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bugabosswoman added shitnoir, thequeenb, renawentrogue, caraspacebar, and bunnyxx to miraculous hotline
shitnoir: oooh what’s this for bugaboo?
thequeenb: it’s a hotline. obviously.
renawentrogue: easy, queenie, he was just asking
shitnoir: yeah, i’m entitled to ask CLAWstions ( ✧≖ ͜ʖ≖)
bugbosswoman: that one sucked kitty
shitnoir: no offense m’lady, but ur opinions are shit
bunnyxx: ur user contradicts that
shitnoir: don’t you need to go back in time or something
bunnyxx: to prevent ur birth yeah
shitnoir: (´༎ຶ ͜ʖ ༎ຶ `)
renawentrogue: I CAN’T THAT WAS SO GOOD
caraspacebar: love you chat but i love that comeback more 😭
bugabosswoman: guys, i know we love each other and like playful banter, but i made this chat for urgent and business matters.
shitnoir: yes /ma’am/ 😉
bunnyxx: that’s so gross i’m really finna go delete ur fetus
shitnoir: DELETE MY WHAT NOW MISS GIRL 😀
renawentrogue: BUNNYX CALM TF DOWN BRUH I CAN’T BREATHE
bugabosswoman: seriously, you guys, pls don’t goof off in this chat. it’s for professional purposes /only/
bunnyxx: my professional purposes are going back in time to erase that furball
shitnoir: excuse u i am made of the finest latex
bunnyxx: no ur made of the ugliest personality
shitnoir: PLS STOP I ALREADY HAVE LOW SELF-ESTEEM
bugabosswoman: alright bunnyx, that’s enough. let the poor kitty breathe
bunnyxx: ur lucky i love u lb
renawentrogue: aw man it was funny
shitnoir: i can’t believe u like being mean to me when all i ever do is love u guys 🥲
caraspacebar: yeah chill guys, chat is bae
shitnoir: SEE CARAPACE WANTS TO MAKE OUT WITH ME, WHY DON’T YOU LB
bugabosswoman: he said nothing ab making out w u kitty
shitnoir: WHY CAN’T U JUST LOVE ME
shitnoir: AFTER ALL I HAVE DONE FOR U
thequeenb: literally calm tf down chat we’re all in love w lb
thequeenb: ur not the only one fucking suffering
renawentrogue: b is totally not wrong
shitnoir: then why aren’t you all making attempts like me 🧍🏼
bunnyxx: bc you’re a desperate little whiny kitten? duh.
shitnoir: u rly just don’t stop do u 😐
shitnoir: fucking asshole i literally want to kill her ass off
bunnyxx: i’m still here
shitnoir: then leave..? 🤨
thequeenb: omfg stop using emojis all the time
shitnoir: lmao u make me giggle 😛😝😉☺️🥰😁😚😋🤪✨💕❤️💘
renawentrogue: lb is gonna kill us for not doing what she said isn’t she
shitnoir: omg buggie i’m so sorry i’ll stop now
bugabosswoman: it’s ok kitty. stay safe guys. love u all.
renawentrogue: 🧡
thequeenb: 💛
caraspacebar: 💚
bunnyxx: 💙
shitnoir: 🖤
bugabosswoman: ❤️