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Dreamwastaken has added ... people into the group.
Dreamwastaken has renamed the group a bunch of fucking losers
Dreamwastaken: Hello losers, i bet youre all wondering why i hvae gathered you all here today :)
Technoblade: I don't know whats happening here, but I dont want it.
Technoblade has left the chat
Dreamwastaken added Technoblade into the group.
Dreamwastaken: no <3
Technoblade: fck
Badboyhalo: LANGUAGE
Badboyhalo: also Dream what is this for?
Dreamwastaken: as you can see, its for a bunch of fucking losers
Badboyhalo: LANGUAGE!!
Sapnap: Um excuse me sir, but i am not a loser
Georgenotfound: ^^^^
Dreamwastaken: thats where you are wrong my dear snapmap, everyone here is a certified loser.
Sapnap: call me snapmap again and we gon have problems
Dreamwastaken: SNAPMAP BITCH
Sapnap: AHSAKAJ DREAM I WILL LITERALLY GO TO UR ROOM RIGHT FCKING NOW
Technoblade: @Dreamwastaken you know that includes you right?
Dreamwastaken: did i fucking stutter????
Technoblade: i-
Quackity: HELO MAMACITAS IM HERE FOR A GOOD TIME
Karl: oooh a family gc
Dreamwastaken: welcome fellow losers
Karl: I would have felt offended, but you said fellow so its fine.
CaptainPuffy: Duckling....
Dreamwastaken: .....
CaptainPuffy: ....
Dreamwastaken has changed the group name from a bunch of fucking losers to a bunch of fucking losers but not puffy pls im sorry mom dont be mad uwu
CaptainPuffy: ....
Captainpuffy: I'll take it.
Dreamwastaken: ^-^
Technoblade: HA SIMP
Dreamwastaken has added Philza into the group.
Technoblade: WAIT no DREAM
Philza: Techno...
Technoblade: He started it!!!!
Dreamwastaken: I have never done anything wrong ever in my life
Sapnap: Well thats a fucking lie
Dreamwastaken: SNAPMAP BITCH
Sapnap: OKAY THATS IT OPEN UR FCKING DOOR
Sapnap: DID YOU JUST JUMP OUT THE FUCKING WINDOWN
Quackity: Dream are you that green blur im seeing run maniaccally in front of my house
Dreamwastaken: mayhaps
Tommyinnit: I AM Not A FUCKING LOSER YOU GREEN BASTARD TAKE THAT BACK IM COOL AND THEREFORE SHOULD NOT BE HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dreamwastaken: the child has been summoned
Technoblade: The child has been summoned
Sapnap: The child has been summoned
Quackity: the chid has been summonedd
Karl: The childs has been summoned
Tommyinnit: FCK ALL OF YOU IM A BIGMAN
Dreamwastaken: is your phone on like,,,permanent screamifn
Technoblade: yes it is
Technoblade: also yikes on your spelling there, really going downhill
Dreamwastaken: reuninng and tyeping si hard have sto avoikds cars
CaptainPuffy: Dont??Run ??ON the road???
Philza: Dream? Where are you even running to?
Dreamwastaken: :)
Philza: what does that mean?
Dreamwastaken: :)
Philza: ...
Philza: are YOU ONMY FUCKING ROOF???
Dreamwastaken: pls let me in, im cold.
Tommyinnit: GET WRECKED BIG MAN YOURE IN MY TERRITORY NOW
Philza: HOW DID YOU GET ON MY ROOF?????
Dreamwastaken: I climbed???
Philza: I-
Philza: Hold on, im coming up, go to techno's window
Technoblade: wha- why my room, he's gonna get dirt all over the floor
Dreamwastaken: it be like that sometimes
Dreamwastaken: thank you dadza uwu
CaptainPuffy: Is Dream okay staying there for a bit Phil?
Philza: Its no problem, he's already made himself comfortable on my couch anyways
Dreamwastaken: :)
Sapnap: youre lucky that im too lazy to run all the way to Phils house
Sapnap: How did you even get there so fast
Karl: I can answer this one, he used the roof, specifically my roof and all of my neighbors
Sapnap: What
Karl: I could haer someone running around on the roof, laughing to himself
Sapnap: how are you actually still alive
Tommyinnit: OH BIG D CAN YOU TEACH ME HOW TO DO THAT?!
Dreamwastaken: FOR SURE!!
Philza: NO ABAOSLUTELY NOT
CaptainPuffy: NO NO WAY
Tommyinnit: WHAT WHY NOT, DREAM DOES IT I WANT TO DO IT TOO
Technoblade: Dream is Dream and he's slightly insane, you on the other hand tripped down the stairs this morning
Tommyinnit: TECHNO WTF WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT, THATS NOT TRUW HOW DARE YOU
Technoblade: ...
