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Teamwork Makes the Dream Work by midnightstreet for spiffymittens
Fandoms: Schitt's Creek
15 Feb 2021
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"How many times did you get a hard-on in a locker room between the ages of 13 and 18?”
Stupid David. How dare he say true things?
“Like a hundred times."
“Once Stevie informed me what a ‘rec center’ actually entailed, I planned ahead: towels, sandals to prevent foot fungus, body wash we can rub all over each other…”
Fuck.
“You, Patrick Brewer, star athlete, are going to get off with one of your castmates—”
“Teammates.”
“—in the locker room. Just two curious teenage boys, exploring each other’s bodies.”