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1. Biggering His Heart by TeableBeable for corvidaefamily

   Fandoms: The Lorax (2012), Jeff Bezos - Fandom  

   • Not Rated
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   01 May 2021

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • jeff bezoz/the onceler
   • jeff bezoz
   • The Onceler
   • Barry Diller
   • Soulmate-Identifying Marks
   • Vampires
   • vampire!jeff bezos
   • shy!onceler
   • awkward king onceler
   • Post-Apocalypse
   • Self-Loathing
   • Zombies

   Summary

   my friends werent fearful enough of my power after i made a jeff bezos x the onceler amv so im here writing this fic

   edit 10/2/21: please stop leaving kudos. every morning i get an email saying "[user] has left kudos on Biggering His Heart" is another day my family starves. elon musk himself comes into my house, and steals all of our food, because he is so angry that this fic is being read. elon is so jealous of jeff bezos dating the onceler that he tries to make my family starve to death over this fanfic. do you have any idea how terrifying that is? ELON FUCKING MUSK. breaking into my house JUST to steal all my food and call me hurtful names.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   887

   Chapters:

   1/1

   Comments:

   28

   Kudos:

   68

   Bookmarks:

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