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Uraraka groans. “Guys, this is boring!” She whines.
Ashido gasps after a minute of silence. “We could play Never Have I Ever!”
“Whats that?” Todoroki asks, and Ashido stares at him like it's the end of the world.
“You don’t know what Never Have I Ever is?!”
“No.”
Uraraka cuts in. “Its a game where you say something you’ve never done and if someone else has done it they put i finger down.” She explains and Todoroki nods.
“Sounds easy.”
“I can play!” Midoriya smiles, raising his hand.
“As class president, it’s my job to join any class activities so I too will play!” Iida says, chopping the air.
Eventually a few more people (Bakugou (thretened to a challenge), Kirishima, Yaoyorozu, Kaminari, and Haakure) join and they start playing.
“Never have I ever… dyed my hair!” Kaminari starts. Todoroki and Kirishima put a finger down. Everyone seems suprised.
“Kirishima I knew but Todoroki?!’’ Ashido shouts.
“Moving on,” Kirishima sweats, “Never have i ever, hmm, had a single parent.”
Midoriya and Todoroki put a finger down. “Technically I have, also i feel targeted.” The latter deadpans.
“Boo fucking hoo Icyhot. Never have I ever had my mother pour boiling water down my face.”
The half and half boy glares.
Midoriya chimes in, a misplaced evil glint in his eyes. “You wanna play dirty Kacchan? Fine, never have i ever ended All Mights career.”
“I-“ Hagakure stutters, shocked.
Bakugou growls. “Fine. Never have i ever eaten hair.”
Kaminari, Kirishima, and Midoriya all put a finger down.
“Never have I ever had both a inferiortiy and superiority complex that resulted on me bottling my emotions and finally spilling them all to a kid i used to bully.”
“Never have I ever had my dad walk out on me.”
“Never have i ever had my mom hit me.”
“Never have I ever lived in a dirt cheap apartment.”
“Never have I ever been kidnapped.”
“Never have I ever broke a bone.”
“Never have I ever feel off a log and took that as a challenge.”
“Never have i ever been a pushover.”
“Never have I ever burnt something.’
“Never have i ever stalked someone.”
“Never have I ever flew hundreds of feet to grab Kirishima’s hand.”
“Never have i ever been quirkless.”
Midoriya sniffs. “Never have I ever been chained up to a podium on live television.”
“Never have I ever been late to a preformance due to a villain attack.”
“Never have i ever needed help from a ‘’quirkless loser’,” he quotes, “to escape a sludge villain.”
“Never have I ever recived spider lillies.”
“Never have I ever told someone to jump off a roof.”
“Never have i ever attempted murder.”
“First of all, yes you have Kacchan, second if all, how the fuck did you know that?”
“Doesn’t fucking matter.”
Kaminari leans to Ashido. “Are we all ignoring Midoriya swore-?”
“Shhh-“ She shushes him, eating popcorn.
“Why did Iida just put a finger down-?” Yaoyorozu asks, only to be shut down by Midoriya.
“Never have I ever been a spoiled rich kid.” He says with full intent to slaughter everyone.
“As class president, I demand we stop this game as we’re being to vulgar!”
“Oh can it mister I-Fought-The-Hero-Killer-Out-Of-Rage-And-Disobeyed-A-Higher-Up-To-Avenge-My-Brother.”
“Oh damn.” Ashido mutters.
“You did what ?” Kaminari asks incrediously.
And thats how they caried on. Midoriya attacked all of them and burned them more than Todoroki’s mom did.