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Dadzawa has renamed Brainless to SmallMight
Dadzawa: you are doing well in your teaching course and it’s showing
SmallMight: thank you
Dadzawa: yeah w/e, don’t cause problems during the sports festival and you can keep it
WineAunt: that speech tho
Dadzawa: I have never been more proud of Izuku than in this moment
UncleGun: my favorite part was the “strong quirk, weak quirk, or no quirk at all, we are the next generation, and we have the power to be heroes.” brought a tear to my eye
Yamadad: I liked the “we all came here today to prove ourselves”
SPAAACE: have to say the underlying message of “I'm going to kick your ass” really sent me into the stratosphere
Ghostbusters: he really hyped people up and got them ready for the cheer
Blockhead: yeah, that “plus ultra” was louder than yamada
Yamadad: impossible, but go off
Blockhead: that first event was extra special
Ghostbusters: was it just me or was the entire class 1-A after that Bakugo kid
SPAAACE: no they definitely were
WineAunt: someone must have told them lmao
UncleGun: I see the protectiveness of the green bean has spread to his classmates
Dadzawa: they really sent him to the Pit, huh
Yamadad: are we just going to ignore that part where your son blew himself up on purpose?!
Dadzawa: he’s your son too
Yamadad: not when he’s blowing himself up! That’s all you!!!
UncleGun: he did take first place with that tho, it was pretty ballsy
Yamadad: and took a few years off my life too!
WineAunt: ok but you were also super proud. He just proved what you guys have been saying since day one, to himself and any naysayers; you don’t need a quirk to get far
WineAunt: it did hurt me to say he had the 10M points tho
UncleGun: incorrect, I could see your sadistic smirk from the stands
WineAunt: ...ok, maybe you’re right ;)
Yamadad: he’s making friends :’)
LabSafety101: he knew all three of those people before this
LabSafety101: one of them much to my dismay
Dadzawa: hitoshi is getting a good team too
SPAAACE: why didn’t the two brothers work together?
Yamadad: they wanted to compete against each other, for fun
HesAStoat: it is interesting to me that they teamed up exclusively with the female members of their class
LabSafety101: Hatsume isn’t in izuku’s class
HesAStoat: yes, but the team of Izuku, Uraraka, Hatsume, and Asui is a rather interesting group. Hitoshi going with Yaoyorozu, Jirou, and Ashido is also rather telling.
Dadzawa: …
HesAStoat: yes, it seems they are attempting to throw Aizawa off the scent, as it were ;)
Dadzawa: they’ve been trained too well
Yamadad: give it a rest, sho
Dadzawa: I will find them.
WineAunt: what an exciting second round!!! I can’t wait to see these kiddos duking it out in the 1v1s!!!
GrannyChiyo: I can.
SmallMight: hopefully no one gets too injured. They have all had a wonderful showing so far!
Dadzawa: yeah, I’m proud
Class 1-AYYYYYYYYY
PurpleGrape: izu I am wrapping you in bubble wrap what the HELL were you thinking round 1???
GreenGrape: it totally worked tho
IcyHot: it did seem rather dangerous
GreenGrape: I’m sorry for worrying you! But I promise I was 100% safe the entire time! The mines couldn’t really injure you anyway, it was mostly force and noise
CopyCat: yeah but then you piled up 20, I feel like that goes out of the “just force and noise” category into “that’s a pipe bomb”
GreenGrape: obviously I’m fine since we went through round 2 maintaining first place
Kirby: yes!!!! Plan lesbian went really well!
JazzHands: woot! Plan Lesbian!!!
LSD: lmao, not that I’m complaining, but why are we calling it that
Jacked: girls
LSD: understandable, have a nice day
datBoi: it was fun, kero
datBoi: speaking of fun
Jacked: oh, right, bounty
GreenGrape: wait did you guys actually knock kacchan out of the competition
PurpleGrape: I mean, did you see him in round two?
Kirby: he was too busy watching a certain someone :3
GreenGrape: asldjhcgasludjgyfcalsjdhgf
Octodad: I believe there was a sizable group that took down the bounty
BreadIsPain: oui~! How will we split the prize?
MOMo: seeing as the prize was a hug, I believe we can all partake in the prize
GreenGrape: guys :(
GreenGrape: I can’t believe you guys knocked him out :((((
CopyCat: I can, nice work, team
PurpleGrape: concur, I’ve never been more proud to call you my class
Kirby: so we all get the prize, then? OwO
MOMo: yes
Jacked: so says God, amen
NYOOM: if Izuku does not want to give the prize, we should not force him!
datBoi: you pushed Bakugo off the wires at the pit
NYOOM: that is irrelevant!
NYOOM: besides, it didn’t work.
Spoderman: the tape trap was what ended up doing him in, thanks for the supplies and assist @LSD, @MOMo
LSD: hell yeah! Blasty got sent to the PIT!!!
