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oikawa tooru has created a group chat called 'the setter groupchat'
oikawa tooru has added kenma kozume, the better twin, shiraBUTT, semisemi, mom, tobiyolo, yahoeba, kogane, aGaASheEeee
mom - what tf is this
kenma - i don't want to be here
tobiyolo - why am I here ?
the better twin - no.
the better twin left the group chat.
the better twin was added to the group chat by oikawa tooru.
oikawa - its a setters group chat !
semisemi - ew oikawa why tho
oikawa - why not
shiraBUTT - why
oikawa - why not
tobiyolo - i think its nice tbh
oikawa - no asked tobio-chan
mom - oikawa i will rip your face off if u talk like that to kageyama again (◕ᴗ◕✿)
the better twin - we're slandering oikawa ? i was summoned
oikawa - attachment.jpg
mom - yes. lets all slander oikawa
yahoeba - agreed. slander oikawa.
oikawa - I HAVE DONW NOTHING TO YOU ?????
yahoeba - you make me run too many laps bc "i look at kyoutani too much" when u literally fell while looking at iwaizumi-senpais ass.
mom - and you were rude to kageyama. you deserve death.
semisemi - ^^ i second that
aGaASheEeee- ^^ i third that
oikawa - attachment.jpg
mom - then leave bitch
semisemi - peace out
oikawa - DAMN YALL
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the setter group chat
oikawa - you guys i love iwa-chan so much please help me god
mom - no one asked (◕ᴗ◕✿)
oikawa - attachment.jpg
mom - but like i love daichi so much so felt
oikawa - wait y'all r dating right
mom - WHAT? no. HAHa no. i wish. but no.
oikawa - but like you guys r so affectionate and he clearly loves you
mom - attachment.jpg i fuckign wish so hard but you must be blind be he does not
oikawa - girl your obliviousness hurts me so hard
oikawa - he. likes. you.
tobiyolo - suga-san, he looks at you with heart eyes a lot, i think i agree with oikawa.
yahoeba - kageyama you should agree with oikawa more often he's smiling very hard right now
oikawa - NO I AM NOT
oikawa - I DONT LIEK TOBIO CHAN
oikawa -NO
aGaASheEeee - i think you do oikawa
semisemi - ^^
shiraBUTT - ^^
kogane - ^^
mom - ^^
tobiyolo - what is going on? i'm confused
semisemi - oikawa likes you a lot kageyama
tobiyolo - oh, i like you a lot too oikawa-san
oikawa - KJDVGCHVGJSAFCVW
oikawa - KHHHHNN BGGG
yahoeba - kageyama you broke him
yahoeba - he's lying on the floor breathing very hard
yahoeba - iwaizumi looks very concerned
oikawa - attachment.jpg
kenma - this is very entertaining
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the setter group chat
kenma - kuroo : fucking exists me : attachment.jpg
mom - go to bed kenma its 3 am
kenma - why tf r u awake then suga'
mom - math. i'm gay.i can't do math. shoot me pls. now.
tobioyolo - im gay and i can do math suga-san
kenma - kageyama i love you and i want to protect you forever
mom - ^^
tobiyolo - (´∀｀)
mom - SO PRECIOUS IJHBUUEIWYFKUGCQJH
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the setter group chat
oikawa - okay wait who's gay in this gc i need to know for research purposes
the better twin - i'm very gay but technically bi
mom - gay. very gay
yahoeba - im biromantic asexual
tobiyolo - me i'm gay
kenma - for hinata ?
tobiyolo - no?
kenma - huh. i rly thought yall had smith but i guess i was wrong
kenma - anyways i'm pansexual
kogane - im bisexual
aGaASheEeee - very gay
kenma - for bokuto right
aGaASheEeee - how did you know ? what ?
kenma - u arent that good at not being oblivious
aGaASheEeee - well shit
aGaASheEeee - attachment.jpg
semisemi - very gay. so gay. absolutely incredibly gay.
shiraBUTT - yeah same
oikawa - akaashi ? you good? or r u having a full on gay crisis
aGaASheEeee - hwfhafhha
aGaASheEeee - guess
oikawa - you know bokuto likes you back
oikawa - and also there's no way he knows because he's stupidly oblivious
kenma - yeah you don't need to worry
aGaASheEeee - hhhhhhgbbnnwdnj
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the setter group chat
tobiyolo - @kenma ? why did you say i liked hinata earlier
kenma - it just seemed like you guys had something going on, but i'm sorry for assuming something if u guys arent
tobiyolo - i think you might have been right
tobiyolo - and i don't know what to do
kenma - oh boy
mom - MY LITTL:E BOY IS GROWNIG UP
semisemi - honestly kageyama i think he likes you back
shiraBUTT - yeah i second that
shiraBUTT - like with the way he looks at you, and stuff with like heart eyes
kenma - yeah, shouyou probably does like you honestly
kenma - he looks at you like he adores you
tobiyolo - idk
tobiyolo - ill figure it out ig
semisemi - if u ever need help we r here for u bc u r the sweetest thing ever
shiraBUTT has changed the group chat name to "kageyama tobio appreciation squad"
mom - yes appreciate kageyama yes
yahoeba - ^^
aGaASheEeee - ^^
oikawa - i dislike this
mom has changed oikawa's name to "party pooper"
party pooper - SUGA
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kageyama tobio appreciation squad
mom - i cant take this
mom - yamaguchi just did a really good receive in practice right
mom- and tsukishima just pulled him into a hug and kissed him
mom - and then everyone started clapping
mom - and then tsukishima gave yams a FUCKIGN FOREHEAD KISS
mom - AND YAMS KISSED TSUKISHIMAS NECK
semisemi - im so lonely
semisemi - holy shit
party pooper - that hurt me suga
party pooper - i just want iwa-chan to do that to me
yahoeba - ^^ but kyoutani
kogane - ^^ but goshiki
mom - WIAT WHAT
semisemi - KOGANE ??? WHAT??? GOSHIKI???
shiraBUTT - OMG OMG OMG
party pooper - SHIRABU AND SEMI YOU MUST HELP US GET THEMN THGETHER
semisemi - OH ABSOLUTELY
shiraBUTT changed the group chat name to "operation get kogane and goshiki together"
kogane - oh no
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operation get kogane and goshiki together
shiraBUTT - ITS THE DAY
party pooper - ITS THE DAY?
mom - ITS THE DAY?
yahoeba - ITS THE DAY?
semisemi - ITS THE DAYYYYYY
kogane - I hate it here
semisemi has changed koganes name to goshikis future husbando
goshikis future husbando - I hate it here 2.0
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operation get kogane and goshiki together
semisemi - OMG??
shiraBUTT - OMG?????
party pooper - tell us what happend right now or I will rip ur face off
mom - ^^
yahoeba - ^^
tobiyolo - ^^
party pooper - also where is atsumu? I haven't seen him in a while
the better twin - oh I just don't like u guys lol
kenma - ^^
aGAsHheEeee - ^^
mom - rude!
yahoeba - ^^
party pooper - ^^
semisemi - ^^
shiraBUTT - ^^
goshikis future husbando - hi I just got back from a date with goshiki
party pooper - OMGG
mom - OMGG
mom - GET ITTTT YUH
semisemi - YUH
shiraBUTT - YUH
yahoeba - YUH
the better twin - YUH
tobiyolo - YUH
mom - kageyama did u just yuh
tobiyolo - yuh
semisemi - i want to protect you with my life
shiraBUTT - ^^
kenma - ^^
aGasHheEeee - ^^
yahoeba - ^^
mom - ^^
party pooper - i dislike this 2.0