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  1. Fifty Shades of Violet by

    Fandoms: Homestuck  

    14 Jan 2021

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    Being the adopted son/brother of famous movie producer Dave Strider is pretty sweet, but he does tend to be more than a bit overbearing in an I'm A Cool Mom kind of way. So now that Dirk has decided to take the plunge and get his rainbow wings err get intimate in a tentacle kind of way fuck, just go pick up a guy at a troll bar, it's going to be when Dave is out of town, and that's final. Once the stars align he finds Jayquh, almost literally a fish out of water in the bar scene... which is just as well, because it's not like Dirk really knows what the fuck he's doing either.

    They do manage to figure it out, however. And maybe Dirk will get a bit more than he's angling for.

    (fish puns will in fact be kept at a minimum in the fic. i make no such promises regarding horse references or Stupid Strider Similes[tm].)

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