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verona high school theatre - HIATUS.

Summary:

“ pnkflwr420 has invited you to join verona high school theatre! “

aka it’s romeo and juliet but they’re all insufferable theatre kids and nobody gets unalived

EDIT: i started this project at age ~15 and am finally continuing it again slowly bit by bit at age 22! please bear with me as i am now an adult working a job lol.

Notes:

TW: paris is a senior who is trying to hit on a freshman. he’s also kinda homophobic. nothing too bad happens (he never hurts juliet) just be warned that he’s a creep

Chapter 1: it’s time for auditions

Chapter Text

pnkflwr420 has invited you to join verona high school theatre !

 

pnkflwr420: wassup gang 😎😎

pnkflwr420: i saw you guys on the sign up sheet and since you’re the only somewhat bearable people in theatre i made this

mynameisgoodwill: heyy all :-)

xXfortunes_f00lXx: holy shit i haven’t logged into this account since MIDDLE SCHOOL

xXfortunes_f00lXx: welp

xXfortunes_f00lXx: i’m romeo, i’m a sophomore

tybby.no.cap: I’m Tybalt, I’m a senior

juul_iet: hi!! my name’s juliet, i’m a freshman!! 🌸

pnkflwr420: HAHA FRESHIE

pnkflwr420: junior gang

tybby.no.cap: She’s also my cousin

juul_iet: lol yeah

pnkflwr420: sorry about that bro

pnkflwr420: can’t imagine being related to him

mynameisgoodwill: mercutio-

tybby.no.cap: Very funny

pnkflwr420: 🤪😹✌️👄☄️🙈

count.ouioui: Hi Juliet! I’m Paris, I’m the senior in your math class 😃

juul_iet: ohhhh hi!

mynameisgoodwill: good luck at auditions today everyone!! :-))

mynameisgoodwill: i’m benvolio btw, i’m a junior

juul_iet: can’t wait to meet you guys!! 💓

 


 

the montacrew ✌️✌️

 

pnkflwr420: juliet’s really chill, you guys will like her

mynameisgoodwill: she’s my ex’s cousin but i’ve never even seen her 😶😶

pnkflwr420: he’s barely even your ex dude

pnkflwr420: LMAO AT ROMEO PRETENDING NOT TO USE THIS ACCOUNT

mynameisgoodwill: HAHAHAHA

xXfortunes_f00lXx: wait BEN

xXfortunes_f00lXx: YOU AND TYBALT????

pnkflwr420:

pnkflwr420: bruh

mynameisgoodwill: romeo

mynameisgoodwill: how did you miss this

xXfortunes_f00lXx: was it when i still liked beth??

mynameisgoodwill: dude i GUESS

pnkflwr420: to be fair ben

pnkflwr420: you guys didn’t even date

mynameisgoodwill: HEY

mynameisgoodwill: we went on one date

xXfortunes_f00lXx: wait if you didn’t really date then how’s he your ex

mynameisgoodwill: he really isn’t

pnkflwr420: they didn’t date but they were…something else

xXfortunes_f00lXx: ??? explain

mynameisgoodwill: we hooked up for awhile

mynameisgoodwill: 🙈

xXfortunes_f00lXx: EW EW EW I DIDN’T NEED TO KNOW THAT

pnkflwr420: YOU LITERALLY ASKED???

mynameisgoodwill: SKKSKHDKDK

 



direct message
from count.ouioui to tybby.no.cap

 

count.ouioui: Hey Tybalt

tybby.no.cap: Hi

count.ouioui: I have a question

tybby.no.cap: Okay shoot

count.ouioui: How old is Juliet??

tybby.no.cap: Too young for you

tybby.no.cap: If that’s what you’re asking

count.ouioui: Aw c’mon man I’m only 17

tybby.no.cap: She literally turned 14 a day before school started

tybby.no.cap: At least wait until she’s 16

count.ouioui: Awww man, dude c’mon

count.ouioui: I’ll be in college by then

tybby.no.cap: Sorry dude

tybby.no.cap: Try and find a girl your own age