Chapter 1: hahaha he is blind
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before every smp
tommyinnit and sbi live in a cottage in Antarctica
tommy is 11
wilbur is 17
techno is 17 (he is older by one min tho and he wont let wilbur live it down)
philza is 25 cuz they are all adopded
oh yeah none of them have respawned exept phil because techno is like a god wilbur can resolve conflicts with words and tommy is 11
infinite respawn but it hurts a lot
respawn happens right after you die
the actual story(tommys pov all the way):
techno and tommy go out at night to get silk from spiders and techo is like "im sure it will be fine because im strong and tommy isnt that big of an idiot right?"
wrong
a spider like takes out tommys eyes or some shit because he wandered off
techo hears a scream and goes to find tommy when he gets there he is like "oh shit" because like oh shit
techno helps tommy walk back to the cottage and tommy struggles but they get there
phil and wilbur are like wtf
and they try there best but no healing potions work and so they go "welp you gotta respawn or you blind but we are not letting you because it hurts"
he spends weeks like memorizing the layout of the house and one night he sneaks out and jumps of a cliff and respawns
it hurts real bad but he can see again
everyone finds out because of course they do you can go from there
oh yeah he has heightend hearing because of it don't ask why
Chapter 2: dad schlatt
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i forgot this in my last chapter but it is irl mc and this is to
tommy isnt in dsmp
schlatt didnt exile anyone
people generally like him
manburg has thousands of people in it its giant
tommy is an orphan
and has had a really bad foster homes
he has never been huged before
he is 14
all of this happens in the span of a year
plot:
schlatt adopts him but keeps it from the public
tommy is like "oh god oh no i hope he doesnt abuse me"
schlatt doesnt
one night he says like "why havnt you hit me" and schlatt hugs him
he hasnt been hugs before so he has kinda a mental breakdown but schlatt is there :)
he starts calling schlatt dad
he grows in his hybrid traits(can be whatever)
schlatt tells his close friends he adopted tommy
they all like him
he announces to the public that he adopted tommy
Chapter 3: 2 tommy and techno things ig
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irl mc au
some of tommys voices make fun of him and sometimes tell him to commit die
plot:
go wild i just want techno to help :)
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no dsmp au it just dont exist
tommy and techno are both piglins
plot:
just tommy and techno together in a flower field talking
tommy is like "can i braid ur hair?"(long haired technobade supremacists rise up) and techno says yes
so they do that and tommy also weaves some flowers in there (the ones i think would be there are the Lycoris radiata Gladiolus gardenias and red anemone)
tommy falls asleep like right after he finished braiding technos hair and you can take it from there
Chapter 4: tommy is bad at feelingsssssss
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irl
tommy struggles to say I love you(its platonic you goblins) to like everyone and gets embarrassed so it's just him struggling
also if someone compliments him his brain like shuts down
plot:
tommy is in a vc with tubbo and tubbo is like "you know i feel like i dont say this enough so here, i really appreciate you as a friend" and tommy freaks and like leaves the call out of panic but like texts him "i appreciate you too" and hes just like AAAAAAAAAAA you know
and like it happens again with sbi but maybe its more like "your newest vid is really funny good job" and he is like "thankssssss" and says hes gotta go
(you can do this again with more people or not)
they meet up irl and someone compliments him and he gets all red and hides his face and you can take it from there
Chapter 5: tommy does some shit ig
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irl mc
tommy hears voices
an au were one voice can take over at a time
voices are people from other dimensions
some voices take control more then others
tommy carries around a bag full of healing suplies and a notebook and pencil
takes place durring the time were tommy stayed with tecchno in exile(i miss the dynamic okay?)
plot:
phil gets to technos house but his wing is injured
techno isnt good at healing so he cant do shit
tommy is like "i can help" and they're like "how?"
he lets a voice thats good at healing take over
he fixes phils wing and then they're like "HOW?'' because tey thought he was only good at being a pain in the ass
and you can take it from there
Chapter 6: tommy writes songs
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this can be irl or mc
tommy wrote wiburs your city gave me asthma songs
thats it
Chapter 7: crack except its fine
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among us au
plot:
corpse is tommys dad
no one knows
go wild
Chapter 8: flower au
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irl minecraft
everyone can grow flowers out of their skin and stuff
they cant control where only how many
like techno grows red anemones out of his hands and philza has Gardenias in his wings stuff like that
if you make it so you stop growing flowers entirely if you touch or you touch someone else someone else your flower grows where you touched them
most people assume tommy has flowers on his back or something
plot:
tommy hates his flowers
he grows red spider lilys out of his hair
he thinks that they look weird so he doesnt let them grow
so he doesnt touch people or let people touch him
one day someone(you choose) says something like "why dont you let people touch you"
and he panics and maybe says "i dont want no beta male germs on me" or something
the other person grabs tommys and and instantly here are red spider lilys growing out of their hand
and you can take it from there
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d&d au
necromancy is illegal because it is believed to be disrespectful to disturb the bring dead people back from the afterlife
sbi+tubbo are family (adopted) and are rich
ages: phil 32, techno 25, wilbur 24, tommy 16, tubbo 17, schlatt 29, charlie slimesicle 22 (if you wanna enclude other people thats fine too but these are the people i wanna enclude)
classes: phil artificer, techno Barbarian, wilbur bard, tubbo cleric, schlatt rogue, charlie necromancer
plot:
starts with a flashback(tommy is like 11) of of schlatt asking if tommy knows about necromancy and tommy is like"all i know is that its illegal" so schlats like wanna learn and tommy being tommy goes fuck.yes
so they go to charlie and they start learning in secret end of flashback
now 5 years later tommy is like excellent at it, better then charlie so its just them doing necromancy and trying to hide it
people find out because of course they do and you can take it from there (maybe a lil dadschlatt?)
Notes:
i am a sucker for charlie+tommy friendship
Chapter 10: violate evergarden(kinda?)
