crabmoney3
Fandoms
Recent works
-
Tags
Summary
Tillman Henderson--you know him, you hate him, you love to hate him. This is his story, told by the man himself, live from the Vault at Blaseball's end.
Series
- Part 3 of Blaseball Plays
-
Tags
Summary
Derrick Krueger and Shaq Torres have been dead for a long, long time. They don't realize they've become the best and worst players while stuck in the black hole. The first election wakes them up.
-
Tags
Summary
At the end of season 13, Logan Horseman is traded to the Crabs. Mike Townsend is still shadowed, and having personal problems in Seattle. This brings both of them to Baltimore for Season 14, where they decide to become unlikely roommates in a Baltimore fraternity house. Between parties, Blaseball games, and getting swept away by immateria, their friendship grows, as does Logan's relationship to the Crabs. Logan helps the Crabs open up and learn to party for the first time since the Return of Blaseball, as well as talk through how to honor someone's memory without letting your own happiness come to a halt.
This fic is for baliset as part of the Baltimore Crabs fic exchange.
-
Tags
Summary
Lonnie Diomira lives up to her pregame ritual, "searching for a way out."
She stayed behind in Baltimore for 25 years to keep watch on Debbie, the god she and her classmates tried to kill, while everyone got to live their own lives. Now that Debbie's finally on her last legs, everyone is coming back to see it through. Lonnie wants out.
-
Tags
Summary
As a mummy, Tot Clark is very familiar with being dead and within a tomb. But that has never stopper hir from wanted to explore what lies beyond with hir husband, Luis.
Recent series
-
- Words:
- 7,489
- Works:
- 3
Recent bookmarks
-
Tags
Summary
“I know a lot about Columbo!” Finn protests. “I know he’s a detective who shows up like halfway through the mystery, and he solves the mystery, and usually the murderer is a shitty rich guy. I know he talks about his wife a lot.”
“And he does the one more thing thing,” Qais adds, looking proud to have contributed.
“Right!” Finn agrees. “The one more thing thing.”
(or: death on the tracks: a finnlumbo mystery, written and directed by finn james, starring finn james.)
-
Tags
Summary
“hi - sorry, excuse me, are you shaqattaq?”
the shrill voice, straining to be heard over the noise of the barcade, isn’t one shaq recognizes. a part of him - the tipsy part - wants to be annoyed that they’re asking to make sure of who he is when his name is written right across his back, on the old garages jersey he threw on as an afterthought before leaving his hotel. but the rest of him is used to this by now, to being stopped in the grocery store and at airports because someone was able to connect the pink haired stranger passing by to the streamer they watch every week.
“yeah, that’s me,” he says, setting his drink on the bar and turning around with a broad grin. “are you a fan of the stream?”
(or: what if shaquille torres lived?)
Series
- Part 1 of internet killed the video star
-
can't promise tomorrow (but i promise tonight) by baliset
Fandoms: Blaseball (Video Game)
24 Oct 2021
Tags
Summary
you are cordially invited, the invitation slid under the door proclaims, to the nonagon’s first ever spaceship prom, presided over by the inimitable dj logi horseman. tomorrow night, the mess hall, byob if you’ve got it lmao! dress code PROM FORMAL.
combs duende reads the handwritten sheet of paper once, then again, then passes it mutely to nora before she has a chance to ask.
“well,” nora says hopefully, “at least it’s enrichment.”
(or: scenes from a party.)
Series
- Part 2 of space ghosts coast to coast