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  1. Public Bookmark 11

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    "Forget whatever we were originally gonna do tonight," Cassie said, dropping several plastic bags loaded with Thai food and a 12-pack of beer onto the kitchen counter. "I'm recruiting you all to help me find a new hero name."

    (or, the members of YJ do some rebranding)

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    29 Nov 2025

  2. Public Bookmark *

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    A Disclaimer From Your Friendly Neighborhood Oracle:

    The following is a transcript of Patrol Communications Audio written by state of the art transcription technology, IRIS (Interpretation of Recorded Intelligence Software). IRIS was created to provide easily searchable records, automatically, and eliminate the need to transcribe each patrol audio log manually. That being said, IRIS is still experimental, and may not always be entirely accurate.
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    (01:25) Red Hood: (Mild static) (Out of breath, slurred) You motherfuckers. Put some fuckin-

    Batman: (Shaking) Red Hood-

    Red Hood: Shut up. Put some fucking respect. On my name. Start fucking copying me. I just got thrown fucking. Um. 40 feet. Into a fucking uh. What's it. Ditch. I'm still fucking conscious.

    Batman: Red Hood, do not move, we're en route-

    Red Hood: What'll I win if I stand up.

    Batman: (Loud) Do not stand up.

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    19 Oct 2025

  3. Rec *

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    Unit Communication Log:
    SecUnit Two: Atmospheric conditions optimal.
    SecUnit One: ...
    SecUnit One: Indeed.

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    20 Jul 2025

  4. Rec *

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    "Guess what I just did," Bobby said, ignoring him to reach around and get a finger on the side of the bowl. With a little concentration, frost spread out from the point of contact across the bowl and the ice cream inside refroze. Warren begrudgingly lowered his shoulder to give him another bite in exchange for services rendered.

    "What," he said flatly, elbowing Bobby until he slid off of him and onto the stool beside.

    "I got Scott to play a game," he said archly. "He's outside being, like, really intense about horseshoes."

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    Scott starts playing horseshoes, and he just doesn't think to stop. His friends don't notice, until they do.

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    22 Apr 2025

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    Blue is Kanto Champion for thirty-nine minutes.

    That’s it. Technically, he’s part of the Hall of Fame, technically he’s an accepted Champion. Technically, the title was his once, so it will always be his. Technically, he can’t lose it. He just loses being the present Champion.

    He also, briefly, held the Kanto record for youngest ever Pokemon League champion. That was until Red, three months younger, caught up to him.

    Really, Blue hadn’t even been surprised.

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    Blue loses the Championship, Red disappears up a mountain, and everything that happens afterwards.

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    13 Jan 2023