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it was a beuatiful day in the bitch isles
"whot is the sky lo'is" asked amite as she walked into a plain white room
"up lmao" responded lotus
amite smiledd "ugh so true oomf"
amite started 2 feel a little woozy
ltoys lookd at amite "wtf amite"
"ohno lo'is... i think im.. im ..." said amite
"what the hell"
"lo'is help . i dont wanne be a nintando switch !" cried amite
"6<(t'c"
"LOTSY H3LP" said amite as she turned into a nintando switch
amite plopped 2 the ground
lotus stared at her in disbelief "ohno my gf just turned into a ninatndo switch:"
"NOOOOOOO" the end