MOMo: glad to be of assistance :)
GreenGrape: you know if you guys wanted hugs I would give them to you anyway, right
LifeIsPain: the reward is sweeter when it is hard fought
SnowWhite: ^-^
RockSolid: don’t worry about it, man, we were happy to get the bounty, reward or not!
PikaCHU: I really missed you guys in round two, but hey! Maybe we’ll get to meet in the ring! Don’t hurt me too hard, Toshi!
PurpleGrape: you could fight izu and he would hit just as hard
PikaCHU: yeah but he would be nice about it afterwards. You’ll toss me on my ass and then laugh
PikaCHU: and then help me up but like
PikeCHU: can’t give Mina more fuel for the fire
LSD: ohohohohoho ;3
PurpleGrape: fuel…?
Private chat between Hitoshi and Izuku
Hitoshi: wtf does that mean
Izuku: 0v0
Izuku: he called you Toshi
Hitoshi: you call me toshi too
Izuku: I’m your brother
Hitoshi: ok but I REALLY don’t want to read too much into this
Izuku: I kinda want you to fight him now
Hitoshi: no!!! Then he’ll find out!!! And then DAD will find out!
Hitoshi: idk which one is worse!
Izuku: :3
Hitoshi: as if you’d be any better fighting ~Shoto~
Izuku: please consider death as a career choice
Hitoshi: with our luck we’ll both be fighting them
Izuku: I really hope you’re wrong
Izuku: but deep down I know you’re right
Class 1-AYYYYYYYYY
PikaCHU: MOVING ON
PikaCHU: predictions for the final round?
GreenGrape: oh jeez
GreenGrape: well whoever fights Mei, you get an automatic win after you let her advertise
MuffinMan: I’m kinda shocked no one from B got in
Spoderman: they tried! They gave Team Shouji a run for their money, but with Iida’s speed, Tokoyami’s guard, and my tape, we scraped by
CopyCat: no surprise team “Jishu” made it. Double ice and fire is quite fun >:3
PikaCHU: hey! Kiri and I totally helped!
RockSolid: it was fun teaming up with you guys :D
IcyHot: the look on my father’s face when my name was announced was
IcyHot: excellent.
GreenGrape: I think everyone did great! I’m kinda sad only 16 people could get in to the last round…
RipHarambe: nah dude, don’t worry, we’ll be cheering for you guys
JazzHands: yeah! I didn’t want to get super far anyway, underground and all that
BreadIsPain: the heroes have seen enough of my sparkle, we do not want to blind them~ ;)
MuffinMan: I am exhausted already, so no sweat there
Jacked: worn out from the bounty hunt, huh?
MuffinMan: I did use most of my sugar then, yeah
MOMo: we will do you all proud!
Kirby: yeah!!!! Prepare to get beaten into the ground!
datBoi: kero
LSD: as long as I don't have to fight “Jishu” first, we’re good
IcyHot: :(
GreenGrape: I think no matter who we fight, as long as we all give our best, we’ve all won!
IcyHot: :)
PurpleGrape: you are sickeningly optimistic
PurpleGrape: remind me how we’re related again
CopyCat: you aren’t
PurpleGrape: oh yeah
GreenGrape: :(
IcyHot: actually I have a theory on that
Jacked: goddammit, Monoma, you got him in conspiracy mode
IcyHot: no I have proof
MOMo has muted IcyHot for 30 minutes
PikaCHU: haha that's so skadjdfhahs
PikaCHU: you cannot silence the truth
Kirby: TODO STOLE KAMI’S PHONE LMAOOOOO
datBoi: :)
PikaCHU: for my first piece of evideiksdhdckb
Jacked: the council has decided to silence Jishu whatever the other name was, and that shall be upheld by all members of the law, so sayeth God herself
MOMo: I did indeed
Jacked: therefore don’t let him near your phones until the silence period is up
NYOOM: the matches are about to start, let us all focus!
The Teacher Chat
Dadzawa: is it just me or is Kaminari flustered fighting Hitoshi
Yamadad: it’s just you
WineAunt: I am on site and can confirm
WineAunt: just you
Dadzawa: idk he looked awfully red when hitoshi was pinning him to the ground
Yamadad: probably your imagination, hun, you’re looking for things that aren’t there
WineAunt: again, on site, lighting from the booth must be weird, he looks fine to me
UncleGun: oh uh, yeah, the sun hit his face weird but it cleared up from the stands when he stood up, nothing to worry about there
SmallMight: really? He looked rather red to me
WineAunt: oh yagi, it was definitely the lighting.
HesAStoat: light is such a funny thing :)
Dadzawa: why do I feel like you’re all trying to deflect
WineAunt: we’re not, you’re being paranoid, but the next match is up now
Dadzawa: what did I just watch
Dadzawa: why is todoroki that close to izuku
Yamadad: I think you mean Jishu
Dadzawa: why are they blushing
WineAunt: because it’s cold, there’s ice everywhere
Ghostbusters: after Todoroki’s first round, that lasted way longer than I thought it would
SPAAACE: rip mentoss, tho, that stage is toast
Blockhead: quite literally, in some places
UncleGun: I thought the kid didn’t use his fire
Yamadad: izu totally said something to him, you saw them yelling
WineAunt: oh yeah, it was a very passionate fight
Dadzawa: I’m still suspicious
Yamadad: you said that with izu’s first two battles too, he’s just like that
Dadzawa: I didn’t say it on his first battle
WineAunt: yeah because he was fighting Jirou and she’s not on your hit list by virtue of being a girl
Ghostbusters: but of course, Kirishima was totally on the table
Dadzawa: no, I’ve ruled out Kirishima.
