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Summary:

Derrick doesn’t remember Chicago, because what comes after is worse.

He’s only in Chicago for a second, anyway. Long enough to be disoriented, long enough to feel his stomach bottom out at the idea that even with no blessings, the Garages had found a way to get rid of him. And then he’s in the Big Garage, and Chicago is the least of his worries because he’s drenched in blood.

(an alternate reality, a possible continuation.)

Notes:

welcome! this is a sort-of continuation of my fic elephant joke, by which i mean a series of loose vignettes set in one possible timeline of what happens to derrick in season 8. it is a lot more gross than elephant joke and deals heavily with blooddrain mechanics instead of incineration. it also has ??? chapters ??? which is new for me, but i'll be updating the tag list whenever i drop a new chapter.

fic title/chapter titles are all aeseaes songs! you can find me on twitter @corpserevivers or on tumblr @kentuckycorpserevivers.

Chapter 1: plenty

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A Debt was collected. Rogue Umpire incinerated Crabs hitter Sutton Dreamy! Replaced by Allister Regrets

The Instability chains to the Millennials's Sandie Turner!

A Debt was collected. Rogue Umpire incinerated Crabs hitter Tillman Henderson! Replaced by Silvaire Roadhouse

The Instability chains to the Crabs's Pedro Davids!

A Debt was collected. Rogue Umpire incinerated Crabs hitter Forrest Best! Replaced by Robbins Bishop 

The Instability chains to the Millennials's Dominic Marijuana!

 

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BLESS OFF PASSES

SILENCE FALLS

THE BREATH MINTS ARE DENIED

THE SHOE THIEVES ARE DENIED

THE JAZZ HANDS ARE DENIED

THE GARAGES ARE DENIED

IN THE SILENCE

THE BLOODBATH GURGLES

 

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Blind Date blessed the New York Millennials.

The New York Millennials stole hitter Luis Acevedo from the Seattle Garages. They sent back Andrew Solis.

 

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Champs in the Making blessed the Chicago Firefighters.

The Chicago Fighters stole pitcher Derrick Krueger from the Seattle Garages. They sent back Edric Tosser.

The Chicago Firefighters stole hitter Theodore Duende from the Seattle Garages. They sent back Joshua Butt.

The Chicago Firefighters stole pitcher Tot Clark from the Seattle Garages. They sent back Derrick Krueger.

 

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Hand-Me Downs blessed the Baltimore Crabs.

Kennedy Loser stole Oliver Mueller’s armor, Fireproof Jacket.

 

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And in the ticker: DERRICK KRUEGER HAS BEEN PERMITTED TO STAY.