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not a lot really just tommy was a tool for war and the smp are trying to help him
thats it
you can do whatever
Chapter 11
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(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
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info:
irl minecraft
plot:
after dream finds tommys secret stuff that he hid instead he he like slashes his neck like were his vocal cords are and it doesnt kill him beaus ig he was smart about it or whatever
it follows the story after that ie: he runs away to techno and hides under his house
techno finds him and starts yelling at him because he is not responding
tommy uses his communicator to say he physically cant speak or some shit
and he is just like oh.
you know the drill angst hurt/comfort techno finds out its dream and trys not to go ape shit
(if you wanna make it a lil spicy you can make tommy hear voices but thats up to you)
Notes:
a
Chapter 12: claustrophobic tommyinnit+insane wilbur= tommy has a bad time
Notes:
please note that this is based on a fanfic that i cannot find for the life of me please let me know if you can find it thanks
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irl mc
tommyinnit has claustrophibia
and wilbur knows
plot:
wilbur traps tommy in a box so he cannot interfere with his plans to blow up manburg
no one finds out until they defeat wilbur(techno betrayed him cause ig they gave him a good deal or something)
they search pogtopia and find an obsidian box
they help him
he has no idea whats going on
hurt comfert
Chapter 13: power au? in this economy?
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(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
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can be irl or irl mc
sbi as family
everyone has powers
you get them at 10
plot:
tommy didnt get his powers at 10
so he lies about it and says something like “my power is my ability to talk to women big man”(obviously no one believes him but dont say anything)
but like one day(he is 16) he gets his power
he can shoot lightning out of his hands its a hah pretty strong if i do say so my self hahahahahaha
he doesn’t tell anyone because he lied to them
but on doomsday he shoots the fuck out of dream
Notes:
sorry this is shit i did it on my phone
Chapter 14: RED SUS HAHAHAHAHAH
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among us au
its all for fun getting killed doesnt hurt
you choose characters
plot:
tommy and tubbo are imposters
they are good at it
and people dont expect it
alternative plot:
a crack fic were they are incompetent but love-able
Chapter 15: idk what to title this
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irl not streamers
sbi are all adopted
plot:
phil is a shit dad
wlibur is the favorite child
techno has to basically raise himself and tommy
as soon as he can he gets a job and moves out with tommy
than it can be fluff and hurt comfort (tommy=13 techno=19)
maybe they confront phil and wilbur
or they move on from those people
Chapter 16: blacksmith tommy
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me writing on my phone: hdkbedtqhchibpkp
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irl minecraft
the better the weapon material the harder to make
usually its easier to go to a blacksmith then make your own weapons
blacksmiths: phil, bad, sam, puffy
its pretty difficult
plot:
tommy has been a blacksmith since he was abandoned in the forest before phil found him
he is actually really good and specializes in axes
no one knows
one day when in a secret room in his house someone (ranboo?) finds him
he is embarrassed about it and asks them to not tell anyone
the person says ok and that they wanted to see how good the weapon was
they try it and is very good so they ask to keep it and tommy says yes
everyone wonders why the person has such a good axe when none of them gave him one so they ask
they dont tell but goes back to tommy and says he should tell everyone
you can take it from there
Chapter 17: time travel to fix cannon
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time travel to the war for independence
bamf tommyinnit
need i say more?
Chapter 18: magical girl au wtf?!?
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irl
not much really just magical girl au
plot:
tommy and tubbo are a magical girl duo
they are really good at it
one day the rest of sbi find them because they keep killing monsters or some shit before them
i dont really know how it would end i just like the idea
oh yea i didnt put this in the beginning chapters but if you use these please credit me
Chapter 19: vigilante tommyinnit needs more love
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irl not streamers
tommy isnt a well known vigilante
his name is “big T”
tubbo is hacker man
ranboo makes weapons
plot:
one day tommy is patrolling the city he is in
sbi find him and they fight
tommy has to run away because they are the too heroes and he is fanboy
they keep accidentally running into each other and sbi start to actually like him
tommy is freaking out and constantly telling tubbo and ranboo about what hapoendd
one day he fights... someone idk and gets really hurt
he goes to sbi for help cause he has no idea were else to go (ranboo and tubbo are on break)
they help him and learn more about him
they are like “you and your allies should be heroes”
and he is like naaaaa
so they help each other
maybe sbi adopt tommy tubbo and ranboo or not u choose
Chapter 20: tommy is dead
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after dream kills tommy he wakes up in a personality swap au
i just like the idea
thats it
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irl mc
dsmp
starts during the lmanburg war for independence
sbi arent family
wilbur and phil are also god but are away
they plan on meeting again
wilbur isnt on the smp tommy and tubbo started lmanburg
crack treated seriously
plot:
techno sees how determined tommy is and is like “that one“
so maybe he summons him and is like “ur my profit ima give u powers” and tommy is like “ohshitohshitohshitohshit” because oh.shit. thats the blood god
so techno just trains him and maybe tommy sacrifices someone
they win the war blah blah blah election blah blah blah tommy and techno run away
techno finds phil and wilbur
wilbur and phil are like what the fuck
techno is like “oh yeah thats my profit”
you take it from there
Chapter 22: he run 🏃
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the plan is simple
charlie slimecicle is like “no more.” and takes tommy away from the smp and war
where too? with who?
you decide
Notes:
i should write a romance book about a lizard man and a bird man
or i could go to sleep
but im out of good ideas
Chapter 23: maf
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does this make sense? its 3 am
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mafia au
sbi keeps the fact they are like the leaders of the mafia (is that the correct way to phrase it?) secret from tommy
plot:
sbi are all out to dinner
they walk in an alley (key mistake here fellas)
someone recognizes them and puts a knife to tommys throat
they are all like “oh shit”
but tommy is like “skidadle” and like kills them? or something idk
they are all like “oh.shit.”