Yamadad: do you have a list now or something
Dadzawa: yes, in fact, I do
WineAunt: jesus christ
BloodBag: why are you so involved in this, if he dates someone, he dates someone
Dadzawa: and this is why you keep your opinions to yourself
GrannyChiyo: in an effort to derail this conversation which is most riveting, I am glad no one has gotten too hurt, aside from Sero being a temporary icicle and Kaminari being short circuited.
Yamadad: I’m also proud that the final is going to be our boys!
UncleGun: Hitoshi still needs to beat Monoma and Izuku still needs to beat Tokoyami
UncleGun: never mind, Monoma is down
SPAAACE: I think it really will be the two of them in the end. That’s pretty exciting!
BloodBag: still upset that they gunned for Bakugo in round 1
Dadzawa: he’s an asshole and deserved it
BloodBag: ...ok, point
HesAStoat: a shame the rest of class B did not get much opportunity to show off, but they still made a good effort :)
BloodBag: yeah, I’m proud of them regardless of aizawa’s hell class
Dadzawa: that's the nicest thing you’ve ever said to me, thanks
BloodBag: they take after you too much
Yamadad: including in the affection for our sons!
WineDad: dammit zashi we got his mind off of it!
Yamadad: sorry, my bad
SmallMight: the final match is starting. Who do you think will win?
Yamadad: up in the air. Izu is too smart to get pulled in by Brainwashing, but if Toshi can use his size to overpower him, he might have a shot
Yamadad: I spoke too soon, Nedzu why does he have a knife
HesAStoat: he made it himself! It’s blunted, so no chance of injury, but he did file a special request form for it and I couldn’t say no. I wonder when he’ll bring out the surprise.
Dadzawa: maijima you watched him build this, what’s the surprise
LabSafety101: oh no
HesAStoat: marvelous, is it not?
Yamadad: is that...pink goop?
WineAunt: looks like it
LabSafety101: it's incredibly sticky and will quickly render you immobile if you aren’t careful
UncleGun: jesus christ it's like toshi is being welded to himself and the ground
Ghostbusters: and the quirkless legend wins it all!!!! wooo!!!
Blockhead: oh good, he had the solvent for it too
SmallMight: I will be right back, I have to administer the medals!
HesAStoat: how wonderful! This was one of our best sports festivals to date!
Dadzawa: and I’m a few steps closer to finding out who I need to threaten quietly
Class 1-AYYYYYYYY
MOMo has renamed GreenGrape to KingIzu
MOMo has renamed PurpleGrape to PrinceToshi
PrinceToshi: because I’m...next in line?
MOMo: yes! That was the idea :)
KingIzu: askdjcbasjkb
IcyHot: I like it
PikaCHU: same! Gonna have to start calling you my prince~
Private chat between Hitoshi and Izuku
Hitoshi: WTF DO I DO
Izuku: SHOOT. YOUR. SHOT.
Class 1-AYYYYYYYYYY
PrinceToshi: bow before me, vassals
LSD: lmao kami, GET IT
Kirby: that was so good you guys!!!
datBoi: very good, all around, kero
Jacked: wish I had gotten further, but hot damn some of those fights were out of my league, so really, no, I’m good
RockSolid: that was sick! What was the knife and pink stuff about?
KingIzu: oh!! It’s not really a knife, it's more shaped like one, but it holds the pink stuff that's a really strong sealant for capture purposes! The hilt has the solution to dissolve it. A little can go a long way, as toshi found ;)
PrinceToshi: sero I am so sorry but your tape has NOTHING on that stuff
Spoderman: all good, man
JazzHands: so now that Plan Lesbian is over, are the couples getting together or…?
KingIzu: um, I still have to talk to him about it, but he knows…
IcyHot: may answer is yes
Kirby: EYYOOOOO, FINALLY
LSD: nice!! Of course you’d go for the hottest guy in class
IcyHot: I agree, he is very cute
KingIzu: ajshgasljugdclahjsgcb?!
PrinceToshi: I still need to inform mine
LSD: don’t worry you’ll do fine ;)
RockSolid: time to watch this man get himself a man
Spoderman: hell yeah! He said yes!
PikaCHU: ksdjhflskjhdalkushf
PrinceToshi: kami I stg
PikaCHU: i'm just HAPPY, is that a CRIME?
Jacked: toshi is so red rn you guys don't even know
Kirby: so now all we have to do is protect shoto and kami?
KingIzu: oh right
PrinceToshi: dad