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1. Why you Should Erase your Brother History by Kenny_Beanie

   Fandoms: おそ松さん | Osomatsu-san (Anime)  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M, M/M
   • Complete Work

   10 Apr 2021

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Matsuno Ichimatsu/Matsuno Karamatsu
   • Matsuno Choromatsu/Matsuno Osomatsu
   • Minor or Background Relationship(s)
   • Homura/Matsuno Jyushimatsu
   • Matsuno Ichimatsu
   • Matsuno Karamatsu
   • Matsuno Todomatsu
   • Matsuno Choromatsu
   • Matsuno Osomatsu
   • Matsuno Jyushimatsu
   • Cell Phones
   • Risque Google searches
   • Rated mature for mentions of sex + incest but nothing actually happens
   • Sibling Incest
   • Unreliable Narrator
   • I bully Totty too much I'm sorry
   • I'm pretty sure Jyushimatsu could murder someone and the others would still think he's innocent
   • actually with everything these 6 do it definitely already happened
   • Also is the title a pun? You betcha
   • the story isn't any better so you've been warned
   • it's not meant to be good it's just me having fun
   • a bit too much fun tbh but it's fine
   • at some point I get way too sappy and optimistic about Ichi and Kara
   • and it's not super in character
   • but consider: I love them and I'm sick of angst
   • I just want them to be happy
   • Established Relationship
   • The roses I got last time wilted
   • (in spite of my care--it was a losing battle anyway)
   • so it's time for me to post another Osomatsu-san story
   • Attempt at Humor

   Summary

   Time seems to pause, and five figures turn to stone: two astounded ones, one merely following the others, and two realizing they messed up bad.

   Ichimatsu is screwed.

    

   (Or: Ichimatsu learns how phones work, the hard way.)

   Series

   • Part 1 of These men are idiots

   Language:

   English

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