and tommy explains that he is crime boy
Chapter 24: god au
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god of chaos tommy and tubbo fuck about
Chapter 25: eret and tommy would have a great dynamic
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irl minecraft
wilbur was already mentally unstable
plot:
after erets betrayal tommy and him talk
they forgive each other and start hanging out in secret because they are afraid how people will react to tommy being friends with the traitor
one day wilbur goes after tommy to see where he goes and finds him hanging out with eret
once tommy comes back wilbur puts him in a cell or some shit probably starves him and beats him or something else cringe like that
eret find him and takes him to his fucking castle
hurt comfort is my blood
Chapter 26: d&d au but again
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d&d au
blood hunter techno(it fits so fucking well), bard wilbur, artificer phil, warlock tommy(schlatt is the patron)
feral tiefling tommy, avariel phil, half hogfolk techno(just imagine technoblade), changeling wilbur
sbi are a really well known because they fight a fuck ton of monsters n shit
tommy is really spoiled and hasnt had to fight any actual monsters cuz his op family does
plot:
people kidnap tommy to try to hurt sbi
while hes being kept in the basement tommy prays for schlatt to help him
schlatt takes tommys spirit(idk) to za labyrinth and is like "ill only help you if you can find the treasure in here bro cuz i dont want to help someone weak"
and so tommy tries to find it
while this is popping sbi are freaking out cuz someone took tommy
also his body is still very much alive but he looks like he is just constantly dissociated so le people hurt his or some shit( i dont fucking know)
tommy has to fight a bunch of monsters n shit so he gets better at it and stops being what we in the business like to call "soft uwu baby"
tommy finds the thing after like months and schlatt starts to actually like tommy(its platonic and if you though it wasnt fucking leave)
so schlatt help tommy get out and finds sbi
a bunch of h/c because sbi finds his scars
one day(you decide how he got into this situation)
he had to kill a bunch of monsters to keep him and THE BOYS
and you decide how sbi reacts and how it continues
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i had to research d&d races and classes for a whole fucking hour to see what fit well and its 10:53pm help
Chapter 27: avatar au
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avatar au but like still in minecraft
fire bender techno
air bender phil
water bender wilbur
earth bender tubbo
plot:
phil wilbur techno and tubbo all go in the forest to find... idfk shit i guess
they come across tommy who just kinda lives there
they take him home because of course they do
tommy doesnt know what bending is
they teach him and shit
they find out he is the avatar
you can decide what happens after i just like the idea
Chapter 28: big bro energy
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there are a lot of mini prompts bouncing around in my head like a screensaver
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just a bunch of one shot prompts of tommy with different big brothers
irl minecraft
no dsmp au
plot(s):
1. tommy sparring with techno a bunch and finally winning
2. wilbur teaching tommy guitar and him learning to play the nice guy ballad
3. charlie and tommy going on an adventure
4. bad healing tommy after he gets attacked by zombies
5. sapnap and tommy pranking dream
6. george and tommy being bad at saying i love you and slowly learning/p (obviously)
7. schlatt and tommy scamming people
8. tommy being chaotic and ranboo having to reign him in
9. tommy shows intrest in redstone and sam being like “my heart”
10. tommy and dream doing a manhunt
Chapter 29: he steal
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irl minecraft
sbi meet up
raccoon tommy pog
no dsmp au
plot:
tommy likes to steal peoples clothing
he stole technos cape
and big threatening technoblade is like awwwwww
so he lets him keep it
Chapter 30: wilbur+tommy hurt comfort anyone?
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irl
tommys parents are out on business trips a lot so they arent around much
plot:
after the platonic love or host tommy is like "does he wanna replace me?"
he gets all sad and and doesnt message or call wilbur and he cri
one day wilbur is like "alright i need to get this boy im worried"
so he drives over to tommys house
wilbur gets there and is like "u gud?"
and tommy is like "you wanna replace meeeeeeeeeee"
and then the comfort part
Chapter 31: high school au baby
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highschool au
freshmen: tommy tubbo ranboo purpled
sophomores: quackity ponk hanna fundy jack slime
juniors: nikki sapnap skeppy alyssa antfrost
seniors: george dream bad eret karl techno wilbur vikk lazar foolish
nurse: puffy
english: phil
social studies: sam
buisness: schlatt
consumer sciences: hbomb
foreign language: mexican dream
math: connor
performing arts: jacksepticeye
physical education: ludwig
visual arts: just anyone from drawfee
vocational education: alpharad
you can pick and choose wich teachers to use im just giving you the full list
plot:
tommy recently transferred from smp earth middle school to dsmp high school
he immediately becomes pretty popular
one day he sees that a techno(he is the quiet kid who can kick your ass) has long pink hair and is like "i want that"
but he is afraid of what his parents and friends will think
his friends because he is known as "big man tommy who is super masculine" and he doesnt want to be seen as different
his parents because they are really homophobic and would probably kick him out for "looking gay"
so he tries his best to build up curage and one day asks techno how to dye his hair
techno is like "you wanna dye your hair?" and tommy prob gets angry and defensive but basically means "yes and i wanna grow it out"
techno is like "sure bro lets go do that" or some shit and on the way there tommy vents about how he is worried about what his friends and family will think
so techno says if his parents kick him out he can live with him
they go get tommys hair dyed and when tommy gets home his parents kick him out so he goes and crys to techno ig
you can shape the plot from there
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i actually looked up all highschool classes, and i know some of these are pretty random but there are only so many people on the dream smp ok?
Chapter 32: pokemon au
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pokemon au
the region is called dream smp
wilburs team is pretty laid back while technos is pretty serious
tommys team:
frosmoth: clementine tauros: henry noivern: noivy houndoom: walter goodra: slimecicle reuniclus: slmccl
technos team:
aegislash(you can come up with the names for these) oricorio(baile style) hatterene lucario golurk zacian
wilburs team:
greninja cursola dragapult boltund milotic zamazenta
i dont have the time or patience to make phils team im sorry
plot:
tommy was kicked out at a very young age(9)
zeraora found him and helped him from afar for a while
like a few months later after he turned 10 he found a noibat so he called him noivy
he grows older and lives kinda like a vagrant
he gets all his pokemon along the way while zeraora keeps watching over him
phil techno and wilbur and the usual sbi adoption shit happens
one day while battling with techno he uses zacian so tommy gets jealous and runs off fow a while (like that one episode where ash loses against the ice gym leader in xyz)
zeraora is like "put me in the pokeball hoe" so tommy does
he goes back to the cabin that sbi live in
he goes out to train his team a lot in the woods from then on
the next time techno and tommy spar tommy pulls out zeroara(named big z because tommy is the best at names)
and they are all like "wtf he has a mystical pokemon?!"
he win
you can choose how to end it
Notes:
i love pokemon aus
Chapter 33: wow
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in america because thats where im from bitch
irl au
not streamers
sbi as family
wilbur: 17 and pursuing his music career
techno: 17 is always studying and takes a lot of ap classes
phil: 32 molecular biologist and never has time for tommy
tommy: 13 plays soccer and is a lil problem child
soccer team: dream, george, sapnap, callahan, bad antfrost, bad, sam, purpled, niki, eret, drista and tubbo is basically moral support
plot:
tommy is in high school soccer because he is really good
he just wants his family to come to his game
they dont
so his soccer team basically adopts him (you can choose who has the biggest parent/sibling energy)
they confront his fam for(insert your reason here)
sbi feel really bad because they didnt know how bad they where doing
you take it from there
Chapter 34: projecting? i dont know her.
