, that’s how Park Jimin was forced into the part-time job that will stay in his nightmares for years.
As Jungkook was watching Iron Man for the 12th time that month, he felt the need to go to the bathroom.
Yet, Yoongi was taking a bath for at least an hour now.
As he was becoming impatient, he loudly knocked on the door and when after a few minutes, there was no answer, he broke the door open.
In the bathtub, completely dressed, was Min Yoongi, sleeping.
As Jungkook really needed to go to the bathroom, he woke the elder up by throwing the toilet paper at his face. The elder groaned and started to stand up.
At that moment, in their cramped bathroom, a third man appeared out of thin air. Jungkook screeched while Yoongi just seemed annoyed by the sound.
A man with fake plastic wing and a magic wand that came from Walmart’s toys section was standing in front of them.
He looked bored out of his mind as he started.
“Congratulations. You saved a cat from drowning. We believe, in Fairy Godmother Limited, that we should reward the good and punish bad.
Be nice to people, help them lalala.
Don’t kill, don’t steal yeah yeah yeah…
You get it.”
Jungkook and Yoongi were confused.
“Pardon?”
“You saved a kitten.”
“I didn’t?” Jungkook replied.
“Well… I don’t really care. Details don’t matter. The algorithm said that you get a wish. You have 30 seconds to decide.”
Jungkook did not know what to say. The only thought in his mind is that he would really like to have the bathroom for himself.
After a few seconds, the man continued “If you don’t decide, I’ll turn you into a bunny and your friend into a kitten.”
Jungkook looked horrified.
“10 seconds left…”
“Okay, okay! I know!”
“What?”
“Well… There is this person that I like…”
“Great, a love wish... So original.”
And the man started singing the Cinderella’s song in the most pissed off voice ever while boringly moving his plastic wand around:
“Sala-gadoola-menchicka-boo-la
Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo
Put 'em together and what have you got?
Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo
Sala-gadoola-menchicka-boo-la
Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo
It'll do magic, believe it or not
Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo
Now sala-gadoola means
menchicka-boolaroo
But the thing that does the job is
When you say the name of your boo”
The man then looked expectantly at Jungkook, stopping in the middle of his dance.
Jungkook did not know how to answer.
“You need to say the name of your crush for the spell to finish” the guy explained in the most condescending voice he ever heard.
“uh… I know her face, but I don’t know her name.”
The man just sighed.
After a few seconds, he said “I started the spell, I cannot leave it like that. Either you say a random name, or I make all the girls you know fall for you.”
“I… How?” Jungkook was looking at Yoongi, asking for help.
“Just say a name Kook.”
“But… I don’t know any name except you guys…”
“Well, then it’s decided. Starting tomorrow, all the girls you know will crush on you. Thank you for your good deed.”
And the man disappeared.
As Jungkook was processing the wizard’s last words, he started to freak out.
“Oh my gawd!”
Yoongi just smirked, Jungkook’s life just got much more fun. It was going to be entertaining to watch.
“Hyung, you have to help me!”
“Not my fault you don’t know the name of your crush…”
“But hyung… This is your fault, it’s because I saved you!”
“Throwing toilet paper at my face is not saving my life.”
“But hyungie…. How am I going to do?”
“You could talk to the girls you know.”
“That’s not an option… You’re not helping!”
“Not trying to…”
“What were you doing in the tub anyway?”
“I was washing my clothes.” Yoongi replied.
Jungkook nodded.
“I am doomed.”
Yoongi chuckled.