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    TG: r u bein specieist dirk

    TT: I am being sorely tested, is what I am. There’s just an unholy fuckton of people here already, and the most chaotic elements haven’t even turned up yet.

    GG: I still think you’re exaggerating. Your family certainly is unconventional, but not nearly as bad as you’re making it out to be.

     

    The beautiful, heartfelt tale of Dirk Strider trying to survive his big bro's wedding to the love of his life, and in particular the interspecies clusterfuck that is the wedding party. But at least he has his stalwart matesprit/boyfriend by his side! Admittedly Jayquh has no idea how weddings are supposed to go or how one would reasonably go about outlasting them, but he can probably figure it out as he goes along... right?

    (Includes a full cast of terrifying aunts, two supportive friends, a pyromaniac best gal, two neurotic grooms, an overpowered kismesis of honor, a high-strung diva, and a chaotic chorus of delightfully terrible personalities galore.)

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