Species Swap Boogaloo
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Being the adopted son/brother of famous movie producer Dave Strider is pretty sweet, but he does tend to be more than a bit overbearing in an I'm A Cool Mom kind of way. So now that Dirk has decided to take the plunge and
get his rainbow wingserrget intimate in a tentacle kind of wayfuck, just go pick up a guy at a troll bar, it's going to be when Dave is out of town, and that's final. Once the stars align he finds Jayquh, almost literally a fish out of water in the bar scene... which is just as well, because it's not like Dirk really knows what the fuck he's doing either.They do manage to figure it out, however. And maybe Dirk will get a bit more than he's angling for.
(fish puns will in fact be kept at a minimum in the fic. i make no such promises regarding horse references or Stupid Strider Similes[tm].)
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- Part 1 of Species Swap Boogaloo
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TG: r u bein specieist dirk
TT: I am being sorely tested, is what I am. There’s just an unholy fuckton of people here already, and the most chaotic elements haven’t even turned up yet.
GG: I still think you’re exaggerating. Your family certainly is unconventional, but not nearly as bad as you’re making it out to be.
The beautiful, heartfelt tale of Dirk Strider trying to survive his big bro's wedding to the love of his life, and in particular the interspecies clusterfuck that is the wedding party. But at least he has his stalwart matesprit/boyfriend by his side! Admittedly Jayquh has no idea how weddings are supposed to go or how one would reasonably go about outlasting them, but he can probably figure it out as he goes along... right?
(Includes a full cast of terrifying aunts, two supportive friends, a pyromaniac best gal, two neurotic grooms, an overpowered kismesis of honor, a high-strung diva, and a chaotic chorus of delightfully terrible personalities galore.)
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- Part 2 of Species Swap Boogaloo