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Love, War, Forge

Summary:

Roxane, goddess of love, and Cyrano, god of the forge, are forced to marry each other by De Guiche, king of the gods. De Guiche’s plan is that if Roxane’s stuck in an unhappy marriage, then she’ll look more kindly on his own romantic overtures. After all, there’s no way she could fall in love with someone as ugly as Cyrano.

And how does Christian, the handsome god of war, come into this?

Chapter 1: Prologue

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

“What?” said Roxane, the word reverberating around the marble walls of the chamber like the crack of a whip.

“I said,” said De Guiche, “That you are going to marry Cyrano.”

Roxane looked at Cyrano.

Cyrano looked at Roxane.

Roxane didn’t know exactly what expression her face was currently wearing, but apparently it was enough for Cyrano to step forward and say, “Don’t be ridiculous. Roxane and I are friends, nothing more.”

De Guiche narrowed his eyes. “May I remind you that I am king of the gods? My word is law, and I say that you will marry. Or else.”

“Or else what?” asked Roxane.

Lightning flashed in the sky outside, bringing with it a rumble of thunder. “Or else,” said De Guiche, his voice as soft as cruelty.

“Why?” Roxane knew that she should probably stop asking questions, but she asked anyway.

De Guiche’s eyes travelled the length of her body, and Roxane suppressed a shudder. “You incite lust among the gods, and jealousy among the goddesses. You must be married. Cyrano is a… valued member of Olympus, and a bachelor. So you will marry him.”

“Neither of us get a choice, do we?” Roxane said quietly. She wanted to yell, to scream and claw at De Guiche with her nails, but she kept herself in check. If it came to a fight, she would lose.

Cyrano folded his arms. “Let’s just get it over with, shall we?”

De Guiche nodded. “By the power vested in me as the king of the gods, I hereby declare you both to be man and wife. Now, if you will excuse me, I must inform the other Olympians of your marriage.” He nodded at them, business-like, and left the room.

Roxane sank to her knees. After a moment, Cyrano sat down beside her.

“I’m sorry,” he murmured. “I think I’m probably the last man you’d want to be married to.”

She gave him a small smile at that. “Not the last. At least I’m married to a friend… it could have been anyone De Guiche wanted. It’s just…” she ran a hand through her hair. “I’m the goddess of love. If I’m marrying someone, it should be for love, not because the king of the gods orders it.” Roxane looked up at him. “Are you alright? I mean, neither of us is going to be able to marry for love, now.”

A flicker of pain crossed his face, and he hid it away as fast as it appeared. “I think I’ll be able to live with it. And as much as De Guiche has forced the marriage, he can’t force anything else. Separate beds, I promise.”

Roxane pushed herself to her feet. “I want to get out of Olympus for a while. I know that people will stare when I come back, but I’d rather be stared at when our marriage is old news. I need some time to get used to this.”

Notes:

A list of the characters and the gods they parallel:

Roxane – Aphrodite. The goddess of beauty for the most beautiful woman in Paris.

Cyrano – Hephaestus. In this fic, Cyrano’s skill isn’t poetry, it’s craftsmanship. He’s still an artist, just for a different form of art. Similarly, in this fic Cyrano’s ugliness isn’t his nose, it’s the fact that his face just isn’t attractive. Also, in the final act of Rostand’s play, Cyrano uses a cane, so this ties in with the fact that Hephaestus is disabled.

Christian – Ares. Not quite as good a fit as the other two, but Ares is Aphrodite’s lover, and Christian is a soldier, so he sort of fits as the god of war.

De Guiche – Zeus. They’re both leaders who can’t stay faithful to their wives.

Le Bret – Hermes. He’s a pretty nice guy who knows everyone, and tbh he needs a break.

This fic took a while to write. I’m talking months. Usually only my longest fics take that long to write up, but at least I’ve got it done now!

Comments and kudos are always welcome <3

Disclaimer: I do not own the characters. I am not making money from this work.