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WineAunt: I just heard the worst thing ever and I need to share so everyone can yell at sho with me
Yamadad: oh god
WineAunt: sho: “it has come to my attention that there are people in this room with romantic feelings for my sons. Know I will find you and kill you.” and then poor izu slammed his head on the desk. Toshi just looked forlorn and I felt SO BAD
Dadzawa: I have to vet them first if they think they can date one of my kids
Yamadad: dammit, the sports festival is literally tomorrow, and you decided to psych out your entire class?
Dadzawa: a necessary sacrifice
Dadzawa: would you rather I locked them in there until I got confessions out of them
UncleGun: You are. Insane.
BloodBag: take a chill pill or 17, christ, aizawa
Dadzawa: I regret nothing
HesAStoat: preparations are complete It is interesting to see who went with a pseudonym. The more underground students were expected, of course, but Todoroki Shoto also decided to go with a fake name. Most fascinating!
Yamadad: ah yes, I love my sons Houdini Hari and Mukyoku Sui.
WineAunt: the famous magician and escape artist and what translates to limitless green?
Yamadad: yep! They had a lot of fun thinking of names. Plus, Hari can also be needle or hook, which is a little hint to his quirk!
HesAStoat: how clever! And Izuku is both green and has limitless potential!
Ghostbusters: what did the todoroki kis go with?
HesAStoat: Jishu Fubiki
Brainless: Independence and blizzard? Whatever for?
WineAunt: seems like a big fuck you to his dad to me
HesAStoat: I have started an investigation on Endeavor for that very reason
Brainless: isn’t that jumping to conclusions?
Dadzawa: no need to fear an investigation unless he has something to hide
Yamadad: wack, anyway, see you all tomorrow!!!!!!!!!!
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Class 1-AYYYYYYYYYY
GreenGrape: is it too late to just, expel myself
MOMo: it’s not that bad
Jacked: no, it really is, that was awful
CopyCat: I’m guessing this had something to do with the conversation we had yesterday?
LSD: oh I’m positive it is!
PurpleGrape: it is
PurpleGrape: I thought I could trust pops but apparently not
GreenGrape: I’m SO sorry guys, this is my fault, and now dad is going to kill a few people until he gets the answers he wants
PikaCHU: that feels a little strong, don’t you think?
Spoderman: dude, did you miss the evil eye we got this morning?
PikaCHU: no no, I shit my pants, but he wouldn’t kill us
PikaCHU: ...right?
LSD: lamo you guys are so dead
Kirby: ok it’s fine, I know mido’s crush, so we can just
Kirby: protect him forever
GreenGrape: kajsdhdapiushdc ;akjsj
datBoi: you broke him, kero
RockSolid: oh, dude, who?
PurpleGrape: in case you didn’t gather from the fact that dad threatened the class, its someone in this chat, so, no, we’re not telling you anything
GreenGrape: toshi I blame you, you’re gonna get him killed all because mine can “take the heat” more than yours can
Jacked: wait, toshi too???
PurpleGrape: izuku I stg I will make you jump out the window
MuffinMan: if it makes you guys feel better I’ll make cake for the poor saps who end up dead in a ditch somewhere
NYOOM: we cannot dwell on this right now! The sport’s festival is tomorrow!
PurpleGrape: yeah tbh he could not have picked a worst time to spring this on you guys
CopyCat: so are we allowed to guess who it is
GreenGrape: nO
MOMo: perhaps it would be best to let the invested parties clear the air amongst themselves, and then we can discuss how to save them from their untimely demises after the festival?
Jacked: babe you’re so smart
MOMo: ^///^
Kirby: ok, so the plan is kick ass at the festival, specifically Bakugo’s, and try and lead Aizawa off the path of whoever the yamazawa’s are crushing on
IcyHot: do you propose we all keep our distance, or that we all become equally close so that sensei cannot distinguish the correct individuals?
PurpleGrape: you underestimate him, he’ll kill all of you
JazzHands: then the girls step up!
LSD: yeah!!! I'm down! We can be the buffer, since you’re both crushing on one of the guys anyway
GreenGrape: sdjluchf s;ukdahcbaskjdbc
PurpleGrape: you’ve killed him
PurpleGrape: but that’s a solid idea
RockSolid: aw, man, so we gotta avoid you two if we can?
Spoderman: probably the best idea
PikaCHU: I’m down, I don’t feel like dying today
PikaCHU: we’ll miss you guys ;-;
CopyCat: you make it sound like they’re dying or something
IcyHot: but I thought we were the ones under threat of death
LifeIsPain: the void calls to all, no matter their path in life
RipHarambe: wait, i'm fine, right? I'm dating toru
JazzHands: yeah but I don't think sensei knows that
MOMo: if we need a backup person, we will call on you, ojiro
Jacked: also, toru? ;)
RipHarmabe: shit
Octodad: how cute
GreenGrape: ok I’ve recovered
GreenGrape: I think the girls have the best plan, but we shouldn’t have to worry about a buffer until the second round
LSD: wait why
GreenGrape: sports festivals follow a pattern. The first event is always something to dwindle the numbers, usually a free for all, the second event is usually a team event, and the last event is pretty much always a one on one tournament of some sort
GreenGrape: so it's the team ups we have to look for
PikaCHU: um, do you have insider information or something? Not that i'm complaining, of course
PurpleGrape: no he’s just a huge ass nerd
GreenGrape: no I just noticed a pattern
GreenGrape: hey!!!
PurpleGrape: I’m right and I should say it
CopyCat: he’s right and he should say it
Kirby: you are kind of a nerd, mido
datBoi: kero
GreenGrape: :((((
IcyHot: it’s alright, midoriya, being a nerd is not a bad thing
Private chat between Izuku and Hitoshi
Izuku: I'M GOING TO GO CRAZY
Izuku: HE HAD TO KNOW
Hitoshi: he definitely does not know
Izuku: this is the worst day of my life, because thanks to dad I have to confess way sooner than I wanted to and I am NOT ready
Hitoshi: why did we decide to go after a specific breed of dumbass
Izuku: because they’re cute
Hitoshi: damn they do be cute tho
Izuku: and dense
Hitoshi: good lord are they dense
Hitoshi: but who knows, maybe dad did us a favor and we’ll have boyfriends by the end of the sf
Izuku: ;-;
Izuku: a boy can dream
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The Teacher Chat
HesAStoat: It’s Time :)