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1. Why Did He Have To Be So Motherfucking Important? by IRLKankriVantas13

   Fandoms: Homestuck  

   • Explicit
   • Rape/Non-Con
   • F/M, M/M
   • Complete Work

   10 Jan 2021

   Tags

   • Rape/Non-Con
   • Gamzee Makara/Vriska Serket
   • Gamzee Makara/Karkat Vantas
   • Gamzee Makara
   • Vriska Serket
   • Karkat Vantas
   • Terezi Pyrope
   • Dave Strider
   • Rose Lalonde
   • Kanaya Maryam
   • Rape/Non-con Elements
   • bottom!gamzee
   • Dom/sub Undertones
   • sub gamzee
   • Come Inflation
   • Temperature Play
   • Punishment
   • Bulges and Nooks (Homestuck)
   • Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot
   • vriska is a jerk
   • Mommy Kink
   • mmlb? kind of?
   • its just a name
   • gamzee hates it
   • gamzee is not having fun
   • hes confused
   • Sober Gamzee Makara
   • Sad Gamzee
   • Escape
   • Horn Stimulation
   • Come Swallowing
   • Nookworms
   • Nook Eating (Homestuck)
   • Nook Fingering (Homestuck)
   • Objectification
   • Gamzee Makara/Karkat Vantas Moirallegiance
   • Background Relationships
   • Minor Rose Lalonde/Kanaya Maryam
   • Minor Dave Strider/Karkat Vantas
   • Terezi Pyrope/Vriska Serket Moirallegiance
   • Knifeplay
   • Blood
   • Bloodplay
   • Rape
   • Not Safe Sane and Consensual
   • please take the tags seriously

   Summary

   She was going for his waistband.
   What was she doing? What did she want with his… pants? He knew they were comfy but damn, what did she…? She couldn’t be... No. That was ridiculous. Out of the question.
   “Fine, don’t talk. That makes this easier. I refuse to take on a matesprit and I’m horny as all hell. I can’t make Terezi deal with it, she’s my moirail and I can’t make anyone else deal with it, so… You’ll have to do.”
   Oh.
   Oh no he was right.
   He didn’t like the sound of that.

   In which "the most important character in Homestuck" is bitched during the tine on the meteor in those three years after John did the time travel not time travel thing.

   I'd also like to mention that I do not condone ANY of this.

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   English

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