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    fics taking place in the story of "further apart (the closer that we are)". read that first to properly understand all future works!

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    Religion! Horror! Exorcisms! Piercings! And Gerard is a priest.

    Disclaimer: I stole frequently and unrepentantly from Joss Whedon and the makers of various horror movies throughout this whole series. Also I am not an expert on the Vatican or medical-type things, so please accept my apologies in advance for all the wild inaccuracies I am sure you are about to encounter. If everyone could just assume this is the Magical Made-Up Vatican, you know, like the religious institution version of those tour buses that drive themselves and don't carry anyone but the band, that would be awesome.

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    18 Aug 2025

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    just so genius and fucking brilliant

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    He stares at the mask with a foreign feeling in his chest.
    Maybe the Universe is mocking him. Maybe this isn’t a second chance, but instead an elaborate scheme to make him feel annoyed and guilty.

    “If you’re going to be climbing up the ventilation system, you need some protection for that pretty face of yours,” Mel explains, tapping her chin. “Also, the proper reaction is, still, saying thank you.”

    Viktor scowls at her.

    “Relinquish the flesh!” She exclaims, ignoring his annoyance; a joyful smile on her face.

    Maybe he should've just died when he had the chance to.

     

    Or: Death is supposed to be final, or so Viktor thought; because if it is, then why had he woken up in his childhood bedroom?

    Or; after the finale, rather than dying, Viktor is spat out back in the past. Ridden with guilt, he decides to change the outcome of his fate. He helps people along the way.
    Ft. World's finest dysfunctional friendship (they somehow fix each other instead of making each other worse)

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    05 May 2025

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    I love this fic, and especially the relationship between mel and viktor. when viktor and jayce finally reunited i got up and paced around my room with excitement. adore this story

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    Hogwarts AU. When Hiccup's secret of being the first to train a dragon is revealed, he struggles to handle his newfound popularity among the other students at Hogwarts. Jack feels sorry for him and decides not to bother him, even though he's also curious about the whole story. Despite his decision to stay away, an unlikely friendship between the Gryffindor and the Ravenclaw slowly blooms and in between classes, friends, laughter and denial, it turns into something more.

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    05 May 2025

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    read this multiple times and think of it often. i treasure this fic so much. excellent dynamics and great chemistry with all the characters

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    Ever since Candlenights, things had been fucking fantastic. The IPRE program was going great, Taako was actually goddamn happy for once, they hadn't heard hide nor hair of their asshole relatives since their grand exit, and she was engaged to Barry fucking Bluejeans. Realistically, this should be the happiest Lup had ever been in her entire life.

    Except engaged meant wedding, which meant wedding planning. Lup had no earthly idea what she was doing.

    Maybe if she sent the invitations out in wingdings, no one would show up.

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    05 May 2025

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    i could read this a million times and still love and laugh at it. the bit with the card invitations and the cave wedding are some of the funniest things ive ever read in fic

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    Taako and Lup have devised a plan to get back at their shitty family for the way they had treated them as children, as well as put an end to the incoming letters now that the twins have gained a little bit of notoriety. They're going to go back home for Candlenights, and it's going to be the worst Candlenights anyone there has ever had.

    Lup's bringing Barry, because nothing's better than showing up with a respectable looking dude only for said dude to start pulling out the formaldehyde pig brains. Taako needs something like that too.

    So, why not ask the cute guy in his drama class who does bad accents when he gets nervous if he's free over break?

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    05 May 2025

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    genuinely so hilarious. ive reread this so many times and it remains one of the funniest fics ive ever read.