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1. Why Date When You Can Spam The Group Chat by Rainy_Day_Lemonade

   Fandoms: Dangan Ronpa - All Media Types, Super Dangan Ronpa 2, Dangan Ronpa 3: The End of 希望ヶ峰学園 | The End of Kibougamine Gakuen | End of Hope's Peak High School  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/F, M/M, Other
   • Work in Progress

   04 Apr 2021

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   • Koizumi Mahiru/Saionji Hiyoko
   • Hinata Hajime/Komaeda Nagito
   • Koizumi Mahiru & Saionji Hiyoko
   • Koizumi Mahiru & Mioda Ibuki & Saionji Hiyoko & Tsumiki Mikan
   • Mioda Ibuki/Tsumiki Mikan
   • Minor or Background Relationship(s)
   • Koizumi Mahiru & Hinata Hajime
   • Hinata Hajime & Komaeda Nagito
   • Hinata Hajime & Soda Kazuichi
   • Mioda Ibuki & Tsumiki Mikan
   • Chou Koukou Kyuu no Sagishi | Ultimate Imposter/Mitarai Ryota
   • Kuzuryuu Fuyuhiko/Soda Kazuichi
   • Koizumi Mahiru
   • Saionji Hiyoko
   • Nanami Chiaki
   • Mioda Ibuki
   • Tsumiki Mikan
   • Komaeda Nagito
   • Soda Kazuichi
   • Kuzuryu Fuyuhiko
   • Pekoyama Peko
   • Mitarai Ryota
   • Chou Koukou Kyuu no Sagishi | Ultimate Imposter
   • Alternate Universe
   • Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
   • Alternate Universe - Non-Despair (Dangan Ronpa)
   • Attempted Match-making
   • Match-making
   • Texting
   • Group chat
   • chat fic
   • chat fic with plot
   • Fluff
   • Angst
   • Fluff and Angst
   • Swearing
   • Komaeda Nagito Being Komaeda Nagito
   • Explicit Language
   • Rated M for Safety
   • Komaeda Nagito Is Obsessed With Hope
   • Komaeda Nagito Needs a Hug
   • Gay Komaeda Nagito
   • Komahina- relationship - Freeform
   • Soapies- relationship - Freeform
   • Photobomb- relationship - Freeform
   • Bandaid- relationship
   • Mitworai- relationship
   • Kuzusoda- relationship
   • Crack
   • Fluff and Crack
   • Crack Treated Seriously
   • Alternate Universe - No Killing Game (Dangan Ronpa)
   • Junko? Never Heard Of Her
   • They/Them Pronouns for Chou Koukou Kyuu no Sagishi | Ultimate Imposter
   • Nonbinary Chou Koukou Kyuu no Sagishi | Ultimate Imposter
   • Ultimate Imposter Is A Good Partner
   • Mitarai Didn't Sign Up For This
   • Bisexual Hinata Hajime
   • Ibuki Uses Too Many Emojis
   • Hinata Hajime Swears
   • Hiyoko Saionji Swears
   • Dropping the F bomb on a regular basis
   • Inappropriate Humor
   • Tags May Change
   • please be kind
   • Don't copy to another site
   • Kuzuryuu deserves an award
   • Kuzuryuu's the unsung hero of this story omg

   Summary

   Tired of Hajime's pining, Mahiru creates a group chat so her dear friend can seduce Komaeda Cinderella-style: in the group chat he's not Reserve Course Student Hajime Hinata- instead he's Hinata-kun, a Main Course student studying abroad.

   Romance, and memes, bloom from unexpected places... But with it, a myriad of mishaps and conflicting emotions.

    

   Will romance cross over to the real world?

   Will Komaeda figure out Hajime's identity?

   Will Ibuki ever stop spamming the group with emojis?

    

   Read to find out

   Language:

   English

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