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Peter grinned as he watched the 'Young Avengers' blink as they all received a piece of paper with names and numbers. He remembered when he received his Approval.
"Those are the numbers for all the New York Vigilantes, including Deadpool. Be sure to save them under the names on the paper, and once you text Spidey, he'll add you to the group chat. You don't pick your group chat name; he does." Jessica waved and left them alone after that. Peter grinned and rushed onto the roof from where he was waiting just outside the door.
"Damn, you got Approved in record time!"
"You are?" Kate blinked.
"Peter Parker, I know Spidey," the burnet explained. "I heard the vodka aunt was here, and I figured I'd ask her for a picture, but she's gone already. I'll ask Danny later." He then turned and left, quickly texting the group chat with a grin.
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Captain Pool: Aw man, they got Approval faster than me :(
Double Dare: Wade deal with it
Speedy: I Have Regrets
Spidey: Too late now!
Jessie Jones: I already gave you our numbers; you're just a part of us vigilantes now.
Spidey: You remembered to give them Clairee's number, right?
Skywalker: I did.
Captain Pool: Roll call! Deadpool aka Wade Wilson
Fist Boi: Danny Reed aka the Immortal Iron Fist
Captain Pool: he's also pretentious!
Skywalker: Power Man
Skully: Punisher
Jessie Jones: Jessica Jones, PI
Double Dare: Daredevil
Spidey: Spider-Man™
Speedy: Speed
Spidey: I need better nicknames for all of you…
Magika: I like mine.
Speedy: That's because you're a weeb, Wiccan
Magika: Fuck Off
Better Hawk: I'm keeping mine
Spidey: Noted
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"Did you lot adopt more human disasters?" Claire asked as Jessica dragged in the Young Avengers. "None of you look hurt."
"We apparently needed to meet you?" Tommy shrugged. Claire nodded sagely.
"Claire, this lot's keeper, and nurse. I'm also dating Power Man. Anyone outside your group knows your identities?"
"No," Billy confirmed, looking uneasy. Claire nodded.
"Fair, just need to know for doctor purposes. Ignore Wade. He's slowly coming back to life after dying again."
Wade, aka Deadpool, was indeed coming back alive again on a nearby plastic-covered chair.
"In the event, I'm at work, May will be more than happy to help you, but you have to he friendship level five with Spidey for that," Claire hummed. "Also, as your nurse, I will find out your identities, but I work with complete discretion."
"We also have lawyers, so the Avengers shouldn't fuck with ya." It appeared Wade was alive and functioning enough to semi speak.
"You get used to them." Claire looked so tired and Done.
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"What do you mean 'nope'?" Tony asked, and Jessica hummed.
"I mean nope. They're ours now. They've even been Approved."
Tony glanced at Steve. The blond shook his head, and the genius sighed. They knew from Spider-Man that being Approved was a Big Deal.
"They're teenagers, Jessica. They can't be out there," Steve said.
"And now they have back up," Jessica hummed. "Besides, you really think they give a shit what you say? They have direction, a mission, I can tell. All of us can, really."