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plot:
irl streamers
haha monkey brain
(btw if you struggle with suicidal thoughts, that shit may start out as a joke but what your thinking about is real and its ok to tell someone about it)
plot:
it starts off with tommy just listening to sad songs and relating
he hears about wilburs songs and is like “why not”
so he listens and that shit hits too close to home
yo bitch ass better believe he be at the train station the next day
he think about committing die but is than like “i prob just want attention”
so this continues
one day he hangs out with wilbur for a colab and lets some shit slip
lots of h/c ensues
they dont upload that video
Notes:
this got dark im sorry
Chapter 35: 🧍♀️<🧍
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ftm techno helping tara(tommy) realize he might actually be a guy
Chapter 36: 5+1? dont mind if i do
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me is filth
filth is me
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dsmp
5+1 thing about 5 times techno says he doesnt care about tommy and one time he REALLY fucking does
alternate au where tommy stayed with techno
they talked about shit, acknowledged the fucked up shit they did to each other
still working on dat trauma tho
dream still went to prison baby
plot:
1: techno finding tommy under his house
2: tommy gets lost or some shit
3: techno teaches tommy to hunt
4: tommy getting a fucking panic attack because *insert reason*
5: techno finding tommy playing with his sword and pretending he is him
+1: after tommy got out of being stuck in prison with dream he attempts to not alive but techno saves him
Chapter 37: god
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i just need more charlie+tommy content i am begging you
i am starved of it
yet i crave it constantly
young traveler
please take pity on me
and write me those fics i so desire
Chapter 38: BITCH
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AAAAAAAA
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you know the violet evergarden movie? you know how the child learns how to be a mail carrier? just that. child is tommy, violet is wilbur, blond guy(wtf is his name) is techno, and boss man is philza.
go my children, write the prompt.
Chapter 39: my life is spiraling out of control
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irl but its their mc personas
phil is an explorer so he isnt around a lot
their mom be dead
phil: 40
techno: 20
wilbur: 19
tommy: 14
plot:
techno and wilbur are in collage
they dont spend a lot of time with tommy
tommy thinks they dont try to make time for him
which is not true, wilbur tries but quickly becomes to consumed with his work and techno is never fucking free
techno can see that tommy is getting kinda sad about it cuz in here he is a psychology major
so he says “fuck this fuck class lets go”
so him and tommy go the fair
some things you should include:
techno being real strong so he do the game with hammer and bell and wins da big prize
tommy winning the impossible rope climbing thing so techno buys him a big lollipop
tommy being on techno shoulders with one big stuffed animal in each arm and a lollipop in his mouth
please just make it super fluffy and cute
ps: add more than the thing i listed, this is a full day
Chapter 40: *heavy breathing*
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im sorry i just like the techno+tommy dynamic
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i want tommy always trying to be the funny guy no matter what and alway performing no matter what
like in pogtopia and the logstedshire he still was trying to make other people laugh so there is a LOT of bottled up emotions and trauma that he just doesnt know how to address but during his stay with techno he has to adrress it cuz techno going “bruh being not happy is okay”
Chapter 41: what a fucking clown
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aight what if dsmp BUT ITS A FUCKING CIRCUS
TOMMY IS A AN UNDERPAID CLOWN WHO WANTS TO BE AN ACROBAT BUT CANT BECAUSE DREAM WONT LET HIM
AND DREAM IS THE LEADER OF THE CIRCUS AND HE IS EVIL BECAUSE I SAID SO
Chapter 42: Tommy but there’s two of them, fetus edition.
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tommy has an evil doppelgänger but like, fun evil so they get up to shenanigans and make it dream smp
Chapter 43: help
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alright alright alright alright
what if, in theory, tommy was dead for a month, not three days, and wilbur and schlatt weren’t evil but morally gray
like wilbur only cares about sbi (mostly tommy ill be honest) and L’manburg
schlatt is just vibing. does he care about tommy? unclear?
Mexican dream is just fun
THINK ABOUT IT
Chapter 44: kinda hybrid tommy prompts
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dsmp except everyone is chill
tommy is a shapeshifter but he is really unlucky, he can only make noises and copy mannerisms
for instance if he was with techno for a while he would make the he would squeal n shit, and he would really want gold but he would still be weak as shit
irl not streamers hybrid au, sbi are all hybrids and tommy is like a year or two late for growing hybrid traits, which is semi normal except it hurts more, so sbi help him grow his hybrid traits, he can be whatever you want
cannon dsmp but before all the fucked up shit, duck hybrid tommy and quackity sell “drugs” to various dsmp members
origan smp, tommy being an elder guardian not knowing until niki sees he is an elder guardianand drags him under the water, at first tommy is scared because anyone would be, but than he realizes that he can fuckin breath n shit, cue tommy and niki fucking with people
Chapter 45: podcast? yes.
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irl(could be streamers or not)
plot:
techno wilbur and tommy started a comedy podcast
thats like it just imagine it ok?
“so one day me and my freinds were at cool-“
“pffff- you were at cool?”
“SHUT THE FUCK UP-“
Chapter 46: insert chapter name here
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info:
irl not streamers collage au
tommy is 19
wilbur is like 20-22
oh uh bi the way, wilbur is bisexual
plot:
tommy is ya basic collage douchbag with like trucks full of toxic masculinity he do sports n shit
so one day wilbur is chillin and tommy says some stupid shit that’s mildly bigoted and wilbur and wilbur is like “stfu it doesnt matter if im gay u fuckin prick”
so tommys having a crisis now
he nb but he doesnt know what the fuck that is
you can make the reason tommy is bumps into wilbur as angst as your gremlin brain desires but he dose
wilBRUH knocks some sense into ya boi so h/c n shit
Chapter 47: pirate
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uhhhhhhhh just pirate au sbi
maybe its how tommy joined the crew
like you know how after i think it was mcc if they won tommy got to be in sbi
maybe they did a tournament and tommy stumbled his ass into winning
maybe its just their wacky adventures
sbi showing him the ropes(hahaha haha ha ha...get it because they lite-)
SO MANY OPTIONS
Chapter 48: Huh?Um-okay?No-no, I can do that!
