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"Sensei," Megumi monotonously drawls, his face looking annoyed as he stares at the human that stood beside the white naga, "what kind of trouble did you brought home this time?"
"Oh, I brought Sukuna's human mate with me!" Satoru chirps, excited. Way too excited at the prospect of having the chance to have a serious fight with the King of Curses.
Megumi wants to hit him with his tail.
"Why on earth would you do that?! Are you out of your mind?!" Kugisaki hissed. She's looking at Satoru with an annoyed expression, and her tail is flicking restlessly on the ground. "He'll kill us the second he realised that you kidnapped his mate!"
Satoru waves her worries away with a confident claw, his tail lazily wriggling on the ground, nonchalant. "Nah. That won't happen. I'm the strongest naga in our ranks, remember?"
Megumi crossed his arms over his chest, unimpressed. "And Sukuna is the King. He's still another league stronger than you."
"Uhm," the three nagas sharply look at the human the second he spoke. Megumi watch with careful eyes as the human looks at each of them, confused. "What am i supposed to do here?"
"Wait for your mate to come and get you!" Satoru (not) helpfully supplies.
Megumi really have half the mind to strangle him alive. They'll end up getting caught in the middle the second Sukuna decided to show up. All because of one, obnoxious naga that is Satoru.
"Oh, okay." The human nods, and then flops himself down on the ground beside Satoru's tail, looking way too relaxed than Megumi expected him. "I'll wait here till Sukuna arrive then."
Satoru coos. "Aw, you precious thing. So faithful. Say, what if you become my mate insteaㅡ"
"Satoru." Satoru turns around, and waves at the approaching naga.
"Nanamin! Just in time. Come meet Sukuna's mate!"
The second Nanami's eyes landed on the human's small form, his lips pursed into a thin line and his annoyance showed at the split second tick of his brow.
"We need to talk." Nanami's voice is firm when he looks at Satoru with his tired eyes, clearly not accepting any 'no's.
Megumi watch with detachment as the white naga nods, already knowing what will Satoru say. Satoru turns to look at him and Kugisaki.
"Megumi, Nobara, look after Yuuji while i'm gone, okay?"
He was about to say no when Satoru turns around and left, trailing after Nanami's retreating form.
"That man is unbelievable." He heard more than saw Kugisaki's groan. Pursing his lips, Megumi glares at Satoru's back and internally agrees.
He'll punch him later.