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Part 1 of Chatfic Chaos
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2021-01-16
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[hiatus] “normal” never existed in this group chat

Summary:

[actualbabey has added PaleAuthority, alwayswatching, itsforscience, and 30 others to HallownestTexts]

shieldbro: what the fuck

Notes:

Names:
Pale King- PaleAuthority
Lurien-alwayswatching
Monomon-itsforscience
Herrah-thebeast
Hornet-yeeshaw
Tiso-shieldbro
Quirrel-justvibin
Ghost- actualbabey
Grimm-nowdancefuckerdance
Brumm-thebestaccordionplayer
White Lady-blind(ing)tree
Xero-murderisquiteok
Gorb-thegreatmind
Markoth-fuckyourfloors
Galien-sweetscythebro
Cloth-justwantstofight
Grimmchild-nyah
God Tamer-colosseumchampion
Lemm-relicseeker
Mato-thefriendlyone
Midwife-hungrybitch
Oro-theangryone
Sheo-thepaintmaster
Nailsmith-forgeuntildawn
Traitor Lord-gimmepower
Radiance-fuckpaleking
Broken Vessel-br0ken
Soul Master-bastard101
Elderbug-IsACoolDude
Sly-AintPaidEnough
Bretta-QueenBretta
Zote-thegreyprince
Myla-singingandmining

(See the end of the work for other works inspired by this one.)

Chapter 1: [actualbabey: i said no]

Chapter Text

[actualbabey has added PaleAuthority, alwayswatching, itsforscience, and 30 others to HallownestTexts]

shieldbro: what the fuck

justvibin: Hey, no cursing around Ghost!

shieldbro: @fuckyourfloors

fuckyourfloors: what the fuck do you want

justvibin: No! >:0

PaleAuthority: Who gave Ghost a phone? I’m going to smite you.

murderisquiteok: whoops

nowdancefuckerdance: @justvibin

justvibin: NO!

shieldbro: lmao

relicseeker: A lot of us here should not be around this child

relicseeker: Including, but not limited to: Tiso

relicseeker: That’s it

shieldbro: wtf

theangryone: can yall shut the fuck up?

AintPaidEnough: There it is

fuckyourfloors: i hate all of you

murderisquiteok: even me?

fuckyourfloors: especially you

-

2:02 AM

shieldbro: covered in blood for sexy reasons

shieldbro: also I just got stabbed

shieldbro: I dont suppose theres anyone here willing to tenderly clean, stitch, and bandage my wounds while calling me an idiot in an exasperatedly find tone of voice, is there

colosseumchampion: we threw you out for a reason

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4:20 AM

alwayswatching: Ay

thebeast: actually die

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6:38 AM

thegreyprince: @QueenBretta wake up

thegreyprince: wake up

thegreyprince: wake up

PaleAuthority: @murderisquiteok 1000 Geo to kill this man

murderisquiteok: deal

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8:56 AM

justvibin: if youre not up by now, I’ll be concerned

yeeshaw: be concerned, it’s a weekend, im sleeping in

justwantstofight: ^

thebestaccordionplayer: ^^

thebeast: ^^^

shieldbro: who the fuck wakes up at 8 on a weekend and thinks “oh boy, time to get up despite nothing forcing me to”

justvibin: people with ambitions?

shieldbro: boring

AintPaidEnough: I regret not muting this chat

AintPaidEnough: Hmmmm

[actualbabey had revoked admin power from AintPaidEnough]

actualbabey: no

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9:15 AM

actualbabey: @theangryone hug time!

theangryone: no

[theangryone has left HallownestTexts]

[actualbabey has added theangryone to HallownestTexts]

[actualbabey had revoked admin power from theangryone]

actualbabey: i said no