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just soulmate au where you can only see color when your with your soulmate
sbi has already found each other(sinse they havnt found the last soulmate they are basically color blind)
boom baby you take it from there
it can be irl or mc idc i just want more platonic soulmate au content
Chapter 49: eighty nine
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tommy has a game show except the whole thing is he yells at the contestants
like trivia+anger
“the hays code was abolished in 1967”
“WOW YOU FUCKIN IDIOT, YOUR SO FUCKIN STUPID“
“what the fuck do you want from me-“
“i want you to get off the stage you fucking beta male! fuck you!”
Chapter 50: eyo
Summary:
i havnt kept in touch with thw lore so maybe they arent trying to kill him anymore
if they arent then this is set when they are
Notes:
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info:
dsmp
plot:
pretty basic really just nikki and jack go to tommys home and it turns out
oh no! hes really sick like he would die if not treated
so nikki and jack gotta be like
“should we kill child or help him”
bad end: this just repeatedly stab him and he dies(possible part two where ghostinnit (or phantommy) haunts them so they are guilty)
good end: they have a change of heart and decide to help him so h/c insues
Notes:
sorry i dont update this ive been really hyper fixated on these two fics and bedrock bros in general so i forgot i need to update this shit
Chapter 51: haha
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soulmate au that you switch bodys with ur soulmates till you touch them(hugs, hand holding etc/p)
but what if when tommy is about to hugs his soulmate they start to switch
so either they get the ability to switch whenever they want or are stuck in the other persons body and gotta fix it
i think it would work best with ranboo and tommy but any sbi or tubbo and tommy could work too
Notes:
if you wanna harass me my discord is
woopsy doesnt doodle#1325
Chapter 52: titl
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info:
irl
high school au
maybe hybrid au?
plot:
tommy is new to the school and everyone already has a group and a kinda family dynamic
so he feels like he would be messing that up if he was there so he just doesnt talk to anyone
eventually someone does talk to him (its tubbo) and then hes think “oh they already have a chaotic and kinda rude friend”
but anyway tubbo is like “ur gunna sit with us”
so he do and that goes on for like a few weeks then he is talking to someone (anyone works) and tells them about how he feels like he is ruining everyones friendships by fuckin being there i guess
and their like “is fine dude you good” so comfort happens
oh a fun thing that could happen after is them reacting to tommyinnit being well, tommyinnit
Chapter 53: pusboy
Summary:
APPARENTLY I HAVE 15000 HITS SOOOOO
THANKS BITCHES
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I JUST HAD A REVELATION
OCTOPUS TOMMYINNIT
HE WANTS TO BE CALLED OCTOMAN BUT PEOPLE CALL HIM PUSBOY
OCTOPUSES CAN CHANGE THE COLOR AND TEXURE OF THEIR FLESH
I CAN HEAR THE GODS AND THEY ARE TELLING ME THIS IS A BOMB ASS IDEA
AAAAAAAAAA
Chapter 54: gimmie shit
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i dont have any ideas so if you have like maybe a part of a prompt like "gardener tommy" or "tommy in space" and I can make a whole prompt for it
god I hate asking for shit
Chapter 56: hahe
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thanks Atalante241 for the inspiration “everyones is a superhero but tommy” i can think of two scenarios one that is crack and one that is angst
1) listen tommy is done with these dumb bitches, they’re like “fame is so difficult to deal with my life is so hard” and hes like “WOW BEING UNIVERSALLY LOVED AND PRAISED? YOUR LIFE IS SO HARD” and that just goes on a while for a lot of different people
2) tommy just has really low self esteem, like he is constantly by people who literally save lives and hes a dipshit kid who doesn’t even have okay grades, so he turns to(drugs alcohol or neither) and makes friends with really shitty people, but one day dream team captures him(they evil boys) so obviously sbi come to rescue him cuz they love him, but ofc dream tells them where or in what state they found him in, so they have a talk when hes back and tommys like “im worthless” and sbi know hes not but they gotta prove it, how they do that is up to u
Notes:
sorry updates are irregular i’ve been stuck in a monotonous daily cycle ;)
Chapter 57: double u
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dsmp but LISTEN
this is kinda hard to explain but i’ll try
so basically dream dresses kinda like dream XD right
but hes just a guy
in this au dream used to be a good so XD was like “YOOOOOOOOOO ima give this bitch a book on how to revive people I TRUST ‘EM”
and now dreams a bit of a bitch and claims hes a god and people cant really prove him wrong cuz i mean he did a lil necromancy sooooooooooooooo oop
maybe dream XD is is like “bitch, stfu”
maybe dream is getting a lil too big for his britches and does some stupid shit and fucking dies
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this is vaguely inspired by marylines promt “angel dream”
Chapter 58: fffffffff
Summary:
thanks RichCrazyUncle for the idea “every sbi member owns their own coffee shop
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aight techno and phil owns a highly successful coffee shop; imagine starbucks but with greek myths and it isnt a “chain restaurant” or whatever. a lot of collage student go there to study and a lot of orphans go there because phils really nice, but if techno sees an orphan he WILL punch them. its also the one hipsters say you gotta go to.
wilbur owns the L’Manburg Café. its kinda like a cat café but its political, its hard to explain. like on the walls it says stuff like “fuck dream” and the first time you order they have to ask if you support dream(if you do they just wont give you your order) theres a stage in the back and every week they do a “reanactment of some scene from the L’Manburg war and you KNOW theres a yt playlist of all the shows. its a big tourist attraction.
tommy owns a fucking trash fire, ok not literally but like, thats what it is. its not uncommon to hear “i fucking kill you bitch” yelled from across the room and oftentimes you will get something completely different then what you ordered but thats the exiting part. its really popular among locals.
so the fic is basically tommy competing with these two other wildly successful coffee shops but eventually they grow really close
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also the shows at wilburs coffee shop are like, a like kinda sexually suggestive, think cats(1998)
Chapter 59: lonkl
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tommy except hes link and its botw (and there isnt any romance)
mipha is ranboo
revali is sapnap
urbosa is hanna
daruk is quackity
zelda is tubbo
ganon is dream
zeldas old ass dad is phil
i trust yall know the plot of botw
and a fun thing i think could happen is after tommy saves hyrule he has to come to terms with the fact that almost everyone he knew is dead and eventually make friends with wilbur and techno
Chapter 60: hmmmmm
Summary:
make more songfics
do it pussy
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*slurps up songfic*
Tastes like a Daira! Perhaps just one more?
Chapter 61: if
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hc: after tommy was resurrected he got 2 more pairs of eyes
yup, thats it
thats all your getting out of me
i try to update weekly and it is 11:37 at night
Chapter 62: can i get some crimeboys? crimeboys for a poor child?
