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    Kon is tasked by the Planet to write the defining piece on Gotham City (no pressure). As he learns more about the city's first family and its criminal underbelly, he finds himself increasingly entangled with the mob and the vigilantes he's supposed to keep away from.

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    A story about how Kon and Tim grapple with their family legacies, fall in love, and team up to foil a conspiracy to ruin Gotham's hard earned order.

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    28 Feb 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 1

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    what if the beach episode was also a bottle episode and also a hyperbolic time chamber

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    09 Feb 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 51

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    Given everything, it was actually surprising no-one had foreseen it or something like it.

    Like, in hindsight? It was really obvious something like that would be likely to happen.

    As it were, the day Tim surprised Kon with a newly-purchased apartment and a request to move in with him and, immediately upon saying yes, Kon developed a fever, well.

    It was all a bit of a clusterfuck.

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    09 Jan 2026

  4. Public Bookmark *

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    A Disclaimer From Your Friendly Neighborhood Oracle:

    The following is a transcript of Patrol Communications Audio written by state of the art transcription technology, IRIS (Interpretation of Recorded Intelligence Software). IRIS was created to provide easily searchable records, automatically, and eliminate the need to transcribe each patrol audio log manually. That being said, IRIS is still experimental, and may not always be entirely accurate.
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    (01:25) Red Hood: (Mild static) (Out of breath, slurred) You motherfuckers. Put some fuckin-

    Batman: (Shaking) Red Hood-

    Red Hood: Shut up. Put some fucking respect. On my name. Start fucking copying me. I just got thrown fucking. Um. 40 feet. Into a fucking uh. What's it. Ditch. I'm still fucking conscious.

    Batman: Red Hood, do not move, we're en route-

    Red Hood: What'll I win if I stand up.

    Batman: (Loud) Do not stand up.

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    26 Dec 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 29

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    The long-awaited court ruling in the custody dispute between Superboy’s three alleged fathers and/or daddies: Lex Luthor, Superman, and the mysterious Alvin Draper.

    Yes, I have chosen to write this entirely in the form of a judicial opinion, and no, it is not legal advice.

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    13 Dec 2025