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1. Swords are an effective method of cutting through pumpkins. by TreasonousToaster

   Fandoms: Homestuck  

   • Not Rated
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
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   • Complete Work

   14 Mar 2021

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Jane Crocker & Dirk Strider
   • Rose Lalonde & Dirk Strider
   • Minor or Background Relationship(s)
   • Rose Lalonde
   • Dirk Strider
   • Jane Crocker
   • strilondes cant cook
   • Cooking
   • Bad Cooking
   • Cooking Lessons
   • Dialogue-Only
   • Pesterlog(s) (Homestuck)
   • Dialoglogs (Homestuck)
   • Implied Rose Lalonde/Kanaya Maryam - Freeform
   • maybe slightly ooc sorry
   • Post-Sburb/Sgrub

   Summary

   Dirk and Rose are literally the worst at cooking. Jane tries to fix that. It doesn't go very well.

   Series

   • Part 5 of Jane Crocker's Online Kitchen

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   1,435

   Chapters:

   1/1

   Comments:

   3

   Kudos:

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