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wilbur and tommy hurt comfort and just fluff
listen i do not see canon
what is it? idk.
got it? ok. so i have a couple ideas
1. is dsmp where tommy feels replaced by everyone so one day, it doesnt matter how, he finds himself hanging with wilbur so he vents to wilbur n shit *insert protective big bro wilbur* so here comes the comfort baby 😎
2. tommy is just super clingy just always hugging wilbur shit so wilbur lightheartedly makes fun of tommy (wilbur is a clingy bitch too tho)
Chapter 63: im going to superhell
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what if tommyinnit but theater kid
like he loves singing and dancing and acting on stage
and he doesnt want to tell anyone cuz he feels like will go to the shows he does because they like him but not how well he preforms and also he wants to be a big man and big men dont like musical theater
this is also an excuse to do a lot of musical songs
(plz make him misto mistoffelees plz plz plz)
Chapter 64: e o
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something happend and all the things i wrote for this just got deleted SO IM DOING IT AGAIN BABY
info:
irl minecraft
no dream smp
sbi as family
plot:
tommy wonders away from (insert sbi member) when they are hunting or collecting shit
he kinda gets possed by a dreamon
meanwhile (insert sbi member) is freaking the fuck out but eventual finds him
so tommy is now struggling to keep controll of himself
to sbi he seems like he spaces out a lot
tommy is arguing with the dreamon constantly and sometimes the dreamon takes over my sweet boy thomas and his eyes go all red and shit and he do crime
sbi r rlly worried
in the end sbi finds out and does a fuckin exorcism or something
i think this works best as a series of oneshots or a 5+1 thing
Chapter 65: *keyboard smash*
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benchtrio except they steven universe fusion thats all i gotta say
Chapter 66: fuck
Summary:
heyoooo so i kinda missed my schedule but its only by an hour so i think its ok
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kinda hard to explain but ill try my best
so apocalypse au
every time you kill someone you get a glowing mark on ur arms chest and neck(i havnt seen infinity train but kinda like that) thet vary in color
tommy is 10 and wilbur is like 24(it can be anything as long as its dad age)
plot:
wilbur is tommys onler brother
and wilbur shields tommy from the harsh realitys of the world n shit
wilburs arms and torso and neck are covered in glowing red marks and tommy, as much as he would like to say he is the biggest strongest man, has not killed anyone
tommy likes to joke about how “his marks will be red just like wilby because its so manly”(listen guys you gotta cling to toxic masculinity even in the apocalypse) and “i am so poggers bro i love murder and women and drugs”
he has never seen wilbur kill anyone wilbur always covers his eyes
he is very bratty n entitled cuz he a privileged bitch(still love him tho)
one day while they are walking something happens and tommy gets lost and cant find wilbur
he looks everywhere for him and eventually gives up and just starts walking in a derection
meanwhile wilbur is freaking out cuz tommy is gone and ge cant find him
(the next things that go on r over the course of 6 years)
wilbur is a basic bitch protagonist gathering up friends to help him in his noble cause of finding his brother, he befriends people like phil, techno, niki, fundy, tubbo, dream, george, and eret
meanwhile for 6 years tommy learns a few thing
1. killing people is super fucking awful
2. being and acting young will prob get you killed
3. sleeping is hard when you have a bunch of glowing neon pink lights all over you
4. he will never get positive social interaction again
if u want me to explain it more clearly i can do that for you(you dont have a choice in doing it)
near the beginning he struggles a lot with everything
he couldnt hunt he couldnt scavenge and he was too scared to kill people
but eventually he finds himself in a situation where he has to kill someone and that kinda flips a switch
he gets kicked around a lot and ends up killing like a lotta people so it gets very hard to sleep
he stays in one place for 1 month max, sometimes he hides in the vents and other times under peoples bases
he never made any friends or talked to anyone
when he is 16 wilbur finds him
now wilbur needs to deal with this new tommy who is severly traumatized and has barly had any social interaction for 6 years
and tommy has to deal with talking to people and dealingbwith his trauma
they both need to accept that things will never be the same, but now that they have found each other again thye can try their best to be brothers(father and son even?) again
Chapter 67: haha comedy
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no streamers au
tommy and wilbur are brothers and move to new york to be musical comics
tommy is like Bo Burnham(2013-2016 Bo Burnham)
wilbur is like JR De Guzma
they banter a lot on stage and make fun of each other through music
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why the fuck have 20000 people read my dumbass prompt fic
what the fuck
Chapter 69: nice
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ok, so its chapter 69 so i guess i gotta do something special so uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ig ill write this whole chapter in wingdings
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Chapter 70: you kbow i just think british people dont deserve rights
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okokokok but band au
listen i think tommyinnit singing songs with tubbo ranboo and purpled to impress wilbur is cute OK AND YOU CANT COME AT ME FOR IT
FIGHT ME YOU FUCKING WHORE I WILL WIN
anyway thats it
Chapter 71: not me hyperfixating on crimeboys 🙃
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basically what if it was the 1800s and wilbur helped tommy buy wearable clothes
them fancy ones with the ruffles n shit
i just think it would be cute fluff tbh
Chapter 72: uhhhhhhjrbwhhwjwbq
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what is up gaymers what if when techno and tommy where growing up they got lost so they grew up in the wilderness together
bye
Chapter 73: **MAYJOR SPOILER WARNING FOR PATHOLOGIC HERE***
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okokokokok hear me out but what if dsmp was like pathologic and children where just making all the shit up and benchtrio figure it out and have to make their peice with it
OH OH OH OH BUT WHAT IF IT WAS ACTUALLY JUST PATHOLOGIC AU like wilbur is the bachelor (sorry wilbur) techno is the herispecs and tommy is the fuckin magic kid(i cant remember their name rn sorry) if you dont know what pathologic is just check out the hbomberguy video cuz its a banger
Chapter 74: ☹️
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okokokokokol ladies, gentlemen, and those that lay betwixt, i am aware that i have written a similar prompt in the past. but, what if tommyinnit made his own music. i just think it would be neat ok?
Chapter 75: proletariat
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hey besties almost forgot to update but its ok
osmp except tommy just has bottom of the barrel self esteem because all he can do is fall slow and he cant eat meat
bye besties im tired
Chapter 76: boobboyhalo
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dsmp but grocery store au
i think thomas would b funny as a janitor
Chapter 77: hey kiddos im 1 day late srry :(
Notes:
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listen bitches im thinkin tommyinnit starts a craft store
maybw with wilbur? maybe
THINK ABOUT IT
have you thought about it? good.
