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Sleep is for the weak
Sent 4:00 am
I’m babey
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:)
Detective
Eraser?
Eraser
Omw
I’m babey
Hurry Eraser!
You have class in 4 hours uwu
Purrfection
So do you
I’m babey
Shhhhhh
Eraser
If you cared you would’ve sent it earlier
Purrfection
Lol f
I’m babey
But you have class too Nachan!
Purrfection
Not this week ;)
I’m babey
Fuck i forgot
I MEAN FRICK
Don’t tell mom :(
Detective
But,,, there’s no holiday?
Purrfection
Some of us have work, Detective
And you’re on thin fucking ice
Detective
Wait what work
I’m babey
We’ve gone over this before Detective
They’re not gonna tell you guys
Detective
Damn i thought i would catch them off guard
Purrfection
Never >:3c
Oh Eraser’s at ua now
Eraser
Stop stalking me
I’m babey
But that’s her job!
Purrfection
Yes, vigilante approved Eraser babysitter
Eraser
I’m an adult
Purrfection
Says the guy who doesn’t eat three meals a day
And i’m talking food, not those weird pouches
Detective
I’ve gotta admit, she’s got you there
thanks for the gender btw :)
I’m babey
Fuck
I’m sowwy Nachan :(
Purrfection
Nah it cool
Still can’t catch me :3c
Not that i’m doing anything illegal, ofc
Detective
You are an info broker
Purrfection
And?
I’ve done nothing illegal
My informants get all the info for me uwu
Eraser
And they’re the ones who are doing the illegal things?
Purrfection
I mean,,, technically not
I’m babey
Yep!
Nothing illegal here :D
Eraser
You are a vigilante
Vigilantes are illegal
Purrfection
Again, technically not
Eraser
Fuck your technicalities
I’m babey
*gasp*
Eraser!
Cheating on your husband is bad :(
Purrfection
Asd;lkjfdkahg
Eraser
I am leaving
Goodbye
Eraser is now offline!
Purrfection
You killed him
Detective
How’d you even know about his husband?
Purrfection
I know everything :)
I'm babey
And then she tells me anything i want to know!
Oh wait i knew i was forgetting something
Purrfection
???
OH
Hey Detective, nice day today, huh?
Detective
What is it now
Purrfection
Uh
A group of villains called the League of Villains is gathering villains in order to attack 1-A during their USJ field trip
:D
Detective
What
I’m babey
Sadly, i can’t go and help :(
Detective
Wait- how?
Purrfection
Some sort of warp gate quirk or something
Tsukauchi
@Eraser
Eraser is now online!
Eraser
What
I’m babey
Scroll up ;)
Purrfection
Sorry we didn’t tell you guys earlier!
I just found out yesterday
Detective
It’s fine, at least we know now
Eraser
How accurate is this?
Purrfection
:(
I’m babey
After all this time, you don’t trust us???
Btw, 100% accurate >:(
Eraser
Sorry just needed to double check
Hold on
Teachers of UA
Sent 6:00 am
Eraser added I’m babey to the chat!
Eraser added Purrfection to the chat!
I’m babey
!!!
Purrfection
I’m honored :,)
Eraser
Shut
Mouse-dog-bear
Welcome!
Aizawa has told me a lot about you two :)
I’m babey
!!!!!!!
Purrfection
Eraser u broke him
Present Mic
SHOU!!!!!
Who are these listeners?
I’m babey
Present Mic!
The one Eraser cheated on
WAIT
I TAKE THAT BACK
ERASER DONT KILL ME
Purrfection
Sadffgfdklhgfsda;f
I’m dying
You’ve killed me
Present Mic
Wh
What
Eraser
Problem Child
You have till the count of ten before I slaughter you
Midnight
Shouta???
Cheating on Hizashi?????
Purrfection
Ok sorry, i’m back from the dead
Hi
That was just an inside joke from our other chat
But me and babey over there have worked with Eraser for a long time
Mouse-dog-bear
And you have info for us, yes?
I’m babey
I’ll tell you if Eraser doesn’t kill me
Purrfection
Oh hey, you’re not dead yet!
Eraser
They would be dead if i knew where they were
But fine
I’m babey
Ok permission granted
Purrfection
Got it!
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Also screenshot2.png ;)
Midnight
HA
oh
that’s not good
Present Mic
Wait, how’d you guys get this info?
Purrfection
My informants ;)
Thirteen
This isn’t illegal, right?
Purrfection
Hi thirteen!
And nope :)
Eraser
You. are. An. info. Broker.
I’m babey
Yeah, but only to me :D
She doesn’t actually sell her info!
mouse-dog-bear
And her methods of acquiring said info is not illegal, yes?
Purrfection
Don’t even need to leave my house!
All Might
And who are these informants you speak of?
Purrfection
Don’t worry, only I can use them :3
I’m babey
ALL MIGHT??!?!!?!
Asdkflh;dsajg
YOU DIDN’T TELL ME ABOUT ALL MIGHT???
Purrfection
I DID
YOU JUST THOUGHT I WAS JOKING
Present Mic
Is he okay???
Purrfection
Sorry, he’s a big hero nerd
All Might’s his favorite
Oh!
Everyone’s online now
Intro yourself, babey!
I’m babey
Hold on i need to calm down
Ok hi!!!!!
I’m Hermes, Musutafu’s number one vigilante ;)
Purrfection
I’m their partner in not-crime!
You can call me whatever you want
Eraser
We’ve been calling her Nachan because that’s what Hermes calls her
Also, we just recently figured out she was a female
All Might
What about Hermes then?
I’m babey
he/him
Eraser
We don’t know yet
Seriously?
Purrfection
LOL
I’m babey
It’s /All Might/ Eraser!!!
Eraser
All Might
Ask him his identity
I’m babey
Don’t you dare
All Might
I feel conflicted.
But Hermes, what is your identity?
I’m babey
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OH!
Thx Nachan ; - ;
Purrfection
No prob! :)
Tsk tsk Eraser, you think I didn’t know about babey and his love for All Might?
Eraser
It was worth a shot
Present Mic
Doesn’t this mean that it would work in person tho?
Midnight
Yeah, like Hermes is going to give up his identity to meet All Might
Purrfection
He would
I’m babey
I would
It’s class time now tho, we all gotta go :D
Present Mic
Huh?
FUCK