Technoblade has attached a file [video 0:56]
Tommyinnit: ...
Tommyinnit has gone idle
Dreamwastaken: the CHILD HAS BEEN PURGED
Dreamwastaken: lmaoo he just threw his phone at techno
Dreamwastaken: speaking of throwing phones at techno,,,has anyone seen wilbur???
Technoblade: how does that have anything to do with throwing phones at me??
Dreamwastaken: it was just a transition, chill
Technoblade: I-
Badboyhalo: He's with me and skeppy right now, we bumped into him at the mall !!
Dreamwastaken: tell him to check his phone istg
Technoblade: Tell him to escape before its too late
Badboyhalo: Okay hold on a second.
WilburSoot: Ok wtf is this
Dreamwastaken: WILLLL
WilburSoot: DREEEE
Dreamwastaken: smh Wil's the only good man left on this planet
WilburSoot: ^_^
Technoblade: I'm feeling especially attacked today.
Sapnap: ^^^
Karl: ^^^^^^^
Quackity: eh, understandbale
Dreamwastaken: Quackity what the hell is happening with your spelling
Quackity: listen man, dosnt worry about it man
WilburSoot: Listen, although im really likeing the vibe here or whatever, whats up with our dry ass names.
Dreamwastaken: damn you right you right
Technoblade: No, why did you point it out!!
Dreamwastaken changed Technoblade's name to Kirby but he hates the government.
Kirby but he hates the government: ...
Kirby but he hates the government: there is nothing stopping me from reaching across the room and strangling you right now.
Philza: ..
Kirby but he hates the government: okay there's one thing stopping me from reaching across the room and strangling you right now
Dreamwastaken changed Philza's name to Dadza <3
Dadza <3: oh thats nice
Dreamwastaken changed Tommyinnit's name to Child with anger issues
Child with anger issues has gone off idle
Child with anger issues: I hate this fucking family
Dreamwastaken changed Quackity's name to Mexican duck
Mexican duck: why?
Dreamwastaken: duck go quack
Child with anger issues: you are the most boring man on this planet
Dreamwastaken changed Child with anger issues' name to Youre on thin fucking ice tommy
Youre on thin fucking ice tommy: did i saY BORING I MEANT AMAZING YOURE THE BIGGEST MAN EVER SIR YES SIR
Dreamwastaken: :)
Kirby but he hates the government: almost lost a life there bud
Youre on thin fucking ice tommy: fuck you
Dreamwastaken changed Youre on thin fucking ice tommy's name to Child with anger issues
Dreamwastaken changed Karl's name to I'm lowkey lost
Dreamwastaken changed CaptainPuffy's name to Papa Puffy <3
Papa Puffy <3: Awww duckling ily!!
Dreamwastaken: ILY!!
Dreamwastaken changed Sapnap's name to Capital-A Arson.
Capital-A Arson: you burn down one park bench and suddenly youre an arsonist, smh
Dreamwastaken changed Georgenotfound's name to Seriously dude, how tf are you still sleeping
Dreamwastaken: I see that theres no response, i wonder why that could be smh
Dreamwastaken changed Badboyhalo's name to Please for the love of God ask Skeppy out on a date
Please for the love of God ask Skeppy out on a date: DREAMM
Dreamwastaken: IM JUST TRYING TO EMPHASIZE IT
Dreamwastaken changed Please for the love of God ask Skeppy out on a date's name to A muffin with horns
Dreamwastaken changed WilburSoot's name to Jughead
Jughead: ..dream...
Dreamwastaken: look me in the eyes and tell me im wrong
Jughead: ..
Jughead: continue
Dreamwastaken changed Dreamwastaken's name to The Supreme Overlord
Kirby but he hates the government: bitch give me admin
The Supreme Overlord: Why?
Kirby but he hates the government: GIVE
The Supreme Overlord has made Kirby but he hates the government into an admin
Kirby but he hates the government changed The Supreme Overlord's name to Lungs collapsing.
Lungs collapsing: this is betrayal kirby
Kirby but he hates the government: this had to happen and you know it
Lungs collapsing: ...
Lungs collapsing: the pit?
Kirby but he hates the government: the pit.
Dadza <3: aaand their gone. I'm so happy that my authority as a parent is well respected in this household.
Child with anger issues: I bet theyll tie
Capital-A Arson: techno might win, dream did just run a full marathon there
Mexican duck: guys are we realely gona bet cux ill put my money on tehcno
I'm lowkey lost: Im going with Drream
Child with anger issues: IM CALLING IT NOW BITCHES ITS GONNA TIE
Dadza <3: Why was I put in this world just to suffer.
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Seriously dude, how tf are you still sleeping: WTF IS GOING ON???