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ok boss babes my pronouns are mainly it/its but if you really wanna he/him is fine you can call me ahit like bitch or hoe you can also say bro or father dearest just no “girl” or mother dearest or shit like that
my names are Apollo, Kallicrates, gorb, and narcissus
cool? cool.
Chapter 78: ❇️🚨❇️
Summary:
sorry if this sounds like bullshit thats cuz it is
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whats up boss babes what if tommy dead tho
hol up
antarctic empire au where tommy died at like 9 and sbi DIDNT HANDLE IT WELL and are still grieving and they never figuered out how he died, they kinda just found his body on philzas throne(wich was really sus) and oh yeah its been 7 years
so the antarctic empires relationship with the dsmp(it doesnt have everyone fron dsmp its just a country run by the dream team)
so while sbi are having issues with the dsmp they start getting really vague nightmares about tommy (maybe use lyrics from jack stauber songs) about how tommy died
they all think they are superstitious but eventually find out they have all been having the same dreams and try to connect the dots
long story short dream did some magic on tommy to make him get dead cuz he was lookin like he would be a powerful ruler and also to weaken the antarctic empire
so they do a war on the dsmp and you know kill dream and stuff
but like what where they expecting? for that to bring tommy back? no
so they realize they did a whole ass war and lost a bunch of people cuz of their own personal grief and hope that that will bring tommy back but it doesnt
woop woop sad ending blah blah blah
Chapter 79: penis
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fae sbi-tommy au but with 16 year old thomas
you know what i mean
Chapter 80: i am currently consuming crack cocain
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WHAT IF TOMMYINNIT WAS THE MASTER CHEIF
LIKE HE WAS TAKEN WHEN HE WAS LITTLE BY THE UNSC AND THAN WHEN HE WAS ONLD ENOUGH HE GOT DAT SWEET SWEET BIOLOGICAL AUGMENTATION
AND HE IS SO VERRY TRAUMATIZED BUT HE DOESNT KNOW IT CUZ BLAH BLAH BLAH INDOCTRINATION
SO HES MASTER CHEIFING AROUND AND THEN BAMB
IT TURNS OUT THE COVENANT ARE ACTUALLY THE GOOD GUYS AND THEY GOTTA SAVE THESE TRAUMATIZED TEENS
the unsc did experiment on a bunch of teens but this story should focus on tommy because hes the master chief
oh yeah tommy is stubborn as fuck cause of course he is
oh yeah before tommy gets rescued he kills phil because i think it would be interesting cuz like after he starts to question what hes been told by the unsc hes like “they will never like me cuz i killed they dad”
oh yeah tommy has a real hard time talking to people cause of the whole military indoctrination thingy
and the high ranking aliens in the covenent are sbi nikki jack hannah and basically all ya dsmp favs (except the dteam cuz they r with the unsc) i think it should mainly focus on tommys relationship with twinsduo cuz im biased as hell
Chapter 81: ooga booga
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basic bitch vigilante toomy fic 但是你需要用中文写(写在中文?)
我发现咋么用中文在我的phone 》:)
Chapter 82: ooga booga wilf boy
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you know that poem “two old french werwolf lays” what if that but theres no romance and that guy who could turn into a wolf was tommy
lemme explain so basically the story is about this guy(who is like a fighter guy and the kings bestie)who can turn ito a werwolf and can only turn back into a human if he can find this magic item and so his wife finds out about this and hides the thing so hes stuck as a wolf and runs away with another man
than the king finds this super tame and loyal wolf and hes like “yooo this is epic” and so wolf boy is now the kings companion and is with him like everywhere
they later find the wife and he gets the magical item back blah blah blah
what if we made wolf boy tommy and king man man litterally anyone from sbi(i prefer techno tho) and make the wife not a wife but a bestie and that bestie is… tubbo ig and he runs away with ranboo
I CRAVE THIS
Chapter 83: 😶🌫️
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what if tommy was a cartoonish villain but no angst hes just powerful and living his best life
theres too much angst in this house what if it was just a fun time
Chapter 84: 🔪🔪🔪(not a real update just venting about bullshit on tiktok)
Summary:
TRIGGER WARNING FOR S/H
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ik i just updated but like i NEED to vent about this ok? so like i was just watching a tiktok and in it someone talked about how they knew they where bi at 11 and the whole ass comment section was like “bI aT 11 tHaTs nOt NoRmAl” and like ???????? i was (TRIGGER WARNNING S/H)cutting myself and watching porn (WARNING OVER IG) when i was 10 why the hell is it so weird to think that children know what gay is and it also feels a lil homophobic cuz like… it implies that A. it’s inappropriate for children to know about sexuality and B. that children are too dumb to understand it and like HMMMMMMMM
im very sorry besties i just wanted to vent about that and i know its not a normal update but if you dont like it… why the hell are you reading this
Chapter 85: >:)
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dnd au where tommy is a 15 year old human orphan worlock, whos patron/ besties are techno and wilbur and they visit him in his dreams and can also just… show up irl sometimes people can see them, sometimes they cant
tubbo is a satyr druid and hes just a smart boi who loves plants, hes tommys bestie but he doesnt live in the orphanage he lives in the forest, he helps tommy thieve and cause mischief
ranboo is a earth a wind ginasi split directly down the middle and he a monk boy he live in the forest but like way farther out than tubbo cuz society as a whole think hes a freak
they just go fight crime and do crime
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https://www.dndbeyond.com/sheet-pdfs/CharlieMagicMan_63171317.pdf
the character sheet for tommy i made out of boredom,,,,, do with it what you will ig
listen ignore the 6’0’’ for hight i meant to chang it to 3’3’’
Chapter 86: im the amongus sussy
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Among Us in real life (sus, sus)
Among Us in real life (sus, sus)
Playing Among Us in real life, spaceship with my crew
Gonna split up, spread out 'cause we all got tasks to do
Gotta find the imposter as they try to sabotage
Who can we trust in this Among Us entourage?
Heard a sound, turned around, looking up, looking down
Then I find a dead body
Gotta blow the horn, emergency discussion, who should we believe?
Can't decide, so, now we leave, not sure what I'm about to see
Will it be a dead body? Still have a task I must complete
Who's the impostеr?
