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Why Did He Have To Be So Motherfucking Important? by IRLKankriVantas13
Fandoms: Homestuck
10 Jan 2021
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She was going for his waistband.
What was she doing? What did she want with his… pants? He knew they were comfy but damn, what did she…? She couldn’t be... No. That was ridiculous. Out of the question.
“Fine, don’t talk. That makes this easier. I refuse to take on a matesprit and I’m horny as all hell. I can’t make Terezi deal with it, she’s my moirail and I can’t make anyone else deal with it, so… You’ll have to do.”
Oh.
Oh no he was right.
He didn’t like the sound of that.In which "the most important character in Homestuck" is bitched during the tine on the meteor in those three years after John did the time travel not time travel thing.
I'd also like to mention that I do not condone ANY of this.