Looking sus, who can we trust?
Who's the imposter?
Looking sus, who can wе trust?
Who's the imposter?
Looking sus, who can we trust?
Who's the imposter?
Looking sus, who can we trust?
I'm a ghost, I'm my biggest fear, got killed by the imposter
I was playing in the game, but now I'm just a watcher
I'm paying attention using my 360 vision
If it gets quiet, I listen
Make sure there's nothing I'm missing
Who's the imposter?
Looking sus, who can we trust?
Who's the imposter?
Looking sus, who can we trust?
Who's the imposter?
Looking sus, who can we trust?
Who's the imposter?
Looking sus, who can we trust?
It wasn't me (or me)
It definitely wasn't me
No one can be trusted because someone is lying
We still have tasks to do, so, let's split up so we can win
Everyone is sus so let this last round begin
There's an imposter among us
Trying to take something from us
We're still over here working
While she's just ghosting above us
Someone's under suspicion
Sabotaging our mission
Doing my task in the kitchen
Until I stop, look, and listen
Who's the imposter?
Looking sus, who can we trust?
Who's the imposter?
Looking sus, who can we trust?
Who's the imposter?
Looking sus, who can we trust?
Who's the imposter?
Looking sus, who can we trust?
I'm the I-M-P-O-S-T-E-R, that's me
While everyone's doing tasks, I'm going through vents on a killing spree
Yeah, I'm sus in Among Us
We can discuss whoever took your life
But if you think you're running this game, oh-yeah
That's me holding this knife
I'm the imposter
Looking sus, who can we trust?
I'm the imposter
Looking sus, who can we trust?
I'm the imposter
Looking sus, who can we trust?
I'm the imposter
Chapter 87: pthhhhhh
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do y’all remember when everyone thought the vigilante tommy fics where the shit(including me) i just think it would be very funny if we did that again
anyway sorry last chapter was among us in real life my brain just literally couldnt think of anything, sorry
Chapter 88: 我不知道
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LISTEN TO ME WITH YOUR EARDRUMS
WHAT IF DREAM SMP DID A LIL SECRET SANTA(in universe)
and wilbur and tommy got each other
and they dont know what to buy for the other each other
so they have to subtly try to talk to each other more
at first they find it awkward but than they start have a lil bonding moment and after they exchange the gifts
listen i just think its a cute idea
Chapter 89: hmmmm well that sure is… intresting
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hello bas bitched and horrible whores what if tommyinnit and wilbur soot got lost in an infinite ikea
<|:)
^thats a witch btw
Chapter 90: im not supposed to be telling u this but 大豆男孩is (basically) soyboy in chinese
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ok so tommy dies and dream cant get him back(it can be by anything but if you wanna b angsty about it it can b suicide)
and like wimbler hoot is like “no :)” so he fucking travels to the underworld to get this bitch back
it would mostly b about wilburs adventure in *the underworld* but please give tommy as much screentime as you can because i demand you do so
Chapter 91: penis veins
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i’ll be honest with y’all i haven’t been doing my best with keeping up with the lore so instead we doin old lmanburg shit
okokokokok like what if lmanburge was an actual country in a fictional world and since wilbur and tommy are technically the leaders they have to go to political meetings and stuff
but they r little idiots all rhe time and cant take anything seriously
“as the leader of my nation it is my duty-“
“haha duty”
“poopie pants”
Chapter 92: sorry for not updating i have been swamped with school work 🙂
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🙂 i should b writing an essay rn but i havnt updated so no
dsmp western au
now listen i dont want this modern smp shit 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮😔😔😔😔
na it would b set in like disc war when dream was like “i dont give a shit about my horse” i just think that would b quirky
and the idea of western wilbur is very funny to me
Chapter 93: god im cringe
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ok listen u r all gonna have to deal with this because i think every second a fold in my brain smoothens out
anyway sans &papyrus kinda fo act like c!crimeboys
sorry you have to think about this now
Chapter 94: 2fast2ass
Summary:
i know the term bonus points implies that u r being graded on this and thats because it true u r graded on: grammar, spelling, and length
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so o!tommy and d!tommy swap places ang angst ensues
bonus poitns: d!wilbur hangs out with o!tommy and fucking cries about it
Chapter 95: 👅🐜
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tommyinnit except he has to do hs stupid ass chinese homework and he hates it
alternatively:
tommyinnit except he misses 1 day of school and dalls completely behind
Chapter 96: the prawn emoji is so cute i cant 🦐
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listen we all love cults, right? now what if its an alternate au where c!dream started a death cult or whatever and the whole story is just about c!tommy getting out of the cult and trying to have… normal relationships again
lots of crimeboys and benchtrio angst and h/c
Chapter 97: 🥩☺️
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so my brain has been rotting so i have been thinking
what if bench trio meet cute like legit
funny+wholesome benchtrio is a combo everyone needs rn
Chapter 98: :| |:
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ayo sorry for being late but don’t expect an update fore like about a week im on vacation
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tommyinnit except he fuckin eats people
like technobitch walks in and tommys gettin a lil snack and hes like “im going to leave this mess alone.”
i think there is a lot of horror potential but also a lot of potential for comedy because the concept is so fucking funny
like him trying his best to murder but failing again and again cuz hes weak as hell
Chapter 99: little worm boy
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i am back B)
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y’all remember those fics where tommy was like “aight im done with this bullshit im leaving” we should bring those back
they have a lot of potential
Chapter 100: im a real big boy i promis
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tommyinnit gets into his computer and obtains a digimon and is like “what the hell”
like he sees a little possum evolve into an anime girl in a pig costume and screams
like he sees that alphamon and just gives up when he sees that it evolves from 22 different digimon
Chapter 101: wow a late update who could have thunk
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anyway c!tommyinnit and all his besties get turned into cartoon characters in a kids tv show so he gets to have a good time and learn how to developed healthy relationships
also he hates it with his whole heart
Chapter 102: oh look my 24th most unlucky number
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you know what im tired of “vigilante sbi” “hero sbi” “villain sbi” no
civilian sbi that are a happy and loving family except heros keep coming and fucking up their whole shit
like they go to the beach and their like “can you not”
while this could be cool if they had badass powers ir whatever but it is also very funny if they just have bad luck
Chapter 103: bye
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im orphaning this i am ashamed of it. i still love dsmp but ive learnd that rpf is like. shitty. so bye bye

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